Helpful ReplyHot!Chill out, it's not Blue Peter

Page: < 12345.. > >> Showing page 2 of 11
Author
Whitey
  • Total Posts : 9258
  • Status: offline
RE: Chill out, it's not Blue Peter 2010/06/30 23:01:29 (permalink)
ORIGINAL: Pikey

There's no quim that likes the party, than the quim down in darty!




("I could say that's all ancient history now. He probably wouldn't like that joke.")

Oh well, that's all ancient history now.


The face he makes after saying this, and the face Mitchell is pulling when he looks back at him for a split second LMFAO.
#31
The D.O.C.
  • Total Posts : 3053
  • Status: offline
RE: Chill out, it's not Blue Peter 2010/06/30 23:06:03 (permalink)
ORIGINAL: Whitey Fisk

ORIGINAL: Pikey

There's no quim that likes the party, than the quim down in darty!




("I could say that's all ancient history now. He probably wouldn't like that joke.")

Oh well, that's all ancient history now.


The face he makes after saying this, and the face Mitchell is pulling when he looks back at him for a split second LMFAO.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXQfU5Jw_bg
#32
⚡ Evade ⚡
  • Total Posts : 7659
  • Status: offline
RE: Chill out, it's not Blue Peter 2010/06/30 23:06:42 (permalink)
"I'm a firestarter. A twisted firestarter!"
#33
Dubtitled
  • Total Posts : 6271
  • Status: offline
RE: Chill out, it's not Blue Peter 2010/07/01 01:38:49 (permalink)
mm sexy neighbour, I could bang her through the wall.

Mark, how thick is wall?

It depends Jeremy.
#34
JUDGEDREDD
  • Total Posts : 9701
  • Status: offline
RE: Chill out, it's not Blue Peter 2010/07/01 08:21:05 (permalink)
ORIGINAL: Titan1043

And then I go and spoil it all by saying something stupid like I like you. I mean, not that. But anyway... I noticed that the paper in the photocopier is running a bit low so... I know it's not really your job but... You know, so... see you tomorrow.



This is good, this is just like watching a porn film, except I can't see anything, I haven't got a hard on, and I want to cry...
#35
Salem77
  • Total Posts : 4463
  • Status: offline
RE: Chill out, it's not Blue Peter 2010/07/01 08:42:54 (permalink)

ORIGINAL: SenorSplooogle

ORIGINAL: Salem77

Whoops missed joke. Stuff creates madmen/whores & skint anyway. nice-one


I never have a fucking clue what you're going on about.

Nor do I. Then again if you had a Crack habit your brain might fucking die also.
#36
Spartacus Mills
  • Total Posts : 10462
  • Status: offline
RE: Chill out, it's not Blue Peter 2010/07/01 09:04:01 (permalink)
What the hell is going on, why haven't you pepper sprayed him?
#37
Scotteo
  • Total Posts : 6225
  • Status: offline
RE: Chill out, it's not Blue Peter 2010/07/01 09:46:27 (permalink)
Oh, what? Oh, 'cause it's a computer you think it's made of spiders webs and magic? It's just a metal box Jez, they're indestructible.
#38
Scotteo
  • Total Posts : 6225
  • Status: offline
RE: Chill out, it's not Blue Peter 2010/07/01 09:53:23 (permalink)
I'm a dirty hobbit and she's a sexy elf so she might be... "Oh! You dirty hobbit. Take off my bodkin and my jerkin." "Oh, yeah... pixie ears. But that sword." What if she was a hobbit slayer? I'd just use my enchanted amulet. "Yeah. Yield to me, hobbit-slayer. You will touch my magic cock."
#39
Syzlack_24
  • Total Posts : 9001
  • Status: offline
RE: Chill out, it's not Blue Peter 2010/07/01 11:00:16 (permalink)
It's probably a war gun


#40
⚡ Evade ⚡
  • Total Posts : 7659
  • Status: offline
RE: Chill out, it's not Blue Peter 2010/07/01 16:49:35 (permalink)

ORIGINAL: Syzlack_23
It's probably a war gun


"Give me gunny!"


