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Re: RE: Tehhh Teeeehhhh Tell You What Tell You What Its 9 And A Half Thousand Pounds 2017/04/05 12:02:12 (permalink)
My man's gotta be Wayne.
What Wayne Sleep?
No - get off your horse and drink your milk.
Yeah, Wayne Sleep.
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Re: RE: Tehhh Teeeehhhh Tell You What Tell You What Its 9 And A Half Thousand Pounds 2017/04/05 12:07:58 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby Whitey 2017/04/26 03:28:00
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Re: RE: Tehhh Teeeehhhh Tell You What Tell You What Its 9 And A Half Thousand Pounds 2017/04/18 08:47:46 (permalink)
And I read the bit where you said you put drugs up your bottom. Why? You've got a perfectly good mouth?
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Re: RE: Tehhh Teeeehhhh Tell You What Tell You What Its 9 And A Half Thousand Pounds 2017/04/26 03:28:25 (permalink)
Although it was only 9PM the party had completely wound down, with guests no doubt annoyed into leaving by the noisy party going on next door.

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Re: RE: Tehhh Teeeehhhh Tell You What Tell You What Its 9 And A Half Thousand Pounds 2017/04/26 03:47:45 (permalink)
I’d never let that happen.
 
He’d batter you.
 
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Re: RE: Tehhh Teeeehhhh Tell You What Tell You What Its 9 And A Half Thousand Pounds 2017/04/28 15:51:35 (permalink)
At a BBC party that autumn, I introduced myself to a commissioning editor by the name of Adam Walters. I remember the moment well.
"You're Adam Walters aren't you?" I said.
'Yes', he replied.
 

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Re: RE: Tehhh Teeeehhhh Tell You What Tell You What Its 9 And A Half Thousand Pounds 2017/04/28 15:57:28 (permalink)
now some of the biggest corporate names in norfolk were dangling four figure sums in my face like a large willy and, believe me, it felt good.
 
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Although it was only 9PM the party had completely wound down, with guests no doubt annoyed into leaving by the noisy party going on next door.




 
pissed myself at this bit the other day.

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Re: RE: Tehhh Teeeehhhh Tell You What Tell You What Its 9 And A Half Thousand Pounds 2017/04/29 03:52:04 (permalink)
I, Alan Partridge would like to throw you, Simon Fisher, into a very large, disused canal.

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Re: RE: Tehhh Teeeehhhh Tell You What Tell You What Its 9 And A Half Thousand Pounds 2017/04/29 03:57:09 (permalink)
"ORDER! ORDER!! SILENCE IN COURT!!... Order, Order. Silence. In. Court."... Now, I don't say those sorts of things, but my next guest does, because he is a lawyer.

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Re: RE: Tehhh Teeeehhhh Tell You What Tell You What Its 9 And A Half Thousand Pounds 2017/04/29 04:19:55 (permalink)
"But what if someone comes up to you and says "Lawrence... I play for both sides. I play for Manchester United and Manchester City... I'm Denis Law."

'I don't understand Alan'

"I'm bisexual."

'You are?!'

"No, Denis Law. No! Not Denis Law! God... sorry Denis, sorry about that. If you're watching, let's go for a drink sometime... As friends. Actually, no let's not. Lets call it off. I'll just go home to my wife."

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Re: RE: Tehhh Teeeehhhh Tell You What Tell You What Its 9 And A Half Thousand Pounds 2017/05/02 21:44:27 (permalink)
"The day meeting RTE hadn't been a complete disaster as I'd just beaten my personal best for fleeing across fields"


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Re: RE: Tehhh Teeeehhhh Tell You What Tell You What Its 9 And A Half Thousand Pounds 2017/05/03 05:27:54 (permalink)
As with all feminists she combined a hatred of being sexualised with a fixation that everything is to do with sex. I mean do you like having it off or not? Hello!

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Re: RE: Tehhh Teeeehhhh Tell You What Tell You What Its 9 And A Half Thousand Pounds 2017/05/05 01:11:58 (permalink)
That was Beyoncé's mum... Tina Turner.
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Re: RE: Tehhh Teeeehhhh Tell You What Tell You What Its 9 And A Half Thousand Pounds 2017/05/08 02:01:18 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby SetFireHands 2017/05/08 07:35:58
I've just been told Roger Moore is at Chiswick roundabout.

