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Re: RE: Chill out, it's not Blue Peter 2017/08/02 14:21:05 (permalink)
Maybe a tattoo on my chest but of my face... Yeah, double me. Feel it!


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Re: RE: Chill out, it's not Blue Peter 2017/08/03 20:59:31 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby ⚡ Evade ⚡ 2017/08/12 10:10:46
Of course it'll be a boy, and he'll be just like me. It'll be like going through it all again, the PE hell, the stolen packed lunch, having to do a little dance and sing "I'm a gaylord" to the tune of 'Like a Virgin', although obviously the tune will be different in 11 years time.
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Re: RE: Chill out, it's not Blue Peter 2017/08/11 19:33:54 (permalink)
People saw terrible things in the war, they didn't go on about them. They had a cup of tea and invented the NHS
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Re: RE: Chill out, it's not Blue Peter 2017/10/05 18:19:00 (permalink)

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Re: RE: Chill out, it's not Blue Peter 2017/10/05 18:23:25 (permalink)
whats all this strawberry? and my yogurt. jez, whats happened to my muller?
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Re: RE: Chill out, it's not Blue Peter 2017/10/06 00:18:47 (permalink)
I suppose you want me to sit here, yeah? Well how about if I go and stand over here instead? Do you think you can handle that?
So I suppose I can say anything in here. That's the whole idea, right? I can call you a dickhead if I want, yeah? Got a big dick for you head. 
Is he going to get me sectioned? I hope he doesn't have a secret sectioning button under there.
So what do you want me to do? Pull down my pants and fertilise the plants? Oh, you'd love that, wouldn't you? Yeah, then you'd have a real "patient" on your hands. More "mental millions" for you high interest account or ISA or shared portfolio or to spend on your wife or your boyfriend, chowing down on Aberdeen Angus steak from your Volkswagen Passat. That's right, Kimosabi, I've got your number! Yeah, doesn't feel very nice when the searchlight is turned on the searchlight operator. Hmm? Yeah? Pal?
How about if I just pulled my knob out and started wanking? Yeah? Oh, you'd love that, wouldn't you? My gonads out, one ball dangling in front of each eye. That's your dream, yeah?
WELL I'M NOT GOING TO!

Would you like a glass of water?

Yes Please.


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Re: RE: Chill out, it's not Blue Peter 2017/10/10 21:23:07 (permalink)
Yes, I got rizla papers. Normal, I refuse to buy 'king skins', it's like asking to buy a hypodermic needle.


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Re: RE: Chill out, it's not Blue Peter 2017/10/10 22:05:56 (permalink)
Mate of mine is learning to drive for when his Mrs drops their first in a few months.

I sent this to him but it didn't go down at all well:

https://youtu.be/3P8nt6pSL3g
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Re: RE: Chill out, it's not Blue Peter 2017/10/11 02:14:01 (permalink)
LOL. Olivia Colman is such a great actress
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Re: RE: Chill out, it's not Blue Peter 2017/10/13 21:49:08 (permalink)
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Re: RE: Chill out, it's not Blue Peter 2017/11/12 21:17:19 (permalink)
'Tonight's the night.
Sophie's actually coming over.
For some work! 'I don't think there'll be much work - except sex......."work"! 'Don't think of it like work! 'Fish pie then missionary sex, and Newsnight afterwards.
Classic! '
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Re: RE: Chill out, it's not Blue Peter 2017/11/13 08:19:50 (permalink)
Nearly coming to the end of watching all of this.
 
Having consumed 8 series of peep show in a little over a week its beginning to mess with my head.
 
"Lets brew this thing" is the funniest thing I've seen in ages; still makes me laugh thinking about it. 
Every bit with SuperHans is absolute gold too. 

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Re: RE: Chill out, it's not Blue Peter 2017/11/16 21:30:52 (permalink)
Did the right thing there... Pretty sure. Don't listen to your heart, that's what no-one tells you but that's probably the real, grown-up truth.


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