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MalcolmTucker
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Re: RE: Minor things that please you 2017/11/15 21:11:44 (permalink)
Ankle
Mrs asked me to do the washing up while I was in the middle of something yesterday so I went "Why u really like a demon? TELL ME! BLOODY HELL!"
 
The look on her face 




I think about that picture every day. BLOODY HELL.
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Re: RE: Minor things that please you 2017/11/15 21:28:36 (permalink)
Jungle Dave
I'd quite like to see a show where a blank eyed Fash methodically beats the denizens of the Pot Bus into quivering submission, with a badly rolled doob dangling out of his gob.


Hold up, he's getting on the brownies. It might happen
dotarr
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Re: RE: Minor things that please you 2017/11/16 00:11:36 (permalink)
Jungle Dave
Joey Gunz
 
 
I like Chas n Dave, went and saw them last year when they were playing at Phil Collin's Hyde Park thing.
 
Also go and see Baz 'n' Dave when they're in the area, gonna try and get the old man up to the Coach & Horse in Soho for a sing a long on his birthday. www.bazndave.com good craic.




 
You can hear how decent they are as musicians in this CD (can't believe I'm typing this), it's a massive medley of knees up slammers, no filler, relentless, for a good hour and a bit


They were talented session musicians before forming. They worked on the Labu Siffre track that Eminem sampled for My Name Is.
Smokey McPot
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Re: RE: Minor things that please you 2017/11/16 09:39:38 (permalink)
Jamie Ding has an instagram account. 
H. H. Holmes
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Re: RE: Minor things that please you 2017/11/16 14:20:11 (permalink)
Hannah Wants 1113 mix

https://m.soundcloud.com/...nah-wants-mixtape-1113

Her best imo sick mix full of energy shame she's such a boring waste dj these days.
RUSSELL CLARTY
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Re: RE: Minor things that please you 2017/11/16 14:27:17 (permalink)
simon.r

 
 


They were talented session musicians before forming. They worked on the Labu Siffre track that Eminem sampled for My Name Is.




 
Ha! I had forgotten that gem of urban myth!


Law
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Re: RE: Minor things that please you 2017/11/16 14:32:11 (permalink)
Ghostface Killah on the first few tracks of Supreme Clientele. Love those albums where rappers are at their total apex.
 
YOU MOTHER FUCKING CRY BABIES
JUDGEDREDD
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Re: RE: Minor things that please you 2017/11/17 09:15:34 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby dotarr 2017/11/17 23:52:58
Farted myself awake twice last night... Fully blame it on the dhansak
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Re: RE: Minor things that please you 2017/11/17 13:24:40 (permalink)
We've got an old fella, on his last day with us, finishing off painting in our living room. This guy chats the most amount of bollocks, drags you into a conversation just as you're about to walk out the door. Seems impolite to just walk off because he's nice guy, so we somewhat entertain him.
 
He's clearing up, wrapping his dust sheets etc when a sales rep from a blinds company turns up to give us a quote. He notices her accent, and out of the blue asks "what part of Australia are you from?".
"I'm not".
"Oh, where are you from?".
"South Africa".
"Oh that's nice, what part of South Africa are you from?".
 
🙃
 
 


Geordie007
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Re: RE: Minor things that please you 2017/11/17 17:29:49 (permalink)
JUDGEDREDD
Farted myself awake twice last night... Fully blame it on the dhansak



Yup ive done that a few times of late and I always laugh then go back to sleep. 
Smokey McPot
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Re: RE: Minor things that please you 2017/11/17 17:55:59 (permalink)
geordie007
JUDGEDREDD
Farted myself awake twice last night... Fully blame it on the dhansak



Yup ive done that a few times of late and I always laugh then go back to sleep. 


All about needing to open a window in the night because the fog is too much.
WiffleBat
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Re: RE: Minor things that please you 2017/11/17 18:27:37 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby S8 2017/11/17 21:28:00
Will Mac
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Re: RE: Minor things that please you 2017/11/17 20:54:47 (permalink)
Lying on the couch. Pyjamas. Miles Davis. Glass of red. Heating on. Fucking bliss
Geordie007
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Re: RE: Minor things that please you 2017/11/18 10:55:37 (permalink)
Waiting in thw hospital and the simpsons is on
Geordie007
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Re: RE: Minor things that please you 2017/11/18 16:28:43 (permalink)
Looking forward to his in a couple of hours
https://www.barbican.org....iste-alina-bzhezhinska
Subsurface
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Re: RE: Minor things that please you 2017/11/18 17:39:19 (permalink)
https://news.sky.com/story/washington-skies-see-penis-drawing-by-us-navy-jet-go-viral-11131042
 

 
 
The fact that the plane that did it was a 'Growler' was rather pleasing too. Going out to the people that actually believe in the chemtrail conspiracy theory.
JUDGEDREDD
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Re: RE: Minor things that please you 2017/11/18 18:26:42 (permalink)
geordie007
JUDGEDREDD
Farted myself awake twice last night... Fully blame it on the dhansak



Yup ive done that a few times of late and I always laugh then go back to sleep. 


