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RE: Tehhh Teeeehhhh Tell You What Tell You What Its 9 And A Half Thousand Pounds 2010/04/11 20:21:31 (permalink)
you know what this room says to me? aqua. which is french for water.

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RE: Tehhh Teeeehhhh Tell You What Tell You What Its 9 And A Half Thousand Pounds 2010/04/11 20:25:45 (permalink)
"I'll tell you about the Spy Who Loved Me. All do that with your fingers round your eye..."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lrp0wJsXNEA

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RE: Tehhh Teeeehhhh Tell You What Tell You What Its 9 And A Half Thousand Pounds 2010/04/11 22:18:18 (permalink)
take a bit of white man, wrap him up in black skin
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RE: Tehhh Teeeehhhh Tell You What Tell You What Its 9 And A Half Thousand Pounds 2010/04/11 22:29:03 (permalink)
how can u set fire to your hands
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RE: Tehhh Teeeehhhh Tell You What Tell You What Its 9 And A Half Thousand Pounds 2010/04/11 22:52:12 (permalink)
GET BACK IN THE LIFT LYNN!

"When I first started out I'd be shaking and my hand would be shaking trying to get the needle on a record, but now it's more about anticipation and excitment" - Andy C


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RE: Tehhh Teeeehhhh Tell You What Tell You What Its 9 And A Half Thousand Pounds 2010/04/11 22:56:36 (permalink)
Sack Lynn for being unloyal – disloyal, and for joining in fun in a way that excludes her employer. And sack her for being an absolute idiot, and inefficient. Lynn can you call Bill Oddie
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RE: Tehhh Teeeehhhh Tell You What Tell You What Its 9 And A Half Thousand Pounds 2010/04/11 22:58:11 (permalink)
what's rude about a body? tits...
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RE: Tehhh Teeeehhhh Tell You What Tell You What Its 9 And A Half Thousand Pounds 2010/04/11 23:10:00 (permalink)
They were there when I got here.
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RE: Tehhh Teeeehhhh Tell You What Tell You What Its 9 And A Half Thousand Pounds 2010/04/11 23:13:18 (permalink)
i love you

in a way
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RE: Tehhh Teeeehhhh Tell You What Tell You What Its 9 And A Half Thousand Pounds 2010/04/11 23:28:20 (permalink)
...Lesbos, lezzers, lesbyfriends, dykes, bull-dykes, Dick Van Dykes, spare-rib ticklers, catflaps, pussy-footers, knicker-pickers, men, backpackers, tent-peggers, trout-fishers, melon-farmers, Kwik-Fit fitters, baggage-handlers and left luggage. Do those names hurt?

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RE: Tehhh Teeeehhhh Tell You What Tell You What Its 9 And A Half Thousand Pounds 2010/04/11 23:32:39 (permalink)
michael, you're hanging around with a man who uses a collective noun for a single vehicle
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RE: Tehhh Teeeehhhh Tell You What Tell You What Its 9 And A Half Thousand Pounds 2010/04/11 23:33:36 (permalink)

ORIGINAL: jlzr

Sack Lynn for being unloyal – disloyal, and for joining in fun in a way that excludes her employer. And sack her for being an absolute idiot, and inefficient. Lynn can you call Bill Oddie


fucking lol




GAME OVER MAN!!!
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RE: Tehhh Teeeehhhh Tell You What Tell You What Its 9 And A Half Thousand Pounds 2010/04/11 23:34:37 (permalink)
Can you smell gas?




GAME OVER MAN!!!
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RE: Tehhh Teeeehhhh Tell You What Tell You What Its 9 And A Half Thousand Pounds 2010/04/11 23:37:36 (permalink)
A load of women talking blabbering crap?!

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RE: Tehhh Teeeehhhh Tell You What Tell You What Its 9 And A Half Thousand Pounds 2010/04/11 23:37:44 (permalink)
Is he gonna get petrol? No, hes just using the forecourt to turn around! He thinks hes Rod Stewart...
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RE: Tehhh Teeeehhhh Tell You What Tell You What Its 9 And A Half Thousand Pounds 2010/04/11 23:39:25 (permalink)
Ruby grapefruit juice!! I got the whole jug before it was quaffed by R2-D2 over there.

