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2010/02/05 13:10:46 (permalink)

Funny dnb arena quotes



ORIGINAL: Effin
In some cheese club with some girl I was 'working on' and some next man bought her a rose.
In a fit of 17 year old stupidity, I bit the head off the rose and chewed it for a bit.

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RE: Funny dnb arena quotes 2010/02/05 13:15:25 (permalink)
That Effin one cracks me up.
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RE: Funny dnb arena quotes 2010/02/05 13:18:25 (permalink)
ORIGINAL: Gazer


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how do i add pictures from my hard drive up here?

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RE: Funny dnb arena quotes 2010/02/05 13:20:07 (permalink)

ORIGINAL: sandmanJO3

I think Pendulem is a really cool guy cos he makes the rad tunes and doesnt afraid of anything
 


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RE: Funny dnb arena quotes 2010/02/05 13:21:10 (permalink)
lol keep em coming
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RE: Funny dnb arena quotes 2010/02/05 13:24:01 (permalink)
Under a picture of Morgan Jackson on the "who get's Archie's tings" thread:
 
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Half ginger half wog, what does he get?

HE GETS THROWN IN THE BIN



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RE: Funny dnb arena quotes 2010/02/05 13:24:53 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby 0-AID 2017/05/12 13:54:47
I cant remember the exact quote, but someone on here was tripping out on something and spent about 3 hours working out how to mix D&B with a T-shirt on his decks, then realised they couldn't mixed as one is music and one is a T-shirt lol
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RE: Funny dnb arena quotes 2010/02/05 13:29:07 (permalink)
Also the school memories thread.  Too many jokes stories in that one.
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RE: Funny dnb arena quotes 2010/02/05 13:29:18 (permalink)
ORIGINAL: Law

I cant remember the exact quote, but someone on here was tripping out on something and spent about 3 hours working out how to mix D&B with a T-shirt on his decks, then realised they couldn't mixed as one is music and one is a T-shirt lol


The same thread in which Nosebag told us about the time he got twatted and drank water from leaves in his garden (in the nude). I think that's right, don't quote me on that.

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RE: Funny dnb arena quotes 2010/02/05 13:29:40 (permalink)
Domino's 'she-cock in the Post Office' debacle has gotta rank.
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RE: Funny dnb arena quotes 2010/02/05 13:29:45 (permalink)


ORIGINAL: Law

I cant remember the exact quote, but someone on here was tripping out on something and spent about 3 hours working out how to mix D&B with a T-shirt on his decks, then realised they couldn't mixed as one is music and one is a T-shirt lol

kin lol, i rememer that
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RE: Funny dnb arena quotes 2010/02/05 13:29:55 (permalink)
Razor: We will finish above Chelsea
(said last season)
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RE: Funny dnb arena quotes 2010/02/05 13:31:14 (permalink)
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ORIGINAL: sandmanJO3

I think Pendulem is a really cool guy cos he makes the rad tunes and doesnt afraid of anything
 


This one was +10 internets.
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RE: Funny dnb arena quotes 2010/02/05 13:31:37 (permalink)
ORIGINAL: Domino

Well I was in the post office queue surrounded by normal people and happened to make the mistake of looknig at the footy thread on my iphone in plain veiw of alll the grannies and mothers and kids standing in the queue... then out of the blue the longest page of women with the biggest cocks ever comes onto the screen which took a year to scroll away from.  



Dunny on broccoli.

ORIGINAL: dunny

picked up 250kg the other day for 50p in tesco


post edited by Joga - 2010/02/05 13:32:43
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RE: Funny dnb arena quotes 2010/02/05 13:32:33 (permalink)
There are some beauties from sandmanJO3.



STEAM - McGrayUK
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RE: Funny dnb arena quotes 2010/02/05 13:36:37 (permalink)


ORIGINAL: Syhr

surely Stamina will lend you his password?
 

 
ORIGINAL: Mod X

Maybe, I'll get my local black people to ask his local black people.

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RE: Funny dnb arena quotes 2010/02/05 13:40:56 (permalink)
ORIGINAL: Majik

Hopefully in the next episode Elliot will invent a way to raise the dead through the means of contact with alien life forms and learning their science. Newt and Lauren being goths and into the whole death shit will steal his secret and try to raise Calvins mum which reaps successful results.

Calvin finds out and runs to the scene but it's too late! They've raised her, but she's not evil, she's the same mother she's always been albeit slightly decomposed. Calvin looks on as the mother attempts to cross the road, a tear in his eye, arms extended in an embrace to the mother he misses so dear.

