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Re: Tehhh Teeeehhhh Tell You What Tell You What Its 9 And A Half Thousand Pounds 2016/10/21 15:08:34 (permalink)
It's a build up of fatty deposits around my lower back area. It's quite easily concealed in casual clothing, but er,
YOU WOULDN'T WANT TO SEE ME IN MY UNDERPANTS

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Re: Tehhh Teeeehhhh Tell You What Tell You What Its 9 And A Half Thousand Pounds 2016/10/21 15:10:38 (permalink)
Apropos... It's Latin.

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Re: Tehhh Teeeehhhh Tell You What Tell You What Its 9 And A Half Thousand Pounds 2016/10/21 15:56:46 (permalink)
Has anyone read the new Partridge book 'Nomad' yet?
Only just realised it is out.
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Re: Tehhh Teeeehhhh Tell You What Tell You What Its 9 And A Half Thousand Pounds 2016/10/22 04:24:45 (permalink)
The atmosphere has turned rrrather sourrr

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Re: Tehhh Teeeehhhh Tell You What Tell You What Its 9 And A Half Thousand Pounds 2016/10/25 11:57:37 (permalink)

 
I was clinically fed up, boo hoo..
 
 
 
 
 
 
He's the work Geordie 
 
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Re: Tehhh Teeeehhhh Tell You What Tell You What Its 9 And A Half Thousand Pounds 2016/10/25 15:53:14 (permalink)
Any of you lot got a torrent for the new audio book?
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Re: Tehhh Teeeehhhh Tell You What Tell You What Its 9 And A Half Thousand Pounds 2016/10/26 11:05:58 (permalink)
"that's why you never see people like Brian Blessed riding horses"

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Re: Tehhh Teeeehhhh Tell You What Tell You What Its 9 And A Half Thousand Pounds 2016/11/01 18:00:16 (permalink)
Correct me if I'm wrong but there is a zero tolerance policy on denim in the bar?
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Re: Tehhh Teeeehhhh Tell You What Tell You What Its 9 And A Half Thousand Pounds 2016/11/08 09:48:36 (permalink)
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Re: Tehhh Teeeehhhh Tell You What Tell You What Its 9 And A Half Thousand Pounds 2016/11/08 14:00:54 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby SetFireHands 2016/11/09 11:55:32
DJ_PrOpS
Correct me if I'm wrong but there is a zero tolerance policy on denim in the bar?



the way he says "chap of about six" gets me every time 
 
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Re: Tehhh Teeeehhhh Tell You What Tell You What Its 9 And A Half Thousand Pounds 2016/11/09 05:23:52 (permalink)
Other than those moments when I've either punched or shot people live on air, the name Alan Partridge has come to be a byword for broadcasting excellence.

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Re: Tehhh Teeeehhhh Tell You What Tell You What Its 9 And A Half Thousand Pounds 2016/11/09 10:59:56 (permalink)

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Re: Tehhh Teeeehhhh Tell You What Tell You What Its 9 And A Half Thousand Pounds 2016/11/09 11:30:30 (permalink)
I've got your kids Dan!!
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Re: Tehhh Teeeehhhh Tell You What Tell You What Its 9 And A Half Thousand Pounds 2016/11/09 11:58:23 (permalink)
I woke with a start. At first I assumed I’d trumped myself awake again.
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Re: Tehhh Teeeehhhh Tell You What Tell You What Its 9 And A Half Thousand Pounds 2016/11/09 12:04:58 (permalink)
SetFireHands
I woke with a start. At first I assumed I’d trumped myself awake again.



  was listening to the audiobook of this last night. 



It was called jungle in those days, not drum and bass. That came later

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Re: Tehhh Teeeehhhh Tell You What Tell You What Its 9 And A Half Thousand Pounds 2016/11/09 12:11:08 (permalink)
I, Partridge is 6 hours of hardcore Alan.  Surprised not more people are on to it.  It is just quote after quote after quote of pure undiluted Partridge heaven.
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Re: Tehhh Teeeehhhh Tell You What Tell You What Its 9 And A Half Thousand Pounds 2016/11/09 12:20:17 (permalink)
When he talks about kicking a pig out of self-defense lol.

