Wow, I've got a date! I'm a real piece of shit... I bet those two things go hand in hand. Bet if I got into defrauding pensioners the pussy would really start rolling in.
Mark: God, what is he taking? Better not disturb him, he might attack me and be sick. Mark: Er, Jeremy! Jeremy: What? Mark: What's Hans doing? Jeremy: He's honking on his crack pipe. Mark: Crack! I've got company. Jeremy: Oh relax. "Oh I'm Mark, I'm in the eighties, I'm dying of heroin in a puddle in the corner in an advert." Drugs are fine, Mark, everyone agrees now. Drugs are what happen to people and that's fine, so shut up. Could quote entire episodes
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Mark: God, what is he taking? Better not disturb him, he might attack me and be sick. Mark: Er, Jeremy! Jeremy: What? Mark: What's Hans doing? Jeremy: He's honking on his crack pipe. Mark: Crack! I've got company. Jeremy: Oh relax. "Oh I'm Mark, I'm in the eighties, I'm dying of heroin in a puddle in the corner in an advert." Drugs are fine, Mark, everyone agrees now. Drugs are what happen to people and that's fine, so shut up. Could quote entire episodes
Stripper: You should try and sum up all your aims in the first line. Mark: Right, look, this is a very complex business proposal so I really don't think you could sum up all the aims in one line. Stripper: If you can't sum up all the aims in the first line then they're too diffuse. Mark: Look, my aims are not too fucking diffuse, ok?! Stripper: Fine! Jesus! They just might be too diffuse. That was all I was saying... Mark: (Great... Now I'm getting an angry lap dance... Brilliant...)
Mark's meltdown about the Christams Turkey is one of the funniest meltdowns ever. Up there with Glenn's from The Thick of It and Simon's from The Inbetweeners when his car slides into the lake.