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Joga
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RE: FUCK YOUR SEX HOLE DAY ON SUNDAY 2010/02/12 16:03:33 (permalink)
ORIGINAL: dr_b

Spent £75 on flowers and a card.

If she doesn't let me do her up the shitter after that I've been robbed.


If she's got any sense she'll slap you about and call you a mug for spending so much on something that's going to die in a week.

We are going out to a favourite local Greek restaurant tonight. Then going out drinking tomorrow. Then having an early Pancake Day on Sunday cos she's away next week. So basically lots of eating and drinking.
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RE: FUCK YOUR SEX HOLE DAY ON SUNDAY 2010/02/12 16:03:41 (permalink)
First Valentines in a long while as single. Going to enjoy not spending loads of cash on some cunt who doesn't deserve it.

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RE: FUCK YOUR SEX HOLE DAY ON SUNDAY 2010/02/12 16:07:43 (permalink)
ORIGINAL: Joga

ORIGINAL: dr_b

Spent £75 on flowers and a card.

If she doesn't let me do her up the shitter after that I've been robbed.


If she's got any sense she'll slap you about and call you a mug for spending so much on something that's going to die in a week.

We are going out to a favourite local Greek restaurant tonight. Then going out drinking tomorrow. Then having an early Pancake Day on Sunday cos she's away next week. So basically lots of eating and drinking.


smash some plates at the greek resteraunt women go mad for that shit
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flan
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RE: FUCK YOUR SEX HOLE DAY ON SUNDAY 2010/02/12 16:08:45 (permalink)
valentines is strictly for cunts


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fyan
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RE: FUCK YOUR SEX HOLE DAY ON SUNDAY 2010/02/12 16:15:46 (permalink)

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havin a wank over facebook probs


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RE: FUCK YOUR SEX HOLE DAY ON SUNDAY 2010/02/12 16:29:37 (permalink)
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smash some plates at the greek resteraunt women go mad for that shit


Don't try to justify your uncontrollable domestic violence
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Jme133
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RE: FUCK YOUR SEX HOLE DAY ON SUNDAY 2010/02/12 16:35:29 (permalink)
Im always single on valentines day.

But thats because im always single.
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RE: FUCK YOUR SEX HOLE DAY ON SUNDAY 2010/02/12 16:41:34 (permalink)

ORIGINAL: flan

valentines is strictly for cunts


I've always wanted to be your boyfriend.
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RE: FUCK YOUR SEX HOLE DAY ON SUNDAY 2010/02/12 16:42:28 (permalink)

ORIGINAL: Fools Errand

ORIGINAL: flan

valentines is strictly for cunts


I've always wanted to be your boyfriend.


I've always wanted to be your girlfriend, Fools.
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RE: FUCK YOUR SEX HOLE DAY ON SUNDAY 2010/02/12 16:49:28 (permalink)
ORIGINAL: nayf

ORIGINAL: Fools Errand

ORIGINAL: flan

valentines is strictly for cunts


I've always wanted to be your boyfriend.


I've always wanted to be your girlfriend, Fools.


We now have ourselves a love triangle. <3
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RE: FUCK YOUR SEX HOLE DAY ON SUNDAY 2010/02/12 16:50:10 (permalink)
ORIGINAL: Fools Errand

ORIGINAL: nayf

ORIGINAL: Fools Errand

ORIGINAL: flan

valentines is strictly for cunts


I've always wanted to be your boyfriend.


I've always wanted to be your girlfriend, Fools.


We now have ourselves a love triangle. <3


what about me and stamina
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The Duck of Death
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RE: FUCK YOUR SEX HOLE DAY ON SUNDAY 2010/02/12 18:38:13 (permalink)
That DMT looks siiick I'm moving into nosebags house for valentines and just stare at him and his mrs ugetme
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RE: FUCK YOUR SEX HOLE DAY ON SUNDAY 2010/02/12 19:52:52 (permalink)

ORIGINAL: NoSeBag.v2

ORIGINAL: Joga

ORIGINAL: dr_b

Spent £75 on flowers and a card.

If she doesn't let me do her up the shitter after that I've been robbed.


If she's got any sense she'll slap you about and call you a mug for spending so much on something that's going to die in a week.

We are going out to a favourite local Greek restaurant tonight. Then going out drinking tomorrow. Then having an early Pancake Day on Sunday cos she's away next week. So basically lots of eating and drinking.


smash some plates at the greek resteraunt women go mad for that shit


don't fuck with the colonel!
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RE: FUCK YOUR SEX HOLE DAY ON SUNDAY 2010/02/12 20:05:44 (permalink)
Watching Lady & The Tramp in bed with a Domino's & a bottle of wine.
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Fools Errand
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RE: FUCK YOUR SEX HOLE DAY ON SUNDAY 2010/02/12 20:40:07 (permalink)

ORIGINAL: NoSeBag.v2

ORIGINAL: Fools Errand

ORIGINAL: nayf

ORIGINAL: Fools Errand

ORIGINAL: flan

valentines is strictly for cunts


I've always wanted to be your boyfriend.


