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RE: Funny dnb arena quotes 2010/02/05 15:25:16 (permalink)


ORIGINAL: Joga

Dunny on broccoli.

ORIGINAL: dunny

picked up 250kg the other day for 50p in tesco


 
Yeah Dunny comes with some classics I must say.
 
Can't seem to find it but I remember him saying about 30 eggs for £2 'eggs are eggs' or something like that.
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RE: Funny dnb arena quotes 2010/02/05 15:31:45 (permalink)
ORIGINAL: j.a

I get console anger really bad. I buy a console, knowing deep down that I've still got the anger but just try and convince myself that I've ' grown out of it '. Then comes the constant buying of new control pads, which obvously aren't cheap. Then I start to spit on the TVuntil I have to get up, get some kitchen roll and wipe it off. My wall in my front room is covered in marks and dents from pads. I've even broke a ps2 pad by biting it. Kicked in doors, kitchen cupboard doors and broke a mobile phone.
I realise now I will never grow out of it.
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RE: Funny dnb arena quotes 2010/02/05 15:52:10 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby 0-AID 2017/05/12 13:55:20
"Has anybody got an MP3 of Dilemma by Nelly and Kelly, my mum needs it for her wedding".

That in itself was pretty bad, the onslaught that followed was superb though.


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RE: Funny dnb arena quotes 2010/02/05 15:54:34 (permalink)
ORIGINAL: Majik

"Has anybody got an MP3 of Dilemma by Nelly and Kelly, my mum needs it for her wedding".

That in itself was pretty bad, the onslaught that followed was superb though.


that was a wicked thread, why you'd ever post something like that on a forum amazes me
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RE: Funny dnb arena quotes 2010/02/05 15:57:47 (permalink)
There have been some great threads over the years.

Someone posting about how their mate got jooked over a pot noodle and died was fucking amazing.

Jon Bruv getting caught munching ravioli out of a tin and banished to the garden was superb too.


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RE: Funny dnb arena quotes 2010/02/05 16:00:21 (permalink)
the pot noodle incident fucking lol
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RE: Funny dnb arena quotes 2010/02/05 16:27:52 (permalink)
ORIGINAL: DJ_PrOpS

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Over the years me posting/reading here ive laughed that many times uncontrollably... "lol" just doesnt fit the scene taking place in front of my screen.

Really? I've never laughed at anything uncontrollably on here, perhaps raised a smile but that's about it.

What is this scene you talk of?


oh shutup you prick
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RE: Funny dnb arena quotes 2010/02/05 16:29:45 (permalink)
ORIGINAL: DJ_PrOpS

ORIGINAL: DJNoize

Over the years me posting/reading here ive laughed that many times uncontrollably... "lol" just doesnt fit the scene taking place in front of my screen.

Really? I've never laughed at anything uncontrollably on here, perhaps raised a smile but that's about it.

What is this scene you talk of?

Loads shit on here has literally got me laughing out loud. More so in the past than these days
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RE: Funny dnb arena quotes 2010/02/05 16:38:29 (permalink)
yup got to say i have been in fits of laughter many times on here

stoner brain is stopping me from giving examples tho
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RE: Funny dnb arena quotes 2010/02/05 16:47:08 (permalink)
The one Domino had in his sig about the guy going rigid was class!
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RE: Funny dnb arena quotes 2010/02/05 16:50:04 (permalink)
dont know if its been posted >
Right basically i met this girl off faceparty (all start laughin now) and met up with her last saturday , took her out for a drink and then ended up at my place , had amazing sex and now she wont talk to me ? Question is one night stand or not ? i know fuckin dumb question but hey im fuckin dim as it goes ..... plus she was sayin to me the morning after that we should hook up again and that she really would love a relationship and stuff . so tried phoning her tuesday and have had no reply since then .... any suggestions please for a dumb fuck ?



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RE: Funny dnb arena quotes 2010/02/05 16:51:40 (permalink)
You filled in a 'boyfriend application' you pathetic cunt.

'I think you're buff babes'


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RE: Funny dnb arena quotes 2010/02/05 16:54:55 (permalink)
Dem Boyz iz VIP

Mate getting blapped with a ring

Nelly n Kelly wedding

and John Bruv ravioli

....I am responsible for all

Deeeeeeeeench
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RE: Funny dnb arena quotes 2010/02/05 17:01:56 (permalink)
ORIGINAL: Sgt_Rizzle

Dem Boyz iz VIP

Mate getting blapped with a ring

Nelly n Kelly wedding

and John Bruv ravioli

....I am responsible for all


the thing is most of them we are laughing at you

your mum's chavtastic wedding was playing nelly & kelly and sponsored by lonsdale
it's really not something to be proud of
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RE: Funny dnb arena quotes 2010/02/05 17:06:08 (permalink)

ORIGINAL: Majik

You filled in a 'boyfriend application' you pathetic cunt.