Mark: "It wasn't rape, alright? It was just a minor sexual assault. She didn't force anything up my bum, that's why it's not rape."
Jez: "Well... it's not bum-rape, no."
Super Hans: "Never said it was bum-rape, Mark."
#41
Physician
  • Total Posts : 2127
  • Status: offline
RE: Chill out, it's not Blue Peter 2010/07/01 16:54:34 (permalink)
fucking hell, the episode where he stabs jez's grocerys

it's hilarious when you just see the clip, but when you see the whole episode and then see his face and the stabbing oh my god

#42
Syzlack_24
  • Total Posts : 9001
  • Status: offline
RE: Chill out, it's not Blue Peter 2010/07/01 16:59:11 (permalink)


ORIGINAL: Physician

fucking hell, the episode where he stabs jez's grocerys

it's hilarious when you just see the clip, but when you see the whole episode and then see his face and the stabbing oh my god

lol I was in tears the first time I saw that. Bit where he turns to face the camera with this horrible angry gurn on his face
 
Fork my leg
No, too weird
#43
Styx DB
  • Total Posts : 9891
  • Status: offline
RE: Chill out, it's not Blue Peter 2010/07/01 17:09:43 (permalink)
That stays. It's the reason I fell in love with this place. It'll freak em out! WHAT THE FUCK'S A WASHING MACHINE DOING IN A PUB? Jesus, I need a drink.
#44
⚡ Evade ⚡
  • Total Posts : 7659
  • Status: offline
RE: Chill out, it's not Blue Peter 2010/07/01 17:14:24 (permalink)
"How about... 'The Swan & Paedo'?"
#45
Whitey
  • Total Posts : 9258
  • Status: offline
RE: Chill out, it's not Blue Peter 2010/07/01 17:55:06 (permalink)
ORIGINAL: jlzr

ORIGINAL: Whitey Fisk

ORIGINAL: Pikey

There's no quim that likes the party, than the quim down in darty!




("I could say that's all ancient history now. He probably wouldn't like that joke.")

Oh well, that's all ancient history now.


The face he makes after saying this, and the face Mitchell is pulling when he looks back at him for a split second LMFAO.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXQfU5Jw_bg




Too much.
#46
Malism
  • Total Posts : 2888
  • Status: offline
RE: Chill out, it's not Blue Peter 2010/07/01 17:59:31 (permalink)
oh my god its Paddy Ashdown! its Indiana Jones! its Indiana Ashdown!

#47
Malism
  • Total Posts : 2888
  • Status: offline
RE: Chill out, it's not Blue Peter 2010/07/01 18:02:17 (permalink)
Oh, so now we're "working" it's not OK for me to smoke my crack?

Yes! exactly!

Okay, guys, been here for six hours so Im just gonna grab myself a coffee.

Yeah, well if you're going now don't even fucking dream of coming back! *kicks over instruments*

#48
fyan
  • Total Posts : 42038
  • Status: offline
RE: Chill out, it's not Blue Peter 2010/07/01 19:21:08 (permalink)
I go on holiday to Hawaii and there's a plane crash and all of my survivors are women sex therapists on their way to a conference. There's maybe even some male sex therapists. They'd love that wouldn't they? All fucking each other and giving each other tips while I sit on a rock wanking and crying!


I am Mark Corrigan
#49
Syzlack_24
  • Total Posts : 9001
  • Status: offline
RE: Chill out, it's not Blue Peter 2010/07/01 19:22:41 (permalink)
ORIGINAL: nayf

I go on holiday to Hawaii and there's a plane crash and all of my survivors are women sex therapists on their way to a conference. There's maybe even some male sex therapists. They'd love that wouldn't they? All fucking each other and giving each other tips while I sit on a rock wanking and crying!


