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Re: Tehhh Teeeehhhh Tell You What Tell You What Its 9 And A Half Thousand Pounds 2017/01/08 06:53:47 (permalink)

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Re: Tehhh Teeeehhhh Tell You What Tell You What Its 9 And A Half Thousand Pounds 2017/01/08 07:10:49 (permalink)
Carol was on the money. I had become a monster. It was as if I was one kind of person in my London life (not a monster) and an altogether different type in my Norwich life (a monster).

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Re: Tehhh Teeeehhhh Tell You What Tell You What Its 9 And A Half Thousand Pounds 2017/01/08 14:56:27 (permalink)
Am reading 'Nomad' at moment
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Re: RE: Tehhh Teeeehhhh Tell You What Tell You What Its 9 And A Half Thousand Pounds 2017/01/12 15:02:12 (permalink)
These days I see the world a little differently. My longing for revenge, much like the foreskin of an adult Jew, simply isn't there anymore.
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Re: RE: Tehhh Teeeehhhh Tell You What Tell You What Its 9 And A Half Thousand Pounds 2017/01/23 03:08:39 (permalink)
Are you wearing perfume? For a corpse?

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Re: RE: Tehhh Teeeehhhh Tell You What Tell You What Its 9 And A Half Thousand Pounds 2017/01/23 09:26:44 (permalink)
nomad is too funny, 6 hours of non stop hilarity
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Re: RE: Tehhh Teeeehhhh Tell You What Tell You What Its 9 And A Half Thousand Pounds 2017/01/27 21:04:24 (permalink)
just put 'nice plums'



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Re: RE: Tehhh Teeeehhhh Tell You What Tell You What Its 9 And A Half Thousand Pounds 2017/02/24 02:47:53 (permalink)
I've got a great joke about Jews.... Did you hear about the Jewish hotel-keeper? He kept a fork in the sugar bowl for goodness sake.
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Re: RE: Tehhh Teeeehhhh Tell You What Tell You What Its 9 And A Half Thousand Pounds 2017/02/27 12:25:25 (permalink)
Where's that one from, Whitey?


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Re: RE: Tehhh Teeeehhhh Tell You What Tell You What Its 9 And A Half Thousand Pounds 2017/02/27 12:51:31 (permalink)
Have a mince pie... HAVE A MINCE PIE!

I think you'll find our cows went mad because they were bitten by your dogs.

C'est quoi? Because it just does!
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Re: RE: Tehhh Teeeehhhh Tell You What Tell You What Its 9 And A Half Thousand Pounds 2017/02/27 18:16:55 (permalink)
Half decent partridge group on fb.

The look on Lynn's face when Alan gives the shit story to the police after stealing the cone, someone get a screengrab its fucking priceless
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Re: RE: Tehhh Teeeehhhh Tell You What Tell You What Its 9 And A Half Thousand Pounds 2017/02/28 09:43:29 (permalink)
That mysterious enigma, is Alan Patridge
 
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Re: RE: Tehhh Teeeehhhh Tell You What Tell You What Its 9 And A Half Thousand Pounds 2017/03/01 04:28:55 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby Noc 2017/04/18 10:23:59
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Where's that one from, Whitey?



From one of the radio shows, Dave;
 
https://www.youtube.com/w..?v=yGZ5grXcSFw#t=20m13s
 
Playlist here;
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLG4LBtUiXKfxzCMk84vMHPLTZe0aIGG7Q
 
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Re: RE: Tehhh Teeeehhhh Tell You What Tell You What Its 9 And A Half Thousand Pounds 2017/03/01 04:33:41 (permalink)
"He was young, physically in peak condition, no arguments there, fair do's, some people have a lot of time on their hands..."

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Re: RE: Tehhh Teeeehhhh Tell You What Tell You What Its 9 And A Half Thousand Pounds 2017/03/01 04:57:56 (permalink)
Not a good look, hombre.

