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Travs
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Re: RE: Minor things that please you 2017/10/06 11:14:15 (permalink)
Sitting next to two very nice ladies on this morning's train...

Immediately got my Italian course book out in a desperate attempt to look sophisticated (Whilst simultaneously listening to very unsophisticated 1999 happy hardcore through my headphones)
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gutlessrhyme
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Re: RE: Minor things that please you 2017/10/06 14:38:10 (permalink)
I like sex

Subsurface
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Re: RE: Minor things that please you 2017/10/06 15:01:38 (permalink)
They offer four packages ranging in price from $599 (£458) to $1499 (£1147)

 

Whagwan
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Re: RE: Minor things that please you 2017/10/06 15:57:57 (permalink)
on day two each guest will have 30 minutes to have sex with 16 women at once.

 
1min 52s per bird.
 
 
wakeytom
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Re: RE: Minor things that please you 2017/10/06 16:03:19 (permalink)
Whagwan
on day two each guest will have 30 minutes to have sex with 16 women at once.

 
1min 52s per bird.
 
 


And you would need longer? What is your secret?
Whagwan
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Re: RE: Minor things that please you 2017/10/06 16:04:33 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby sectionate 2017/10/07 19:22:28
1st one 30 seconds, 2nd 2mins, 3rd 10mins, then into pilled up powerwank territory
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Re: RE: Minor things that please you 2017/10/06 16:19:29 (permalink)
You can spunk 3 times in 12mins? High five! Mine would be:
 
1st one 30 seconds, 2nd 1 hour and a half, 3rd don't even bother

Whagwan
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Re: RE: Minor things that please you 2017/10/07 00:52:28 (permalink)
Yeah man, it's like a machine gun.
Whitey
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Re: RE: Minor things that please you 2017/10/07 03:29:52 (permalink)
Just Regal things.
 
[EDIT] Resized;
 

 
 
 
For a bonus, here he is suplexing a midget and being generally marvellous.
 


What a wonderful villain/guy.
post edited by Whitey - 2017/10/07 07:48:16

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RAYZA
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Re: RE: Minor things that please you 2017/10/07 03:32:51 (permalink)
ffs lol
Geordie007
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Re: RE: Minor things that please you 2017/10/07 06:15:22 (permalink)
Obligatory pint at stanstead
Johnny Quest
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Re: RE: Minor things that please you 2017/10/07 07:19:11 (permalink)
Airport pints are wank and forced.
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Re: RE: Minor things that please you 2017/10/07 07:32:50 (permalink)
Johnny Quest
Airport pints are wank and forced.


Devils backbone is ace. Pissed already
gutlessrhyme
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Re: RE: Minor things that please you 2017/10/07 07:56:38 (permalink)
Johnny Quest
Airport pints are wank and forced.


That first pint once you finally relax after getting to the airport and getting through the hassle of security is magic. (Less so if you've got your kids with you)

Shiverman
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Re: RE: Minor things that please you 2017/10/07 08:24:04 (permalink)
Forced pints?
 
Love a beer in the airport, makes me feel way more chilled for the flight
RAYZA
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Re: RE: Minor things that please you 2017/10/07 08:28:37 (permalink)
Johnny Quest
Airport pints are wank and forced.


What does that even mean?
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Re: RE: Minor things that please you 2017/10/07 09:26:54 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby Travs 2017/10/07 11:07:56
Speed drinking 3 pints of Ghost Ship at Stansted wetherspoons while nervously checking the depatures screen is what life's all about
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Re: RE: Minor things that please you 2017/10/07 09:45:22 (permalink)
Johnny Quest
Airport pints are wank and forced.

Maybe I am an Alchy but I can drink at any time and it never feels forced
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Re: RE: Minor things that please you 2017/10/07 13:14:16 (permalink)
Jonathan Wilkes was born in Baddeley Green Stoke-on-Trent, to Eileen Wilkes and Graham Wilkes, and spent most of his childhood in Packmoor, an outlying village of Chell. He has one older sister called Kay. He signed for Port Vale FC, aged seven, and played for Everton FC as a teenager. He was dropped from the team due to his unwillingness to 'eat, sleep and breathe football'.

 
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonathan_Wilkes
 
Original Nuttah
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Re: RE: Minor things that please you 2017/10/07 14:32:29 (permalink)
gutlessrhyme
Johnny Quest
Airport pints are wank and forced.


That first pint once you finally relax after getting to the airport and getting through the hassle of security is magic. (Less so if you've got your kids with you)

Airports are the only place you can have your first beer of the day at 5am and no one judges you.
gutlessrhyme
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Re: RE: Minor things that please you 2017/10/07 15:24:01 (permalink)
I dunno, last time I flew back from Glasgow the airport was full of people drinking at 5am - shots n all sorts. That was too much for me. I sat there judging people over my filter coffee

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Re: RE: Minor things that please you 2017/10/07 18:17:31 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby Lrrr 2017/10/07 18:50:49
You are a bit of a fanny though
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Re: RE: Minor things that please you 2017/10/07 18:22:45 (permalink)
Original Nuttah
gutlessrhyme
Johnny Quest
Airport pints are wank and forced.


That first pint once you finally relax after getting to the airport and getting through the hassle of security is magic. (Less so if you've got your kids with you)

Airports are the only place you can have your first beer of the day at 5am and no one judges you.


I judge the shit out of anyone drinking at 5am in an airport. Reeks of stag do. Can just about handle a croissant at that time.
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Re: RE: Minor things that please you 2017/10/07 19:07:23 (permalink)
Every now and then I think about that poor kid someone on here went to school with that didn’t have a school bag but a travel case.

Always makes me chuckle thinking of him wheeling it around.
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Re: RE: Minor things that please you 2017/10/07 19:10:35 (permalink)
Lol. Imagine your old dears sending you to school with that. Cunts.
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Re: RE: Minor things that please you 2017/10/07 19:18:02 (permalink)
There was a girl at my college who carted this massive suitcase around everywhere with her. She went by the name Buffy Willow (I don't know if it was her legal name) but claimed to have never seen Buffy the Vampire Slayer; any similarity was pure coincidence.
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Re: RE: Minor things that please you 2017/10/07 19:23:26 (permalink)
Johnny Quest
Airport pints are wank and forced.


Nope. They are a great excuse to have a bev first thing in the morning and not feel bad about it
gutlessrhyme
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Re: RE: Minor things that please you 2017/10/07 19:55:11 (permalink)
Aljaz on strictly. I'd probably go a bit gay for him

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Re: RE: Minor things that please you 2017/10/07 19:57:50 (permalink)
Bumper dose of codeine and a lovely bubble bath on a Saturday night
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