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Re: RE: Tehhh Teeeehhhh Tell You What Tell You What Its 9 And A Half Thousand Pounds 2017/08/26 03:38:56 (permalink)
'Twas the night before [Alan's walk]
And all through the house
Not a creature was stirring
Not even [an Alan]

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Re: RE: Tehhh Teeeehhhh Tell You What Tell You What Its 9 And A Half Thousand Pounds 2017/08/27 16:14:43 (permalink)
The most obvious option is to subsume Suffolk into Norfolk. This new super-county 'Norfolk', a compound word made by taking the 'Nor' from Norfolk and the 'folk' from Suffolk...

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Re: RE: Tehhh Teeeehhhh Tell You What Tell You What Its 9 And A Half Thousand Pounds 2017/08/27 21:01:37 (permalink)
ive just let off in a tax inspectoress's face. it was mostly deliberate.
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Re: RE: Tehhh Teeeehhhh Tell You What Tell You What Its 9 And A Half Thousand Pounds 2017/08/28 15:56:18 (permalink)
Just put "nice plumbs". 


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Re: RE: Tehhh Teeeehhhh Tell You What Tell You What Its 9 And A Half Thousand Pounds 2017/08/30 03:39:13 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby dimdum 2017/12/13 10:36:21
"I don't wanna get sucked in. I don't wanna get sucked in"

'Then tell everyone what that was'

"... It was a couple of ponces mincing about, talking rubbish"

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Re: RE: Tehhh Teeeehhhh Tell You What Tell You What Its 9 And A Half Thousand Pounds 2017/08/30 18:10:01 (permalink)
"God is......a gas"
 


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Re: RE: Tehhh Teeeehhhh Tell You What Tell You What Its 9 And A Half Thousand Pounds 2017/08/30 22:41:26 (permalink)
We’re also taking emails on the big question. What happens after we die? Frederick emails to say he has four children. He is the proud father of a new baby boy, Joshua, and his daughter, Susan, five, has just started school. And he thinks after death, there is nothing.
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Re: RE: Tehhh Teeeehhhh Tell You What Tell You What Its 9 And A Half Thousand Pounds 2017/08/31 10:47:31 (permalink)
This is class. Richard Madeley going full Partridge all week on GMTV or whatever its called now.
 
https://www.facebook.com/www.JOE.co.uk/videos/960485107448889/ 
 
Some of them are ridiculously Alan. He even sounds like him ffs.
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Re: RE: Tehhh Teeeehhhh Tell You What Tell You What Its 9 And A Half Thousand Pounds 2017/08/31 11:01:35 (permalink)
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This is class. Richard Madeley going full Partridge all week on GMTV or whatever its called now.
 
https://www.facebook.com/www.JOE.co.uk/videos/960485107448889/ 
 
Some of them are ridiculously Alan. He even sounds like him ffs.


That is incredible. Strong Alan vibes in this John Stapleton clip too.

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Re: RE: Tehhh Teeeehhhh Tell You What Tell You What Its 9 And A Half Thousand Pounds 2017/08/31 11:06:13 (permalink)
Superb lol. I didnt realise it at the time, but now you look back, that was just the presenting style of the time in the UK wasnt it? Coogan made a whole act out of it
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Re: RE: Tehhh Teeeehhhh Tell You What Tell You What Its 9 And A Half Thousand Pounds 2017/08/31 11:34:54 (permalink)
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Re: RE: Tehhh Teeeehhhh Tell You What Tell You What Its 9 And A Half Thousand Pounds 2017/08/31 12:31:29 (permalink)
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This is class. Richard Madeley going full Partridge all week on GMTV or whatever its called now.
 
https://www.facebook.com/www.JOE.co.uk/videos/960485107448889/ 
 
Some of them are ridiculously Alan. He even sounds like him ffs.




the voice sounds almost intentional doesn't it?!
 
QUICKSAND
 
very funny... nothing's beating that sam matterface clip about squash though 
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Re: RE: Tehhh Teeeehhhh Tell You What Tell You What Its 9 And A Half Thousand Pounds 2017/09/01 02:07:41 (permalink)
You are a big posh sod. With plums in your mouth.

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Re: RE: Tehhh Teeeehhhh Tell You What Tell You What Its 9 And A Half Thousand Pounds 2017/09/01 02:17:23 (permalink)
Apart from when he tries to be, Madeley is legit one of the funniest people to ever have been on TV.

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Re: RE: Tehhh Teeeehhhh Tell You What Tell You What Its 9 And A Half Thousand Pounds 2017/09/01 03:25:51 (permalink)
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ive just let off in a tax inspectoress's face. it was mostly deliberate.