He's waited so long for this moment, even if it's only to wish her good bye. However at that exact moment, Jake is speeding down the road having escaped from the nut house, and kidnapped Charlie whilst all his family were sleeping in the Dog... BAM he smashes straight through Calvins mother, rolling the car and cutting her in half. "Nooooooo" echoes through the air as the car smashes through a lamp post. Calvin is devestated, his arms still extended in a refusal to believe he will never get to say good bye, everything has been taken from him in a cruel twist of fate.

Meanwhile the windscreen smashes, Jakes head has been impaled on the naked steering column and Charlie is flying through the air like an American football. At that exact moment Gilly is walking out of the cemetary, with a tear in his eye and a hard cock in his hand, he's tried to relive those last passionate moments he had in his mind with Beth until Rhys cruely took her away. Charlie lands in a bizzare fashion, lips round Gillys cock, in a toothless embrace. Gilly being a pathetic, spaniel haired loser will take what he can get and escapes throughout all the twisted metal and devestation with a baby on his penis.


Only Hollyoaks fans will understand this.

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RE: Funny dnb arena quotes 2010/02/05 13:56:32 (permalink)
ORIGINAL: Gazer

ORIGINAL: Effin
In some cheese club with some girl I was 'working on' and some next man bought her a rose.
In a fit of 17 year old stupidity, I bit the head off the rose and chewed it for a bit.

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ORIGINAL: dan27
how do i add pictures from my hard drive up here?

print them and glue them to your screen where you'd like them and hit return...

Gold! Effin is probably the funniest guy on here
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RE: Funny dnb arena quotes 2010/02/05 14:11:44 (permalink)
TheSovereignY3K about spitting in his mums face



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RE: Funny dnb arena quotes 2010/02/05 14:13:24 (permalink)
Rhys circa 2010 - David Cameron poster thread
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RE: Funny dnb arena quotes 2010/02/05 14:15:03 (permalink)
"Quick Onion Question"



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RE: Funny dnb arena quotes 2010/02/05 14:21:19 (permalink)
ORIGINAL: Whagwan

ORIGINAL: Corpsey

ORIGINAL: Law

I cant remember the exact quote, but someone on here was tripping out on something and spent about 3 hours working out how to mix D&B with a T-shirt on his decks, then realised they couldn't mixed as one is music and one is a T-shirt lol


The same thread in which Nosebag told us about the time he got twatted and drank water from leaves in his garden (in the nude). I think that's right, don't quote me on that.


My favourite Nosebag story is when he first did speed and went home terrified his pilly-willy would stay shrunken so showed his mum.



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RE: Funny dnb arena quotes 2010/02/05 14:26:00 (permalink)
ORIGINAL: Law

I cant remember the exact quote, but someone on here was tripping out on something and spent about 3 hours working out how to mix D&B with a T-shirt on his decks, then realised they couldn't mixed as one is music and one is a T-shirt lol


Was going to say this one. Amazing. Who was it?
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RE: Funny dnb arena quotes 2010/02/05 14:30:45 (permalink)
ORIGINAL: Majik

"Quick Onion Question"
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RE: Funny dnb arena quotes 2010/02/05 14:37:22 (permalink)
Who was it that wrote up about having guestlist, walking to the front of the que as everyone else looked on thinking "dem boyz muss be VIP"..... or whatever
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RE: Funny dnb arena quotes 2010/02/05 14:41:38 (permalink)
Over the years me posting/reading here ive laughed that many times uncontrollably... "lol" just doesnt fit the scene taking place in front of my screen.
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RE: Funny dnb arena quotes 2010/02/05 14:46:11 (permalink)

ORIGINAL: Joey Gunz

Who was it that wrote up about having guestlist, walking to the front of the que as everyone else looked on thinking "dem boyz muss be VIP"..... or whatever
rizzle lol

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RE: Funny dnb arena quotes 2010/02/05 14:53:51 (permalink)


ORIGINAL: DJNoize

Over the years me posting/reading here ive laughed that many times uncontrollably... "lol" just doesnt fit the scene taking place in front of my screen.

Really? I've never laughed at anything uncontrollably on here, perhaps raised a smile but that's about it.
 
What is this scene you talk of?
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RE: Funny dnb arena quotes 2010/02/05 15:12:03 (permalink)


Dunny on broccoli.

ORIGINAL: dunny

picked up 250kg the other day for 50p in tesco


actually spat tea out - in itself not that funny but on DNBA........Christ that's good


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RE: Funny dnb arena quotes 2010/02/05 15:15:31 (permalink)


ORIGINAL: Majik

"Quick Onion Question"

LMAO

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