Re: RE: Chill out, it's not Blue Peter
I suppose you want me to sit here, yeah? Well how about if I go and stand over here instead? Do you think you can handle that?
So I suppose I can say anything in here. That's the whole idea, right? I can call you a dickhead if I want, yeah? Got a big dick for you head.
Is he going to get me sectioned? I hope he doesn't have a secret sectioning button under there.
So what do you want me to do? Pull down my pants and fertilise the plants? Oh, you'd love that, wouldn't you? Yeah, then you'd have a real "patient" on your hands. More "mental millions" for you high interest account or ISA or shared portfolio or to spend on your wife or your boyfriend, chowing down on Aberdeen Angus steak from your Volkswagen Passat. That's right, Kimosabi, I've got your number! Yeah, doesn't feel very nice when the searchlight is turned on the searchlight operator. Hmm? Yeah? Pal?
How about if I just pulled my knob out and started wanking? Yeah? Oh, you'd love that, wouldn't you? My gonads out, one ball dangling in front of each eye. That's your dream, yeah?
WELL I'M NOT GOING TO!
Would you like a glass of water?