 


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Re: RE: Tehhh Teeeehhhh Tell You What Tell You What Its 9 And A Half Thousand Pounds 2017/09/01 09:22:26 (permalink)
Law
This is class. Richard Madeley going full Partridge all week on GMTV or whatever its called now.
 
https://www.facebook.com/www.JOE.co.uk/videos/960485107448889/ 
 
Some of them are ridiculously Alan. He even sounds like him ffs.


That's amazing
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Re: RE: Tehhh Teeeehhhh Tell You What Tell You What Its 9 And A Half Thousand Pounds 2017/09/01 09:38:45 (permalink)
Listen love, the bbc might be many things but porn it ain't. If you want hardcore pornography then you'll have to get yourself a satellite smart card decoder. You get that then you're really in business.


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Re: RE: Tehhh Teeeehhhh Tell You What Tell You What Its 9 And A Half Thousand Pounds 2017/09/01 10:47:01 (permalink)
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AND ANOTHER
 
https://soundcloud.com/ni...es-full-alan-partridge


 

That is first class.


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Re: RE: Tehhh Teeeehhhh Tell You What Tell You What Its 9 And A Half Thousand Pounds 2017/09/04 02:20:46 (permalink)
There you go. Your daddy's got you ten pounds.

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Re: RE: Tehhh Teeeehhhh Tell You What Tell You What Its 9 And A Half Thousand Pounds 2017/09/04 17:31:44 (permalink)
Michael suffers from night terrors, he thrashes about like a big salmon.
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Re: RE: Tehhh Teeeehhhh Tell You What Tell You What Its 9 And A Half Thousand Pounds 2017/09/06 20:21:54 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby Whitey 2017/09/07 03:54:52
There's no need - because Mohammed has moved the mountain to you. It's not literally a mountain, it's a photocopier. Although coincidentally it was driven here in a white Bedford Astramax by a man called Mohammed. Please bring on the broken photocopier!


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Re: RE: Tehhh Teeeehhhh Tell You What Tell You What Its 9 And A Half Thousand Pounds 2017/09/06 21:31:11 (permalink)
My mood was blacker than an NHS filling. 
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Re: RE: Tehhh Teeeehhhh Tell You What Tell You What Its 9 And A Half Thousand Pounds 2017/09/27 05:50:21 (permalink)
So familiar is Edmonds' face that people rarely stop to look at the guy, meaning his preposterous appearance is given a free pass.

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Re: RE: Tehhh Teeeehhhh Tell You What Tell You What Its 9 And A Half Thousand Pounds 2017/09/27 15:02:25 (permalink)
I've always loved flint. That hard, sedimentary, cryptocrystalline form of the mineral quartz, categorised - certainly by this observer - as a variety of chert.

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Re: RE: Tehhh Teeeehhhh Tell You What Tell You What Its 9 And A Half Thousand Pounds 2017/09/30 03:57:13 (permalink)
Unlike the deeply unpleasant couples who appear on Grand Designs, I wanted to create the perfect home rather than an art installation with a built-in toilet.

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Re: RE: Tehhh Teeeehhhh Tell You What Tell You What Its 9 And A Half Thousand Pounds 2017/09/30 10:26:04 (permalink)
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I've always loved flint. That hard, sedimentary, cryptocrystalline form of the mineral quartz, categorised - certainly by this observer - as a variety of chert.



When he explains frequency modulation in his autobiography 'off the top of his head' and it's a 2 paragraph copy and paste from wikipedia
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Re: RE: Tehhh Teeeehhhh Tell You What Tell You What Its 9 And A Half Thousand Pounds 2017/09/30 18:28:09 (permalink)
im not the first british chat show host to kill a guest live on air, and i wont be the last
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Re: RE: Tehhh Teeeehhhh Tell You What Tell You What Its 9 And A Half Thousand Pounds 2017/10/06 03:13:17 (permalink)
The suggestion that I would resort to hyperbole to sensationalise what I went through literally makes me pass out with nausea.

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Re: RE: Tehhh Teeeehhhh Tell You What Tell You What Its 9 And A Half Thousand Pounds 2017/10/06 03:15:39 (permalink)
I'd proved myself over the course of Knowing Me Knowing You to be someone who makes television as unmissable as Forbes McAllister's aorta.

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Re: RE: Tehhh Teeeehhhh Tell You What Tell You What Its 9 And A Half Thousand Pounds 2017/10/06 03:19:48 (permalink)
Ever the joker, Sonja bought a window sticker that said, 'If the caravan's rocking, don't come knocking!' And I made my own one that said, 'If it looks like we're having sexual intercourse in here, please respect our privacy.'

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