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Re: RE: Tehhh Teeeehhhh Tell You What Tell You What Its 9 And A Half Thousand Pounds 2018/03/19 21:17:12 (permalink)
“I wouldn’t say my foots ballooned, but it’s certainly put on weight. Still, happens to the best of us - you should see my back!”
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Re: RE: Tehhh Teeeehhhh Tell You What Tell You What Its 9 And A Half Thousand Pounds 2018/03/19 22:16:30 (permalink)
These are nice. Got a nice kind of glossy finish. I knew a bloke who had fingers like that once. He’s dead now. An Irish navvy. Angina. Wasn’t pleasant.
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Re: RE: Tehhh Teeeehhhh Tell You What Tell You What Its 9 And A Half Thousand Pounds 2018/03/20 11:36:05 (permalink)
How do you feel about betting your eighty thousand pounds worth of German hardware, against my twenty thousand pounds worth of pure maroon Ford Granada sport?


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Re: RE: Tehhh Teeeehhhh Tell You What Tell You What Its 9 And A Half Thousand Pounds 2018/03/20 22:32:48 (permalink)
Just been having a chin wag about cancer!
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Re: RE: Tehhh Teeeehhhh Tell You What Tell You What Its 9 And A Half Thousand Pounds 2018/03/21 04:12:09 (permalink)
The two lesbians, Wanda Harvey and Bridie McMahon, went a bit hysterical. They'd been told to stick around on the sofa until the credits rolled, but when Forbes's remains slumped in their general direction, they bolted - in a pretty craven attempt to spoil the series sign-off. For that, I've never forgiven them.

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Re: RE: Tehhh Teeeehhhh Tell You What Tell You What Its 9 And A Half Thousand Pounds 2018/03/23 06:47:41 (permalink)


"All these people watching birds without binoculars.... It's cheating."

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Re: RE: Tehhh Teeeehhhh Tell You What Tell You What Its 9 And A Half Thousand Pounds 2018/03/23 06:57:58 (permalink)
"Was that a snub-nosed Uzi?"

'Yes, I think it was!'

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Re: RE: Tehhh Teeeehhhh Tell You What Tell You What Its 9 And A Half Thousand Pounds 2018/03/23 21:59:45 (permalink)
It's funnier than rain!
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Re: RE: Tehhh Teeeehhhh Tell You What Tell You What Its 9 And A Half Thousand Pounds 2018/03/26 00:56:14 (permalink)
 
I'M LEAVING YOU, YOU COW!

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Re: RE: Tehhh Teeeehhhh Tell You What Tell You What Its 9 And A Half Thousand Pounds 2018/03/30 03:19:14 (permalink)
Michael's background was in the army. He'd served in Northern Ireland and Gibraltar. He'd been in Cyprus too, but that was just on holiday.

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Re: RE: Tehhh Teeeehhhh Tell You What Tell You What Its 9 And A Half Thousand Pounds 2018/03/30 03:42:17 (permalink)
Some people assume it's always wrong to smash a cripple in the face. But is it?
 

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Re: RE: Tehhh Teeeehhhh Tell You What Tell You What Its 9 And A Half Thousand Pounds 2018/04/01 04:30:46 (permalink)
Many of the people who had pledged money to the poor of Africa were only happy to see the cash reach the needy if they could first peer at my naked anus.

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Re: RE: Tehhh Teeeehhhh Tell You What Tell You What Its 9 And A Half Thousand Pounds 2018/04/06 06:51:43 (permalink)
Wild woods?


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Re: RE: Tehhh Teeeehhhh Tell You What Tell You What Its 9 And A Half Thousand Pounds 2018/04/12 21:37:54 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby Whitey 2018/04/14 06:25:33
Pay attention, Bond. Simply remove the top off this pen, jab it into somebody’s eye, and smash it in with your hand like that.
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Re: RE: Tehhh Teeeehhhh Tell You What Tell You What Its 9 And A Half Thousand Pounds 2018/04/12 22:03:46 (permalink)
glen ponder lost his flat and as a result ended up living in a ymca for 6 months. And I apologise for my 'kid in a sweet shop' comments around this time.
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Re: RE: Tehhh Teeeehhhh Tell You What Tell You What Its 9 And A Half Thousand Pounds 2018/04/13 14:32:21 (permalink)
dan's told me all about you.

oh, what did he say?

he just said he was married.
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Re: RE: Tehhh Teeeehhhh Tell You What Tell You What Its 9 And A Half Thousand Pounds 2018/04/13 19:28:26 (permalink)
"Anyway Alan, I arrest you for sucking up to a mustard-ess"
"You're not a copper!"
"Well then it's a citizen's arrest"
"Well, I'll shoot you then, BANG!"
"I'm wearing a bullet-proof blazer!"
"Well, then I'll go for a head shot then!"
"I'm the Terminator, you can't kill me!"
"I’ve got your kids, I’ve got your kids, Dan."
 
Absolute comedy gold...
 
 
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Re: RE: Tehhh Teeeehhhh Tell You What Tell You What Its 9 And A Half Thousand Pounds 2018/04/14 02:13:25 (permalink)
And yes, he's with a lady. He's necking with her.

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Re: RE: Tehhh Teeeehhhh Tell You What Tell You What Its 9 And A Half Thousand Pounds 2018/04/14 06:25:57 (permalink)
Would you be brave enough to let me finish my conversation?... Come on, you can push your way to the front of the buffet queue, it’s not all doom and gloom.

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Re: RE: Tehhh Teeeehhhh Tell You What Tell You What Its 9 And A Half Thousand Pounds 2018/04/14 06:31:05 (permalink)
'She’s been telling me the problems in getting into this country. I think people like Sonja should be helped to settle here, permanently.'

"I think you have to judge each case on its merits."
 

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Re: RE: Tehhh Teeeehhhh Tell You What Tell You What Its 9 And A Half Thousand Pounds 2018/04/15 12:53:52 (permalink)
eugene1277
"Anyway Alan, I arrest you for sucking up to a mustard-ess"
"You're not a copper!"
"Well then it's a citizen's arrest"
"Well, I'll shoot you then, BANG!"
"I'm wearing a bullet-proof blazer!"
"Well, then I'll go for a head shot then!"
"I'm the Terminator, you can't kill me!"
"I’ve got your kids, I’ve got your kids, Dan."
 
Absolute comedy gold...
 
 




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Re: RE: Tehhh Teeeehhhh Tell You What Tell You What Its 9 And A Half Thousand Pounds 2018/04/20 00:44:30 (permalink)
It was a smashing little hospital, and many of the people who went there didn't end up dead.

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