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Submerge
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2009/01/02 14:03:04 (permalink)

curb your enthusiasm

post your favourite moments
 
mine now is the exterminator killing the deaf woman's dog at the school grease show.
 
such a sick show.



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retromckay
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RE: curb your enthusiasm 2009/01/02 14:18:49 (permalink)
"you better pretend were together larry, or ima pull a titty out right here"
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RE: curb your enthusiasm 2009/01/02 14:20:14 (permalink)
I need to watch it again to remember moments, saw the first 5 seasons and fell in love with it. But its almost the general mood of it that I find funny more than big moments (although there are obvious bits like 'Beloved Cunt')

I'm deep into Seinfeld at the moment, though. All of Season 5 last week, now I'm going through Season 6

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RE: curb your enthusiasm 2009/01/02 14:41:25 (permalink)
Too many, but end of season 4 comes to mind>

Larry decides not to have sex with Cady Huffman because she has a pictue of Bush in her dressing room.

Larry later sees Jeff, who says "What the fuck were you thinking!? A picture of Bush, who gives a flying fuck! I'd fuck her with a Bush mask on!
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RE: curb your enthusiasm 2009/01/02 17:29:05 (permalink)
Krazy Eyez Killa

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RE: curb your enthusiasm 2009/01/02 18:41:37 (permalink)
are you my caucasian?
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RE: curb your enthusiasm 2009/01/02 22:56:56 (permalink)
I hear you Larry poppin those fuckin bubbles up there

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RE: curb your enthusiasm 2009/01/02 23:26:45 (permalink)
"Mommy mommy that bald man is in the bathroom and there's something hard in his pants!"

The one with the dog where he won't say thank you and then gets the dog back at the end.

"Excuse me. Are you Jewish?"
"Wanna check my penis?"

From the same episode, when the two older girls are trick or treating:
"What have you two come as?"
"I've come as a teacher and she's come as me"

Too many really, only up to season 4 at present.
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RE: curb your enthusiasm 2009/01/02 23:40:37 (permalink)
"Mommy mommy that bald man is in the bathroom and there's something hard in his pants!"

 
The Doll!!
 
Everything about the Surrogate is brilliant


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RE: curb your enthusiasm 2009/01/03 01:30:55 (permalink)

"The one thing I admired about Hitler is that he didn't take any shit from magicians".


Also, when Larry & The Blacks are talking about the harsh bog roll that Cheryl is buying. Leon compares it to the toilet paper you get at the Port Authority (a reference that Larry made in an earlier scene). So Larry goes "Did you get that from me?", obviously expecting Leon to deny it and go off on an argument, (like he would expect from Jeff, Susie, Lewis etc). Leon casually says "Yeah". It just totally derails Larry's intentions. It's the only time I've ever seen him get subverted like that. Fucking gold.

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RE: curb your enthusiasm 2009/01/03 01:42:19 (permalink)

"Listen, Wandering Elk, or whatever your fucking name is"

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RE: curb your enthusiasm 2009/01/03 02:54:23 (permalink)
i hear this was sposed to be funny, but sky plus'd an episode and it was just loads of yanks sat round a dinner table and didnt catch any jokes at all, is it one of them that knowing the characters is essential?
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RE: curb your enthusiasm 2009/01/03 05:41:23 (permalink)

"Fuck you, you carwash cunt"

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RE: curb your enthusiasm 2009/01/03 11:42:32 (permalink)
ORIGINAL: Stowelly

i hear this was sposed to be funny, but sky plus'd an episode and it was just loads of yanks sat round a dinner table and didnt catch any jokes at all, is it one of them that knowing the characters is essential?


Takes a couple of episodes to understand Larry's nature, and then you appreciate it even more
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RE: curb your enthusiasm 2009/01/03 17:16:25 (permalink)
So sick that it won best script writing awards in USA and there is no script
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RE: curb your enthusiasm 2009/01/03 17:48:19 (permalink)
Indian guy to Larry's wife: "So hows your virgina?"
 
However there are so many!
 
This and Alan have to be my all time fav comedies!


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RE: curb your enthusiasm 2009/01/03 19:21:24 (permalink)

ORIGINAL: Stowelly

i hear this was sposed to be funny, but sky plus'd an episode and it was just loads of yanks sat round a dinner table and didnt catch any jokes at all, is it one of them that knowing the characters is essential?



I HATED this the first time I watched it. Then I gave it a couple more chances and it really is genius. I love the one where everyone hates him because of the Shaq thing, and he loves it.
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RE: curb your enthusiasm 2009/01/05 01:46:47 (permalink)
"There is a stain on the blanket."

"What kind of stain? Juice? Juice stain?"

"No."

"Gravy? Something from the gravies category?"

"No. It's ejaculate."

"A jackerlet?"



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RE: curb your enthusiasm 2009/01/05 01:58:15 (permalink)
love the car sales episode, the bit at the beginning when larry is shouting at the tv watching some show like jerry springer

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RE: curb your enthusiasm 2009/01/05 03:46:38 (permalink)
the dog that hates black people,  Penis cake, Mark the Newspaper theif to be ohnest its all fucking hillarious
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RE: curb your enthusiasm 2009/01/05 08:16:07 (permalink)

You got to get right up in that ass larry 



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RE: curb your enthusiasm 2009/01/05 16:39:31 (permalink)


ORIGINAL: Widesize

the dog that hates black people,  Penis cake, Mark the Newspaper theif to be ohnest its all fucking hillarious

 
haha watched that one last night. Such a sick programme, beloved cunt was a classic
 
I also like that one where he battles with the fat bitch for the place at the doctors, & the one where Larry & Ted Danson fight over the shirt
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RE: curb your enthusiasm 2009/01/07 18:15:52 (permalink)
ORIGINAL: ELUDE


You got to get right up in that ass larry 




It's the way he says "What?" three times when Larry starts telling him what happened. The last "What?" is a fucking crease.

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RE: curb your enthusiasm 2009/01/07 19:07:22 (permalink)
Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good.
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RE: curb your enthusiasm 2009/01/07 19:19:30 (permalink)
oh shit, just seen the n word episode.  The bit at the end when the whole court is asking him to say it and he wont is fucking big.

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RE: curb your enthusiasm 2009/01/07 19:23:24 (permalink)
small penis? no, enormous vagina!

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RE: curb your enthusiasm 2009/01/07 19:28:28 (permalink)
when he meets the Blacks for the 1st time and Larry goes something like

"Your surname is Black? That'd be like me being called Larry Jew"
"No Larry, it isn't"

LOL
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RE: curb your enthusiasm 2009/01/07 19:36:34 (permalink)
when he has the showdown about the cobb sandwich



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RE: curb your enthusiasm 2009/01/07 19:43:33 (permalink)

ORIGINAL: Whitey Fisk

ORIGINAL: ELUDE


You got to get right up in that ass larry 




It's the way he says "What?" three times when Larry starts telling him what happened. The last "What?" is a fucking crease.




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RE: curb your enthusiasm 2009/01/08 10:39:25 (permalink)
ORIGINAL: Cotch

when he has the showdown about the cobb sandwich


My grandfather's name is Arthur Bingo. He invented Bingo.

I always enjoy when he looks directly into their eyes to see the truth.

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