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Re: Tehhh Teeeehhhh Tell You What Tell You What Its 9 And A Half Thousand Pounds 2016/11/16 06:11:16 (permalink)
Please don’t take my chat away from me

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Re: Tehhh Teeeehhhh Tell You What Tell You What Its 9 And A Half Thousand Pounds 2016/11/16 10:28:43 (permalink)
Anyone got a link for the Nomad audiobook?
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Re: Tehhh Teeeehhhh Tell You What Tell You What Its 9 And A Half Thousand Pounds 2016/11/16 11:04:25 (permalink)
Listeners, I have someone on the line who fears he may be a gay.
He's married so I shall only be using his Christian name.
I'm talking to Domingo in Little Oakley.
No? He's gone.
Pity.
Marvellous little tapas bar there.
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Re: Tehhh Teeeehhhh Tell You What Tell You What Its 9 And A Half Thousand Pounds 2016/11/16 11:44:42 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby Stoopid_Fux 2016/11/16 17:10:24
I've always wanted to say this to someone..

Would it be terribly rude to stop listening to you and go and speak to somebody else?
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Re: Tehhh Teeeehhhh Tell You What Tell You What Its 9 And A Half Thousand Pounds 2016/11/16 16:07:33 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby wiseacre 2016/11/16 16:52:06
DJ_PrOpS
Anyone got a link for the Nomad audiobook?



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4jJt3SguwjQ
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Re: Tehhh Teeeehhhh Tell You What Tell You What Its 9 And A Half Thousand Pounds 2016/11/25 03:44:15 (permalink)
WHAT'S THE CAPITAL OF KENYA?... HE DOESN'T KNOW!!!

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Re: Tehhh Teeeehhhh Tell You What Tell You What Its 9 And A Half Thousand Pounds 2016/12/03 03:21:19 (permalink)
Beauty really is only skin deep. I mean, Carol Smillie is beautiful but blanks me every time she sees me and has a habit of tutting when I speak. Meanwhile, Anne Diamond is one of the nicest people I've met.

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Re: Tehhh Teeeehhhh Tell You What Tell You What Its 9 And A Half Thousand Pounds 2016/12/03 07:47:31 (permalink)
DJ_PrOpS
Anyone got a link for the Nomad audiobook?



Have it on googledrive. Pm me.
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Re: Tehhh Teeeehhhh Tell You What Tell You What Its 9 And A Half Thousand Pounds 2016/12/03 10:21:17 (permalink)
"I know exactly what you mean, because a couple of weeks ago I was doing a corporate for Allied Dunbar, and afterwards a bunch of us went down to Laser Quest. And in there it’s very scary. Seconds count."


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Re: Tehhh Teeeehhhh Tell You What Tell You What Its 9 And A Half Thousand Pounds 2016/12/24 06:42:34 (permalink)
A sexual relationship with this woman would have been quite wrong. I did feel sorry for her though, as I could tell she ached for me.

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Re: Tehhh Teeeehhhh Tell You What Tell You What Its 9 And A Half Thousand Pounds 2016/12/30 05:39:19 (permalink)
It was a sunny afternoon and out on the Norfolk Broads the mercury was nudging 90. On the riverbank beyond, holiday-makers and the unemployed were sunning themselves in 32 degrees of pure British Celsius. It was then that my marketing patter was interrupted by a cow falling on me from a motorway bridge.

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Re: Tehhh Teeeehhhh Tell You What Tell You What Its 9 And A Half Thousand Pounds 2017/01/05 06:10:24 (permalink)
Aaah, look at that, I've sat on the bastard.

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Re: Tehhh Teeeehhhh Tell You What Tell You What Its 9 And A Half Thousand Pounds 2017/01/06 05:08:31 (permalink)
The plague started from a mal-attended surface.

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