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gutlessrhyme
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Re: RE: Minor things that please you 2017/02/13 15:53:10 (permalink)

JUDGEDREDD
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Re: RE: Minor things that please you 2017/02/13 20:26:40 (permalink)
The sagas of klashnekoff 2

Revisiting this today, timeless
geordie007
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Re: RE: Minor things that please you 2017/02/14 08:36:24 (permalink)
A solid 10 hours kip last night. Feel fresh as a daisy and most of the days work done already.
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Re: RE: Minor things that please you 2017/02/14 10:19:06 (permalink)
Realising that I wasn't going mad and that there was indeed a picture of a fox being flashed on the screen for a single frame whenever I turn on my PC.



That little fucker has been properly freaking me out for god knows how long. It doesn't stay on screen long enough for you to work out what it is, you just see it long enough to realise that there's some sort of non human face in the picture. Not pleasant, especially when you're a bit mashed lol
geordie007
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Re: RE: Minor things that please you 2017/02/14 10:32:20 (permalink)
yeah been having that as a proper screensaver over the winter - they do have some good pics on Win 10 I must say
gutlessrhyme
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Re: RE: Minor things that please you 2017/02/14 10:33:17 (permalink)
shroomy
Realising that I wasn't going mad and that there was indeed a picture of a fox being flashed on the screen for a single frame whenever I turn on my PC.



That little fucker has been properly freaking me out for god knows how long. It doesn't stay on screen long enough for you to work out what it is, you just see it long enough to realise that there's some sort of non human face in the picture. Not pleasant, especially when you're a bit mashed lol


Sounds a bit like the massive dong that appears in the credits of Fight Club

shroomy
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Re: RE: Minor things that please you 2017/02/14 10:35:56 (permalink)
I don't use a screensaver otherwise I might have figured out what it was by now. The only context I ever saw it in was similar to that of the aforementioned dong in Fight Club.

I actually thought it was some sort of sinister looking cartoon fox before I got a chance to see it properly lol
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Re: RE: Minor things that please you 2017/02/14 16:47:22 (permalink)
Seeing blokes wandering about clutching bunches of flowers, with a 'I hope this is good/expensive enough' look all over their faces.
 
Best day of the year to be single, imo, no pressure.
gutlessrhyme
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Re: RE: Minor things that please you 2017/02/14 16:51:17 (permalink)
_binar_
Best day of the year to be single, imo



I dunno. Flowers=guaranteed blowie 

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Re: RE: Minor things that please you 2017/02/14 16:52:51 (permalink)
gutlessrhyme
_binar_
Best day of the year to be single, imo



I dunno. Flowers=guaranteed blowie 


Maybe, but there's no such thing as a free blowie, is there... freedom isn't free.
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Re: RE: Minor things that please you 2017/02/14 17:22:20 (permalink)
I was bought some roses.
 
Is this whats its like for you Gutless?
gutlessrhyme
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Re: RE: Minor things that please you 2017/02/14 17:28:00 (permalink)
Yes, now your husband will be expecting that blowie.

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Re: RE: Minor things that please you 2017/02/14 18:04:41 (permalink)

 
This video has had me creasing up for days now
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Re: RE: Minor things that please you 2017/02/14 19:08:49 (permalink)
Forgot it was valentines day today. The missus told me not to worry about it and tomorrow we'll have a curry, get some ale in and she'll get the stockings and sussies out.
 
BOOYA
Whowhere
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Re: RE: Minor things that please you 2017/02/14 19:21:15 (permalink)
That's an admission of guilt if I've ever heard one. Women do not simply give up opportunities like that to get the upper hand over their fellas in this game of oneupmanship they call a relationship; it goes against all their basic core principles. Be suspicious. Be very suspicious.
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Re: RE: Minor things that please you 2017/02/14 19:28:47 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby Whagwan 2017/02/14 20:34:51
If it takes her getting banged by some Leeroy for me to get a curry and her in all the gear, then is right
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Re: RE: Minor things that please you 2017/02/16 11:42:16 (permalink)
Earl Grey - though he's certainly not a minor player.
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Re: RE: Minor things that please you 2017/02/16 12:28:36 (permalink)
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Re: RE: Minor things that please you 2017/02/16 12:29:46 (permalink)
Rudiger01
If it takes her getting banged by some Leeroy for me to get a curry and her in all the gear, then is right






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Re: RE: Minor things that please you 2017/02/16 13:12:15 (permalink)
Sitting in a spa in Cape Town and the background music is from Twin Peaks
geordie007
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Re: RE: Minor things that please you 2017/02/16 13:50:26 (permalink)
Ive just had a topic for the first time in ages and forgot how good they were. 
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Re: RE: Minor things that please you 2017/02/16 14:01:00 (permalink)
A well executed tuna mayo jacket potato. 


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Re: RE: Minor things that please you 2017/02/16 20:13:05 (permalink)
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post edited by Oversight - 2017/02/16 20:15:00
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Re: RE: Minor things that please you 2017/02/17 15:39:18 (permalink)

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Re: RE: Minor things that please you 2017/02/17 15:41:39 (permalink)
Got in touch with Numark UK support (via phone with an actual UK fucking support center) about my poorly TTX1 and they've basically said it sounds like an easy fix and they'll pick it up, fix it and return it for around £70. 
 
Result! 
gutlessrhyme
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Re: RE: Minor things that please you 2017/02/17 15:43:07 (permalink)
Technics would have thrown in a free hand job

dazdsb
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Re: RE: Minor things that please you 2017/02/17 15:51:23 (permalink)
gutlessrhyme
Technics would have thrown in a free hand job



Well, they'd have more likely charged me £1500 for a handjob with a technique from 30 years ago. 
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