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Jobby
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2008/05/17 17:46:23 (permalink)

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Yes I know it's been done before but this particular guy gets me very angry:

Dale is d birthday boy. hungova but lets do it all again in SOLIHULL. i got cool runnings on dvd. buzzin. jamaica we av a bobsleigh team.11:11am


Dale woke up and saw adam on the sofa in me room. madness. lifes mint.1:12pm


Dale is d birthday boy.3.17pm


Dale has gotta get his head 2 getha 4 2nite.4:48pm


These were all done today and yesterday there was 4 or 5 more about today and he usually has to put

life is mint


or

how good is life?


on the end of what he writes as if to self assure himself that his life is actually great. I don't know why I get so angry about things like this (enough to make a thread anyway) but I really do, am I just a grumpy bastard?

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Hunchbak
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RE: Facebook status 2008/05/17 17:48:30 (permalink)
Dale iz convincin ova peeps dat his life is more mint than it is innit m8
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DEEVS
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RE: Facebook status 2008/05/17 17:49:15 (permalink)
DALE IS GAY 5.53pm




GAME OVER MAN!!!
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Cunt
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RE: Facebook status 2008/05/17 17:49:32 (permalink)
he uses the internet to cover up his real life misfortunes.
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Jobby
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RE: Facebook status 2008/05/17 17:49:44 (permalink)
I was stringent when I set up my account about who I accepted as a friend. Recently my standards have slipped and I just get annoyed whenever I'm on it now. 

IT'S HIS FUCKING BIRTHDAY AND HE'S SAT ON FACEBOOK 
post edited by Jobby - 2008/05/17 17:51:18

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LizSTARRRR
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RE: Facebook status 2008/05/17 17:51:02 (permalink)
geeks

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Fools Errand
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RE: Facebook status 2008/05/17 17:51:22 (permalink)
I have a bird who does this every 10 mins just go everyone knows whats going on in her life, she is also the cunt who keeps sending me 10 addons a day and also has about 250+ on hers....fuck i wanna punch her.
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DEEVS
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RE: Facebook status 2008/05/17 17:52:19 (permalink)

ORIGINAL: Jobby

I was stringent when I set up my account about who I accepted as a friend. Recently my standards have slipped and I just get annoyed whenever I'm on it now. 

IT'S HIS FUCKING BIRTHDAY AND HE'S SAT ON FACEBOOK 


its his birthday and you are on the forum, why arnt you partying with him.

you, him, facebook


AWOOOOOGA




GAME OVER MAN!!!
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inspector_horse
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RE: Facebook status 2008/05/17 17:53:00 (permalink)
good night up solihull is laughable on its own

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Sanchez.
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RE: Facebook status 2008/05/17 17:54:48 (permalink)
dale is a cool name

I'm Jekyll

soundcloud.com/drjekyll
myspace.com/jekyllandhydedj
www.diffrentmusic.com
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Jobby
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RE: Facebook status 2008/05/17 17:56:09 (permalink)
ORIGINAL: DEEVS

ORIGINAL: Jobby

I was stringent when I set up my account about who I accepted as a friend. Recently my standards have slipped and I just get annoyed whenever I'm on it now. 

IT'S HIS FUCKING BIRTHDAY AND HE'S SAT ON FACEBOOK 


its his birthday and you are on the forum, why arnt you partying with him.

you, him, facebook


AWOOOOOGA


He's a lad from school, not seen him for about 6 years. After reading about how great his life is daily I'm glad I don't know him anymore or I would just feel insignificant and probably suicide myself.

@Lizstarrrr he isn't a geek, or he wasn't in school anyway and I can't see how much would have changed for him

@ Inspector, you know that. So many things annoy me about people I went to school with.



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NEGUS
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RE: Facebook status 2008/05/17 17:56:58 (permalink)
Scheme Bounce
is doing mundane every day shit. wow!



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Jobby
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RE: Facebook status 2008/05/17 17:58:30 (permalink)
ORIGINAL: scheme

Scheme Bounce
is doing mundane every day shit. wow!






LOL

Over the top irony may save me from going insane. From what you've seen of Dale, do you think Dale will be clever enough to pick up on it?

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RE: Facebook status 2008/05/17 17:59:22 (permalink)
ORIGINAL: Fools Errand

I have a bird who does this every 10 mins just go everyone knows whats going on in her life, she is also the cunt who keeps sending me 10 addons a day and also has about 250+ on hers....fuck i wanna punch her.


agreed i got some girl on mine who is at present is tryin to tell everyone how good her new house is and how supportive her "hubby" is being

fuck off you cunt!