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RE: Tehhh Teeeehhhh Tell You What Tell You What Its 9 And A Half Thousand Pounds 2010/04/11 23:42:04 (permalink)
-How much is a monkey?
 
-£500.
 
-How much is a mouse?


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RE: Tehhh Teeeehhhh Tell You What Tell You What Its 9 And A Half Thousand Pounds 2010/04/11 23:45:36 (permalink)
The proof is in the pudding, and the pudding, in this case... is a football.

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RE: Tehhh Teeeehhhh Tell You What Tell You What Its 9 And A Half Thousand Pounds 2010/04/11 23:46:26 (permalink)
You've got to have a basic grasp of Latin if your working in Curry's
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RE: Tehhh Teeeehhhh Tell You What Tell You What Its 9 And A Half Thousand Pounds 2010/04/11 23:47:10 (permalink)
Hello can i speak to Fernando Partridge please?

I know for a fact that Bill Oddie got two power showers out of them
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RE: Tehhh Teeeehhhh Tell You What Tell You What Its 9 And A Half Thousand Pounds 2010/04/11 23:55:15 (permalink)
monkey tennis




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RE: Tehhh Teeeehhhh Tell You What Tell You What Its 9 And A Half Thousand Pounds 2010/04/11 23:59:40 (permalink)
Seve Ballesteros – Combines the sophistication and nimbleness of a ballerina with the hard-nosed, ruthless thuggery of a bastard.

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RE: Tehhh Teeeehhhh Tell You What Tell You What Its 9 And A Half Thousand Pounds 2010/04/12 00:06:22 (permalink)
Now, let’s not beat around the bush. You... are a Jew.

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RE: Tehhh Teeeehhhh Tell You What Tell You What Its 9 And A Half Thousand Pounds 2010/04/12 00:07:57 (permalink)
THAT... WAS A GOAL!
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RE: Tehhh Teeeehhhh Tell You What Tell You What Its 9 And A Half Thousand Pounds 2010/04/12 00:17:42 (permalink)
Lynne, remove yourself from the theatre of conflict. Go and stand over by the Yakults.

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RE: Tehhh Teeeehhhh Tell You What Tell You What Its 9 And A Half Thousand Pounds 2010/04/12 00:18:08 (permalink)
Well, listen, I’ll tell you what the point is. You have big sheds, but nobody’s allowed in, and inside these big sheds are twenty-foot high chickens. Because of all the chemicals you put in them. And these chickens are scared. They don’t know why they’re so big. They go “oh why am I so massive?” And they’re looking down on all the other little chickens, and they think they’re in an aeroplane because all the other chickens are so small… do you deny that?  No. His silence, I think, speaks volumes.
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RE: Tehhh Teeeehhhh Tell You What Tell You What Its 9 And A Half Thousand Pounds 2010/04/12 00:19:55 (permalink)

I've seen the big-eared boys on farms.

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RE: Tehhh Teeeehhhh Tell You What Tell You What Its 9 And A Half Thousand Pounds 2010/04/12 00:21:04 (permalink)
A WHOLE SUMBARINE!?
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RE: Tehhh Teeeehhhh Tell You What Tell You What Its 9 And A Half Thousand Pounds 2010/04/12 00:22:38 (permalink)
Idea for a television programme based on Michael Palin’s "Pole To Pole". Except I circumnavigate the globe only driving through countries where they drive on the left. And I do it in a lovely old Bullnose Morris. We could call it "Around The World With Alan Partridge In A Bullnose On The Left".

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RE: Tehhh Teeeehhhh Tell You What Tell You What Its 9 And A Half Thousand Pounds 2010/04/12 00:24:28 (permalink)
alright guys! you see the match last night?

which one?

i dunno...
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