I am Mark Corrigan

Deja vu
#50
fyan
  • Total Posts : 42038
  • Status: offline
RE: Chill out, it's not Blue Peter 2010/07/01 19:24:51 (permalink)

ORIGINAL: Syzlack_23

ORIGINAL: nayf

I go on holiday to Hawaii and there's a plane crash and all of my survivors are women sex therapists on their way to a conference. There's maybe even some male sex therapists. They'd love that wouldn't they? All fucking each other and giving each other tips while I sit on a rock wanking and crying!


I am Mark Corrigan

Deja vu


Uncanny, come to think of it
#51
fyan
  • Total Posts : 42038
  • Status: offline
RE: Chill out, it's not Blue Peter 2010/07/01 19:45:30 (permalink)
On a number of different levels, this is excellent
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4nIQDn3Amj0&feature=channel
#52
Typo
  • Total Posts : 690
  • Status: offline
RE: Chill out, it's not Blue Peter 2010/07/01 20:41:56 (permalink)
ORIGINAL: nayf

On a number of different levels, this is excellent
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4nIQDn3Amj0&feature=channel


Classic.  "what an idiotic boob I was about 10 or 11 seconds ago" 

Big Suze has got to be the sexiest woman alive.  that arse....
#53
fyan
  • Total Posts : 42038
  • Status: offline
RE: Chill out, it's not Blue Peter 2010/07/01 20:47:05 (permalink)
She's done an art film called love live long where she gets up to all sorts of interesting things.
Nancy's also got her chebs out in some film with kevin bacon in it.



I think I need a hobby that doesn't involve ritual debasement.
#54
DJKAOS
  • Total Posts : 1030
  • Status: offline
RE: Chill out, it's not Blue Peter 2010/07/01 21:33:05 (permalink)

ORIGINAL: 3rd degree

I'm just having a nice, relaxing smoke of crack

doesent make sense and is'nt funny
#55
Physician
  • Total Posts : 2127
  • Status: offline
RE: Chill out, it's not Blue Peter 2010/07/01 21:35:43 (permalink)
channel 4 giving me a ~30 second ad on a 1 minute youtube video


worth it though

#56
Scotteo
  • Total Posts : 6225
  • Status: offline
RE: Chill out, it's not Blue Peter 2010/07/02 08:31:53 (permalink)
Anyone watched that Mitchell and Webb look? Not as hilarious but still has moments of comedy gold.

One of my favourites:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4CQin03MDQ&has_verified=1

Made my missus watch this before the old in out, in out just so I could quote: "Now we know, yes, we know now" mid flow.
#57
⚡ Evade ⚡
  • Total Posts : 7659
  • Status: offline
RE: Chill out, it's not Blue Peter 2010/07/02 08:41:32 (permalink)


ORIGINAL: Scotteo
Made my missus watch this before the old in out, in out just so I could quote: "Now we know, yes, we know now" mid flow.


 You bloody joker!

I found the vast majority of 'That Mitchell & Webb Look' very disappointing but, like you say, it has the occasional moment of genius.
#58
⚡ Evade ⚡
  • Total Posts : 7659
  • Status: offline
RE: Chill out, it's not Blue Peter 2010/07/02 10:57:43 (permalink)
Mmm... women. There they are, walking around. And they've all got them... under their clothes... hiding there. But I know the secret... vaginas.
#59
⚡ Evade ⚡
  • Total Posts : 7659
  • Status: offline
RE: Chill out, it's not Blue Peter 2010/07/05 08:51:37 (permalink)
Super Hans: "Have you read the Big Beat Manifesto lately?"
Jeremy: "Did we write it down?"
Super Hans: "The Big Beat Manifesto goes 'Big Beats are the best, get high all the time'."
Jeremy: "Right... At the time, it felt like a much more all-encompassing philosophy."

#60
Page: < 12345.. > >> Showing page 2 of 11
Jump to:
© 2017 APG vNext Commercial Version 5.0