'I think you're buff babes'


LMFAO
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RE: Funny dnb arena quotes 2010/02/05 17:14:03 (permalink)


ORIGINAL: Majik

You filled in a 'boyfriend application' you pathetic cunt.

'I think you're buff babes'

 
I think you will find the name is just a coincidence Majik .
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RE: Funny dnb arena quotes 2010/02/05 17:17:48 (permalink)
Denying it too now eh, just like you went on spastic in that thread to try and get yourself banned, however all you did was preserve your humiliation for the whole forums entertainment.


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RE: Funny dnb arena quotes 2010/02/05 17:29:32 (permalink)
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I'm glad you came with the 'get a life' cliche as it's just made me realise how sweet mine is! Just been out shooting Phaesants, now off to play tennis. I live in a big house in the country; I have good friends and family; I'm healthy; I own an apartment in the second biggest ski resort in Europe and I have a wicked future ahead of me. Oooh, and my Dad just offered to buy me a new laptop! I hope your life is good you prick.






CTRL + ALT + WHITEY
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RE: Funny dnb arena quotes 2010/02/05 17:33:58 (permalink)


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ORIGINAL: j.a

I get console anger really bad. I buy a console, knowing deep down that I've still got the anger but just try and convince myself that I've ' grown out of it '. Then comes the constant buying of new control pads, which obvously aren't cheap. Then I start to spit on the TVuntil I have to get up, get some kitchen roll and wipe it off. My wall in my front room is covered in marks and dents from pads. I've even broke a ps2 pad by biting it. Kicked in doors, kitchen cupboard doors and broke a mobile phone.
I realise now I will never grow out of it.


 
This is one of the top quotes in history
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RE: Funny dnb arena quotes 2010/02/05 17:49:43 (permalink)
Spitting on the TV hahahaha

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RE: Funny dnb arena quotes 2010/02/05 17:58:21 (permalink)
ORIGINAL: Jimmy2Shoes

The one Domino had in his sig about the guy going rigid was class!


Was going to say that, I don't know what it was from the but the sig used to make me laugh
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RE: Funny dnb arena quotes 2010/02/05 17:59:50 (permalink)
www.fatmand.com says:
yo

manic mc says:
Ez bro, whats appenin?

www.fatmand.com says:
nuttin much jus chillin, flexin on ma ones cuz

manic mc says:
seen, seen.

manic mc says:
Anythin on 2nite??

www.fatmand.com says:
nar

www.fatmand.com says:
jammin

manic mc says:
kool

manic mc says:
Beat goes, is big! .. are ya workin on anything else at da mo?

www.fatmand.com says:
douing the album coming at the end of summer

manic mc says:
Hang on, Im just gonna put a few questions to ya so I can post on da forums..

www.fatmand.com says:
i dont do that dude not in to dnb arena

manic mc says:
y

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RE: Funny dnb arena quotes 2010/02/05 18:05:44 (permalink)
Razor - Something along the lines of "I fail to see what Fabregas brings to a game apart from good passing"
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RE: Funny dnb arena quotes 2010/02/05 18:08:54 (permalink)
Mongy Eyes signature is the definition of happiness.

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RE: Funny dnb arena quotes 2010/02/05 18:12:41 (permalink)
OEM

"You're an even bigger cunt than I imagined and I imagined a pretty big cunt"
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RE: Funny dnb arena quotes 2010/02/05 18:12:59 (permalink)

ORIGINAL: Majik


Jon Bruv getting caught munching ravioli out of a tin and banished to the garden was superb too.


That was to much , we need John Bruv back. Top idiot

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RE: Funny dnb arena quotes 2010/02/05 18:16:23 (permalink)
Can't remember who said it but something about wanting to put his foot in a girl & wear her around like a damp sock LOL. I think it's in someone's sig. Was in someone's sig.
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RE: Funny dnb arena quotes 2010/02/05 18:24:38 (permalink)
pro evo rage actually makes me piss myself everytime i read it. might start spittin on my monitor when i lose on football manager.
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RE: Funny dnb arena quotes 2010/02/05 18:25:40 (permalink)
Oh and gilf talking about how his dad goes rounds town pickin up fag buts and putting them in a tin to smoke later. Classic.
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RE: Funny dnb arena quotes 2010/02/05 18:40:30 (permalink)
what about the kid on doa who described his night out down the the finest detail
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