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Re: Minor things that please you 2018/06/05 21:38:32 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby RAYZA 2018/06/05 21:38:59
I am absolutely aware of this
Postman Pat
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Re: Minor things that please you 2018/06/05 22:35:22 (permalink)
Pondering over ridiculous made up scenarios, most often in the shower when not washing and/or masturbating. Sort of thing you might chat about when ridiculously high.

For example this scenario popped into my head out of nowhere:

Humans are faced with an extinction that’s only going to affect them and not any other life on Earth, however for some inexplicable reason there’s a tiny tiny chance that by wiping out all other life on the planet first we might somehow survive. But it’s far from guaranteed.

The only logical outcome to that as far as I can see is that the vast majority of us would be out there chopping down trees and clubbing puppies to death in no time without a second thought. Now, is that revealing about the underlying truth of the selfishness and greed of human nature, or is the same true of all conscious life? If cats were placed in that situation we would all most certainly be fucked. Is there any form of life that wouldn’t opt to wipe out all the rest for a chance to save its own skin? Although humans aside no other being would even begin to grasp the enormity of wiping out all other life, and so we’re alone in that, however we would still do it wouldn’t we.

And then I got out of the shower.

Anyone else do that?

I should really log off and go to sleep.
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Re: Minor things that please you 2018/06/05 22:47:28 (permalink)
hey archimedes mate, what you thinking about?
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Re: Minor things that please you 2018/06/05 22:55:06 (permalink)
The word buttock
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Re: Minor things that please you 2018/06/05 23:47:54 (permalink)
Saw a fantastic break up in the pub earlier, which also reminded me of the joy I get when people fail at game shows. I'm a horrible person
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Re: Minor things that please you 2018/06/06 07:21:36 (permalink)
I love those mind wanders in the shower, I think some big cats act in a similar way don't they, the only reason they don't constantly attack is that they calculate the risks.

Anyway about to get in the shower
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Re: Minor things that please you 2018/06/06 07:28:25 (permalink)
I would not kill every animal to maybe save humans hth
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Re: Minor things that please you 2018/06/06 08:08:04 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby dotarr 2018/06/06 09:33:12
Woiuld you rather drink a pint of warm dog spunk or kill ten cows with a hammer?
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Re: Minor things that please you 2018/06/06 09:34:12 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby Smokey McPot 2018/06/06 09:56:22
How many lions could you blape with a ring?
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Re: Minor things that please you 2018/06/06 10:03:09 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby Joey Gunz 2018/06/06 10:16:56
JUDGEDREDD
Saw a fantastic break up in the pub earlier, which also reminded me of the joy I get when people fail at game shows. I'm a horrible person



This reminds me of an epic break up i saw taking place at the quite possibly the most interesting place i ever went .
Razor/Joey Gunz and other Surrey guys might remember The Robert Peel pub by the Cambridge estate in Kingston? One of my fellow forum scumbags must've been a regular too lol
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Re: Minor things that please you 2018/06/06 16:31:49 (permalink)
Eating your tea in the garden. Lovely
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Re: Minor things that please you 2018/06/06 16:35:50 (permalink)
KNUCKLES
JUDGEDREDD
Saw a fantastic break up in the pub earlier, which also reminded me of the joy I get when people fail at game shows. I'm a horrible person



This reminds me of an epic break up i saw taking place at the quite possibly the most interesting place i ever went .
Razor/Joey Gunz and other Surrey guys might remember The Robert Peel pub by the Cambridge estate in Kingston? One of my fellow forum scumbags must've been a regular too lol




I know it and i've waited outside it before but never been in, don't wanna stoop that low
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Re: Minor things that please you 2018/06/06 16:49:45 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby S8 2018/06/06 21:37:46
i saw a great break up on the tube once in the middle of rush hour. literally screaming at each other in a very confined space.
 
then the guy got off, and just as the doors were about to shut, he just said "yeah, well robb stark dies in Game of Thrones... so fuck you"
 
her face was a picture of shock, anger and childlike disbelief
 
it was gold
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Re: Minor things that please you 2018/06/06 17:30:47 (permalink)
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Re: Minor things that please you 2018/06/06 18:13:13 (permalink)
LOL

no
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Re: Minor things that please you 2018/06/06 19:53:50 (permalink)
Lol that trumps 😂
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Re: Minor things that please you 2018/06/07 18:35:41 (permalink)
Having a big meeting to prepare for in a really busy week.and then just as I'm.about to start prepping for it it gets cancelled. Woo hoo
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Re: Minor things that please you 2018/06/07 19:46:22 (permalink)
Postman Pat

For example this scenario popped into my head out of nowhere:

Humans are faced with an extinction that’s only going to affect them and not any other life on Earth, however for some inexplicable reason there’s a tiny tiny chance that by wiping out all other life on the planet first we might somehow survive. But it’s far from guaranteed.

The only logical outcome to that as far as I can see is that the vast majority of us would be out there chopping down trees and clubbing puppies to death in no time without a second thought. Now, is that revealing about the underlying truth of the selfishness and greed of human nature, or is the same true of all conscious life? If cats were placed in that situation we would all most certainly be fucked. Is there any form of life that wouldn’t opt to wipe out all the rest for a chance to save its own skin? Although humans aside no other being would even begin to grasp the enormity of wiping out all other life, and so we’re alone in that, however we would still do it wouldn’t we.

And then I got out of the shower.



Postman Pat
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Re: Minor things that please you 2018/06/07 19:47:48 (permalink)


Yeah fair enough
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Re: Minor things that please you 2018/06/07 20:52:40 (permalink)
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Willfunk
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Re: Minor things that please you 2018/06/08 06:51:18 (permalink)
Re-coupling on Love Island tonight guys. One of the girls WILL be sent packing
RAYZA
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Re: Minor things that please you 2018/06/08 07:49:28 (permalink)
What a wrister ay lads!
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Re: Minor things that please you 2018/06/08 07:56:59 (permalink)
Razor
What a wrister ay lads!

That's what happens when you lose your funk
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Re: Minor things that please you 2018/06/08 10:08:39 (permalink)
postmanpat


"Humans are faced with an extinction that’s only going to affect them and not any other life on Earth, however for some inexplicable reason there’s a tiny tiny chance that by wiping out all other life on the planet first we might somehow survive. But it’s far from guaranteed..."

"coming up after the news we'll be chatting with Norfolk's youngest butcher."


post edited by Split Concept - 2018/06/08 10:10:04


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Re: Minor things that please you 2018/06/08 10:57:58 (permalink)
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Re: Minor things that please you 2018/06/08 11:36:33 (permalink)
He's the guy from that Hunted show, no?
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Re: Minor things that please you 2018/06/08 12:20:03 (permalink)
Yep 
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Re: Minor things that please you 2018/06/08 16:42:35 (permalink)
interviewed Goldie yesterday. Wasn't quite sure what it would be like but he took my dictaphone off me and spoke for just under an hour. Nice bloke. Very much worth phoning in sick to work for 
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Re: Minor things that please you 2018/06/09 09:04:21 (permalink)
getting the washing off the line outside. After years of living in a first floor flat this is just lovely.
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Re: Minor things that please you 2018/06/14 10:42:34 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby Noc 2018/07/01 01:52:31
https://www.mixcloud.com/areyoudim/funky-flirt-with-eksman-herbzie-kool-fm-15th-july-2007/
 
this set. Eksman absolutely demolishing Skiba for an hour and twenty five minutes, legendary shit
 
we na inna war with no JUNCZ
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