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Re: RE: Tehhh Teeeehhhh Tell You What Tell You What Its 9 And A Half Thousand Pounds 2017/03/01 10:03:19 (permalink)
That chimes very much with me. It takes me back to ‘74 when i was walking in the Chilterns. That year the nettles were particularly virulent and that’s where my story begins. I fell into some nettles. My knees gave way after what i can only describe as a very very long walk. I said to my colleagues, you go on without me and leave me be. They said “Ape, we ain’t going nowhere without you.” (Ape. Alan Partridge. Abbreviation). And they were some of the most principled scouts i have ever rambled with.
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Re: RE: Tehhh Teeeehhhh Tell You What Tell You What Its 9 And A Half Thousand Pounds 2017/03/02 14:59:52 (permalink)
I think you meant that as an ironic title, because you havent bounced back, have you
 
 

 
 
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Re: RE: Tehhh Teeeehhhh Tell You What Tell You What Its 9 And A Half Thousand Pounds 2017/03/02 15:01:59 (permalink)
Also:
 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5KH-vxNc6g&app=desktop
 
The Anoraki Iraqi, the Baghdad based trainspotter
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Re: RE: Tehhh Teeeehhhh Tell You What Tell You What Its 9 And A Half Thousand Pounds 2017/03/03 16:01:13 (permalink)
its two victorian dogs!
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Re: RE: Tehhh Teeeehhhh Tell You What Tell You What Its 9 And A Half Thousand Pounds 2017/03/06 16:27:31 (permalink)
Things have to be compartmentalised, Alan. For example, in this drawer you have, erm… things…

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Re: RE: Tehhh Teeeehhhh Tell You What Tell You What Its 9 And A Half Thousand Pounds 2017/03/06 16:43:43 (permalink)
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Things have to be compartmentalised, Alan. For example, in this drawer you have, erm… things…


They were there when I moved in.


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Re: RE: Tehhh Teeeehhhh Tell You What Tell You What Its 9 And A Half Thousand Pounds 2017/03/10 01:38:06 (permalink)
Whether you regard it as an ancient art form, a woodland hunting technique or just a big version of darts, this is archery. And we'll be following every twang, whoosh and gadoyng...

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Re: RE: Tehhh Teeeehhhh Tell You What Tell You What Its 9 And A Half Thousand Pounds 2017/03/11 17:09:45 (permalink)
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Where's that one from, Whitey?



From one of the radio shows, Dave;
 
https://www.youtube.com/w..?v=yGZ5grXcSFw#t=20m13s
 
Playlist here;
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLG4LBtUiXKfxzCMk84vMHPLTZe0aIGG7Q
 


Nice one! Wasn't aware of the radio shows.

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That chimes very much with me. It takes me back to ‘74 when i was walking in the Chilterns. That year the nettles were particularly virulent and that’s where my story begins. I fell into some nettles. My knees gave way after what i can only describe as a very very long walk. I said to my colleagues, you go on without me and leave me be. They said “Ape, we ain’t going nowhere without you.” (Ape. Alan Partridge. Abbreviation). And they were some of the most principled scouts i have ever rambled with.



The way he says that! 


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Re: RE: Tehhh Teeeehhhh Tell You What Tell You What Its 9 And A Half Thousand Pounds 2017/03/12 08:34:21 (permalink)
The bit in Nomad where he gets pissed on a park bench with a tramp and wakes up in the morning thinking he'd been robbed but the dead tramp ends up being a pile of his own clothes. Very nearly had to pull over listening to that on the way to work, audiobook is the perfect Partridge format.
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Re: RE: Tehhh Teeeehhhh Tell You What Tell You What Its 9 And A Half Thousand Pounds 2017/03/13 15:54:33 (permalink)
3rd degree
 
Nice one! Wasn't aware of the radio shows.




 

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Re: RE: Tehhh Teeeehhhh Tell You What Tell You What Its 9 And A Half Thousand Pounds 2017/03/15 06:58:07 (permalink)
I knew there was something dodgy about you. Your hands are a dead giveaway. You've got great big flapping hands like a bloke. You could be a goalkeeper.

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Re: RE: Tehhh Teeeehhhh Tell You What Tell You What Its 9 And A Half Thousand Pounds 2017/03/24 14:31:39 (permalink)
As Adam and the Ants belted out an instrumental version of Stand and Deliver, I remember looking round the packed arena and just shouting CULTURE!
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Re: RE: Tehhh Teeeehhhh Tell You What Tell You What Its 9 And A Half Thousand Pounds 2017/03/24 18:41:30 (permalink)
"Hello Alan" said Carol's dad, Keith. "Hello Alan" said Carol's mum, Stella, not bothering to think of a greeting of her own.

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Re: RE: Tehhh Teeeehhhh Tell You What Tell You What Its 9 And A Half Thousand Pounds 2017/03/31 02:21:22 (permalink)
Would love to get my hands on the bastard. Or bitch, might be a lady.

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Re: RE: Tehhh Teeeehhhh Tell You What Tell You What Its 9 And A Half Thousand Pounds 2017/03/31 02:25:04 (permalink)
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they were some of the most principled scouts i have ever rambled with.




With his voice all quivering. LMAO.

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