Managed to hide my farts from the new missus for a while now but they woke her up as well and she's a deep sleeper... After some embarrassed laughter it was back to sleep, good times lol

+1 for Simpsons
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Re: RE: Minor things that please you 2017/11/18 21:42:48 (permalink)
Just dropped my phone in the toilet. It's an s8 which (I think) is waterproof. #winning
Geordie007
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Re: RE: Minor things that please you 2017/11/19 00:09:44 (permalink)
JUDGEDREDD
geordie007
JUDGEDREDD
Farted myself awake twice last night... Fully blame it on the dhansak



Yup ive done that a few times of late and I always laugh then go back to sleep. 


Managed to hide my farts from the new missus for a while now but they woke her up as well and she's a deep sleeper... After some embarrassed laughter it was back to sleep, good times lol

+1 for Simpsons


Theres no going back now you know. Its free reign to fart on the sofa rigt next to her and maybe a dutch oven for a nightcap
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Re: RE: Minor things that please you 2017/11/19 00:31:16 (permalink)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BhiXLzHW9iw
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Re: RE: Minor things that please you 2017/11/19 06:37:30 (permalink)
Subsurface
https://news.sky.com/story/washington-skies-see-penis-drawing-by-us-navy-jet-go-viral-11131042
 

 
 
The fact that the plane that did it was a 'Growler' was rather pleasing too. Going out to the people that actually believe in the chemtrail conspiracy theory.


No dotted line emulating from the base 4/10

sigs have returned
 
BRB
Geordie007
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Re: RE: Minor things that please you 2017/11/19 11:27:48 (permalink)
w1003
Subsurface
https://news.sky.com/story/washington-skies-see-penis-drawing-by-us-navy-jet-go-viral-11131042
 

 
 
The fact that the plane that did it was a 'Growler' was rather pleasing too. Going out to the people that actually believe in the chemtrail conspiracy theory.


No dotted line emulating from the base 4/10


Do you know how a penis works you massive cock
gutlessrhyme
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Re: RE: Minor things that please you 2017/11/19 11:47:38 (permalink)
geordie007
w1003
Subsurface
https://news.sky.com/story/washington-skies-see-penis-drawing-by-us-navy-jet-go-viral-11131042
 

 
 
The fact that the plane that did it was a 'Growler' was rather pleasing too. Going out to the people that actually believe in the chemtrail conspiracy theory.


No dotted line emulating from the base 4/10


Do you know how a penis works you massive cock


I imagine it was an attempt at a Partridge reference, but should have said "eminating from the crown"
Geordie007
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Re: RE: Minor things that please you 2017/11/19 13:31:02 (permalink)
So hes even more of a cock for getting it so spectacularly wrong.
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Re: RE: Minor things that please you 2017/11/19 16:03:57 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby dreamworld 2017/11/20 06:21:12
STOP GETTING PARTRIDGE WRONG

Sig?
dotarr
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Re: RE: Minor things that please you 2017/11/19 16:21:24 (permalink)
Bought my first viz in years as I had a long journey. Stumbled across an ad for a Wonder Stuff B2b Ned's Atomic Dustbin gig.
Geordie007
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Re: RE: Minor things that please you 2017/11/19 16:49:53 (permalink)
simon.r
Bought my first viz in years as I had a long journey. Stumbled across an ad for a Wonder Stuff B2b Ned's Atomic Dustbin gig.


I love viz. Hought about doing a dnb themed profanisaurus type thing but i could only think of one and ita probably an unfunny idea
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Re: RE: Minor things that please you 2017/11/20 04:47:25 (permalink)
On the Blawan Boiler Room set
 

Geordie007
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Re: RE: Minor things that please you 2017/11/20 06:24:21 (permalink)
Lol.

Also whoever it is on selectfm playing some rather nice squelchy acid stuff at 0625 this morning. Puts a spring in ones step
dreamworld
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Re: RE: Minor things that please you 2017/11/20 06:24:24 (permalink)
I’ve been sick as a parrot all weekend, which means legally I have to take the next two days off work as compensation.
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