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Re: RE: Tehhh Teeeehhhh Tell You What Tell You What Its 9 And A Half Thousand Pounds 2017/05/08 08:06:40 (permalink)
Being chauffeured in a blue vauxhall calton. 


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Re: RE: Tehhh Teeeehhhh Tell You What Tell You What Its 9 And A Half Thousand Pounds 2017/05/08 08:29:55 (permalink)
Jurassic Park
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Re: RE: Tehhh Teeeehhhh Tell You What Tell You What Its 9 And A Half Thousand Pounds 2017/05/11 04:47:03 (permalink)
Oh what the heck, rock and roll! Let's all have a pear!

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Re: RE: Tehhh Teeeehhhh Tell You What Tell You What Its 9 And A Half Thousand Pounds 2017/05/13 03:02:56 (permalink)
I think your hair's snazzy. Is your mother's money coming through?

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Re: RE: Tehhh Teeeehhhh Tell You What Tell You What Its 9 And A Half Thousand Pounds 2017/05/13 12:34:47 (permalink)
That's the best full English breakfast I've had since Gary Wilmot's wedding.
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Re: RE: Tehhh Teeeehhhh Tell You What Tell You What Its 9 And A Half Thousand Pounds 2017/05/13 14:49:01 (permalink)
Sorry you've gone again, good night


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Re: RE: Tehhh Teeeehhhh Tell You What Tell You What Its 9 And A Half Thousand Pounds 2017/05/14 11:06:22 (permalink)
The ritual of sleep time snacking is one I am very fond of; I'm sure you'll agree that there is nothing quite like putting clean sheets on the bed, taking a shower then jumping under the duvet for a lovely bag of Quavers.
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Re: RE: Tehhh Teeeehhhh Tell You What Tell You What Its 9 And A Half Thousand Pounds 2017/05/15 15:05:43 (permalink)
slazenger sport. its the stick type, i dont use the roll-on. traps your hairs.
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Re: RE: Tehhh Teeeehhhh Tell You What Tell You What Its 9 And A Half Thousand Pounds 2017/05/29 02:07:06 (permalink)
"Take that blusher off you ugly mis-shapen headed elephant tranny."

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Re: RE: Tehhh Teeeehhhh Tell You What Tell You What Its 9 And A Half Thousand Pounds 2017/06/04 03:03:13 (permalink)
I'm well aware that males of all species are randy in the morning, and the blackbird is no exception. But surely his desire to make love to a lady bird (i.e. a female bird) has such a low chance of success at 4 o'clock in the morning that he'd be better off flying down to ground level and finishing himself off in a bush.

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Re: RE: Tehhh Teeeehhhh Tell You What Tell You What Its 9 And A Half Thousand Pounds 2017/06/04 03:07:26 (permalink)
To put it bluntly, without wanting to attract the ire of mental health charities, he was a div who went schizo.

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Re: RE: Tehhh Teeeehhhh Tell You What Tell You What Its 9 And A Half Thousand Pounds 2017/06/04 05:22:04 (permalink)
sorry, i thought you were a tinker with tarmac
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Re: RE: Tehhh Teeeehhhh Tell You What Tell You What Its 9 And A Half Thousand Pounds 2017/06/04 20:40:06 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby WiffleBat 2017/06/08 09:26:14
i was just going to do a cockney walk
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Re: RE: Tehhh Teeeehhhh Tell You What Tell You What Its 9 And A Half Thousand Pounds 2017/06/06 19:25:29 (permalink)
are you wearing perfume? for a corpse?
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Re: RE: Tehhh Teeeehhhh Tell You What Tell You What Its 9 And A Half Thousand Pounds 2017/06/06 19:29:04 (permalink)
Steve Coogan did a bit at Corbyn's Birmingham rally tonight

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Re: RE: Tehhh Teeeehhhh Tell You What Tell You What Its 9 And A Half Thousand Pounds 2017/06/06 20:09:50 (permalink)

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