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X NATION
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RE: Facebook status 2008/05/17 18:01:44 (permalink)
only complete cunts bother using that thing at all imo
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seb4213
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RE: Facebook status 2008/05/17 18:02:56 (permalink)
I hate attention seeking whores who use their status to say something to ONE person.

like:

Lisa wants to know where she stands.

Sally has had enough of you, yes you know why.

Know I dont as I don't know who the fuck your talking too!! lol

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Jobby
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RE: Facebook status 2008/05/17 18:04:02 (permalink)
ORIGINAL: seb4213

I hate attention seeking whores who use their status to say something to ONE person.

like:

Lisa wants to know where she stands.

Sally has had enough of you, yes you know why.

Know I dont as I don't know who the fuck your talking too!! lol


Ahhh yes the classic putting a message for everyone to see that makes sense to only a handful of people = UBER COOL IN THE GANG

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LHC
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RE: Facebook status 2008/05/17 18:04:27 (permalink)
My friends aren't shit.
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Buck Fuddy
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RE: Facebook status 2008/05/17 18:04:43 (permalink)
Can you not just delete him ?

I dont mean from Facebook but from life in general ?
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tenbellys
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RE: Facebook status 2008/05/17 18:07:09 (permalink)
I've got 140 odd requests for applications on facebook, 15 odd group invites etc.

You have a Pimp Slap request.
You have a Wrestling invitation.
You have a Who Is Your Celebrit request.
You have a What Girl Suites You request.
You have a Love invitation.

Someone dyed their hair OMGWTFLOLBBZLMFALO!1!1!1111

blah is at work... call the U.N!

Was good at first but now its just a spam riddled load of shite
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Jobby
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RE: Facebook status 2008/05/17 18:07:45 (permalink)
ORIGINAL: Mr Sketch

Can you not just delete him ?

I dont mean from Facebook but from life in general ?


I don't even live anywhere near my school mates anymore thankfully. I can't imagine if I had to live with the anticipation of having a banging night out in Solihull on such a special occassion as a birthday. I would surely wet myslef perpetually.

Although I never went out in Solihull when I was there anyway actually Why would you bother when you can go to Brum? Even Cov or Leamington's better

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RE: Facebook status 2008/05/17 18:09:40 (permalink)
ORIGINAL: inspector_horse

good night up solihull is laughable on its own


That's exactly what I was thinking.

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Jobby
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RE: Facebook status 2008/05/17 18:14:32 (permalink)
ORIGINAL: Genoid

People like dale are the reason i dont go to solihull anymore, full of dickheads from school that i have nothing to say to and seem to think Rosies is the best club ever.


Ha ha, well said mate

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RE: Facebook status 2008/05/17 18:37:07 (permalink)
yeah 2birds i live with from solihull go on about rosies all the time, reckon they gonna take me there. its were all the cool people hang out. and some social snooker club where everyone hangs out. gay. or is it good lol ?
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Jobby
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RE: Facebook status 2008/05/17 18:38:02 (permalink)
ORIGINAL: mowglee

yeah 2birds i live with from solihull go on about rosies all the time, reckon they gonna take me there. its were all the cool people hang out. and some social snooker club where everyone hangs out. gay. or is it good lol ?


Cool people definitely do not 'hang out' at Rosies.

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Mr Beige
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RE: Facebook status 2008/05/17 19:07:20 (permalink)
facebook should be banned
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Hunchbak
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RE: Facebook status 2008/05/17 19:08:52 (permalink)


ORIGINAL: **gutlessrhyme**

facebook should be banned

 
Yeah. All these 'oh im so outgoing & loveable' types when in reality they are all cunts
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RE: Facebook status 2008/05/17 19:11:25 (permalink)

ORIGINAL: Genoid

The use of 'woop woop' by anyone makes me want to smash something.


And girls who put 'xxxxx' at the end of their status for no apparant reason.
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RE: Facebook status 2008/05/17 19:15:13 (permalink)
ORIGINAL: Cinq

ORIGINAL: Genoid

The use of 'woop woop' by anyone makes me want to smash something.


And girls who put 'xxxxx' at the end of their status for no apparant reason.


And anyone with a sig pic with a drink in their hand - 'look at me, I drink booze, I'm mad I am, LOLOLOLOLOL!'
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RE: Facebook status 2008/05/17 19:15:27 (permalink)
Dena  ♥.♥..is home from work, n just loves princess dresses, best job ever!!!!♥.♥.


perish
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