I've always wanted to be your girlfriend, Fools.


We now have ourselves a love triangle. <3


what about me and stamina


We now own a love pentagon.

Flan is going to be rather sore.
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RE: FUCK YOUR SEX HOLE DAY ON SUNDAY 2010/02/12 20:43:33 (permalink)
Jerking it to that American Apparrell best bottom contest.
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RE: FUCK YOUR SEX HOLE DAY ON SUNDAY 2010/02/12 20:44:57 (permalink)
Lying in, rolling around, getting up, having some nice food. In that order.
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RE: FUCK YOUR SEX HOLE DAY ON SUNDAY 2010/02/12 20:46:56 (permalink)
YEA IT'S FUCKING BOW TIE DAY ON SATURDAY!



Whats the plan?


I'm gonna smnoke bare CRACK and wonder round town asking people if I have a bow tie!


(see how I got the word in capitals the wrong way round there yea? It should be BARE crack!
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MR.EQ
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RE: FUCK YOUR SEX HOLE DAY ON SUNDAY 2010/02/12 20:51:00 (permalink)
Went and hand crafted a card didn't I, none of that purchasing one from Clinton's bullshit round 'ere!

SIGS, EVERYTHING SIGS.
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RE: FUCK YOUR SEX HOLE DAY ON SUNDAY 2010/02/12 22:25:58 (permalink)
the guys that made their own cards, very cool i like it Commercial scam or not, if you're gonna give something it's worthwhile to put a bit of thought / effort in

I shall be gatecrashing an exhibition in London, exciting stuff!...Roll on pancake day on Tuesday!

The horizon leans forward offering you space to place new steps of change.
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Sentient
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RE: FUCK YOUR SEX HOLE DAY ON SUNDAY 2010/02/12 22:33:01 (permalink)
2 for £20 at M&S is me
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fyan
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RE: FUCK YOUR SEX HOLE DAY ON SUNDAY 2010/02/12 23:05:25 (permalink)
If I make one out of my own outer dermis and it's written in my own bile (it seems my body has an excess supply recently), would women find that cute?
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RE: FUCK YOUR SEX HOLE DAY ON SUNDAY 2010/02/12 23:19:08 (permalink)
I'm receiving a replacement xbox elite and beef wellington followed by pancakes...shes receiving corner shop Yogi's second finest card and a box of milk tray. 


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Bow
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RE: FUCK YOUR SEX HOLE DAY ON SUNDAY 2010/02/13 00:58:53 (permalink)

ORIGINAL: Jme133

Im always single on valentines day.

But thats because im always single.
Same here I've been for the last 2.
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RE: FUCK YOUR SEX HOLE DAY ON SUNDAY 2010/02/13 05:01:42 (permalink)
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RE: FUCK YOUR SEX HOLE DAY ON SUNDAY 2010/02/13 05:19:31 (permalink)
im going to masturbate on webcam to my internet girlfriend
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Re: RE: FUCK YOUR SEX HOLE DAY ON SUNDAY 2018/02/13 08:23:32 (permalink)
Beautifully crafted title lol, don't forget valentines tomorrow wankers, unless you're just wankers then forget away.
 
Shit day for idiots though imo, will just go for food at the weekend instead 
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Re: RE: FUCK YOUR SEX HOLE DAY ON SUNDAY 2018/02/13 09:27:43 (permalink)
We went out at the weekend instead. We're not bothering with it other than that
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Re: RE: FUCK YOUR SEX HOLE DAY ON SUNDAY 2018/02/13 13:36:47 (permalink)
Valentine's day is shit. The missus says she doesn't care about these things so I don't bother then I come home and see she's done something thoughtful which just makes me feel bad.
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RUSSELL CLARTY
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Re: RE: FUCK YOUR SEX HOLE DAY ON SUNDAY 2018/02/13 13:50:03 (permalink)
Always hated this interminable "occasion".
 
Tacky- flowers, chocolates, fucking rubbish. 
 
I'm allergic to anything where I'm expected to act in a certain way, particularly behaviour that might otherwise be cherished as spontaneous (eg, being expected to laugh in a comedy club, being expected to dance at a works do) so if you ever see me holding a bunch of flowers on the 14th of Feb you can rest assured I'm enjoying the sort of emotions you might get when unblocking a particularly stubborn toilet 


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