Polish builder sacked for humping hoover

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2008/03/03 13:48:07 (permalink)

Polish builder sacked for humping hoover

Polish builder sacked for humping hoover
A Polish building contractor working at London's Great Ormond Street Children's Hospital was given his marching orders after a security guard caught him having sex with a Henry Hoover, the Sun reports.
The unnamed perv was supposed to be locking up the site, at hospital admin offices, but was instead discovered in the staff canteen "naked and on his knees with the smiling cleaner".
The "horrified" guard told the chap to "clean himself and the hoover", then ejected him from the premises. The unnamed vacuum-molestor later told his bosses he was actually cleaning his underwear, describing this habit as "a common practice in Poland".
His employer, HG Construction, was having none of it. The company said: "That behaviour is not acceptable, though it gave a few people a laugh." ®
Click here for the comments from readers. Very funny!!!http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/03/03/hoover_incident/comments/#c_168798

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    Doubt
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    RE: Polish builder sacked for humping hoover 2008/03/03 13:59:03 (permalink)
    Must admit, Henry is looking BUFF in that photo.
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    wiseacre
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    RE: Polish builder sacked for humping hoover 2008/03/03 14:01:15 (permalink)
    they come over here, take our jerbs & now they take our partners too! send em back!

    no
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    trippleX
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    RE: Polish builder sacked for humping hoover 2008/03/03 14:16:06 (permalink)


    ORIGINAL: wiseacre

    they come over here, take our jerbs & now they take our partners too! send em back!

    lol @ them taking our jerbs

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    Doubt
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    RE: Polish builder sacked for humping hoover 2008/03/03 14:21:46 (permalink)
    ORIGINAL: trippleX

    ORIGINAL: wiseacre

    they come over here, take our jerbs & now they take our partners too! send em back!

    lol @ them taking our jerbs


    Taking our Jerbs and raping our Henry's is unacceptable imo
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    motownjive
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    RE: Polish builder sacked for humping hoover 2008/03/03 14:44:01 (permalink)
     i know some polish geezer called lucas who got caught at a party beating off over some birds posing photos on her phone upstairs with a sex line on loud speaker!!
    Still makes me piss myself when i think about it
    the phone bill was £70 or sowt 2!



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    PrincessG
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    RE: Polish builder sacked for humping hoover 2008/03/03 14:47:27 (permalink)
    poor henry!
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    MF182
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    RE: Polish builder sacked for humping hoover 2008/03/03 14:47:39 (permalink)
    They've even been eating the swans down at my local lake!
     
    They took our jerbs!!! !




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    teeazee
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    RE: Polish builder sacked for humping hoover 2008/03/03 14:50:51 (permalink)
    Check out the story in The Sun, they've got a picture of Henry before and after the 'assualt', well funny.
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    Number10
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    RE: Polish builder sacked for humping hoover 2008/03/03 16:40:37 (permalink)
    The "horrified" guard told the chap to "clean himself and the hoover"
     
    Jokes! - do you reckon he used the hoover to do it.
     
    @wiseacre - that guy in your Sig is jokes remember seeing him get thrown out of Movement a while back and trying breeze back in and getting clotheslined by the bouncers. Legend


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    zeal
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    RE: Polish builder sacked for humping hoover 2008/03/03 16:44:30 (permalink)


    ORIGINAL: Doubt

    Must admit, Henry is looking BUFF in that photo.

     
    hahahahahaha
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    RE: Polish builder sacked for humping hoover 2008/03/31 14:52:08 (permalink)


    ORIGINAL: Doubt

    Must admit, Henry is looking BUFF in that photo.

     

     
    Indeed...
     
    All about the yellow mrs henry thou
     


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    Primer
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    RE: Polish builder sacked for humping hoover 2008/03/31 15:01:18 (permalink)


    ORIGINAL: Original-Nuttah

    ORIGINAL: Doubt

    Must admit, Henry is looking BUFF in that photo.




    Indeed...

    All about the yellow mrs henry thou


     
    ive got a semi

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    MF182
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    RE: Polish builder sacked for humping hoover 2008/03/31 15:03:17 (permalink)
    My penis is erect.


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    Original-Nuttah
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    RE: Polish builder sacked for humping hoover 2008/03/31 15:06:39 (permalink)


    ORIGINAL: Primer

    ORIGINAL: Original-Nuttah

    ORIGINAL: Doubt

    Must admit, Henry is looking BUFF in that photo.




    Indeed...

    All about the yellow mrs henry thou



    ive got a semi

     
    Them innocent eyes get me everytime


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    DEEVS
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    RE: Polish builder sacked for humping hoover 2008/03/31 15:06:57 (permalink)
    lol

    if i was to make love to a hover Henry would get it each and every time




    GAME OVER MAN!!!
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    judayer
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    RE: Polish builder sacked for humping hoover 2008/03/31 15:31:36 (permalink)
    haha thats just random...but sexy

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    Munkeh
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    RE: Polish builder sacked for humping hoover 2008/03/31 15:34:41 (permalink)
    Its all about Hetty...
     



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    Munkeh
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    RE: Polish builder sacked for humping hoover 2008/03/31 15:36:00 (permalink)


    Oh and don't forget George!!


     
    Look at georges hose, it looks like it can do some powerful sucking!!
    post edited by Munkeh - 2008/03/31 15:37:36
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    Willfunk
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    RE: Polish builder sacked for humping hoover 2008/03/31 15:37:20 (permalink)
    ORIGINAL: Munkeh

    Its all about Hetty...





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    Original-Nuttah
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    RE: Polish builder sacked for humping hoover 2008/03/31 15:37:35 (permalink)


    ORIGINAL: Munkeh

    Its all about Hetty...



     
    Oh my... im in love


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    Kiri
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    RE: Polish builder sacked for humping hoover 2008/03/31 15:40:31 (permalink)


    ORIGINAL: Doubt
    Taking our Jerbs and raping our Henry's is unacceptable imo

    Lmfao.
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    vamos
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    RE: Polish builder sacked for humping hoover 2008/03/31 15:43:08 (permalink)
    cleaning his underwear! brilliant excuse.
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    MF182
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    RE: Polish builder sacked for humping hoover 2008/03/31 15:48:28 (permalink)
    I'd love to do Hetty up her shoot.


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    BX1000
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    RE: Polish builder sacked for humping hoover 2008/03/31 16:03:27 (permalink)
    The little slut, he told me he was at home in my cupboard. 

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    spils
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    RE: Polish builder sacked for humping hoover 2008/03/31 16:13:01 (permalink)
    This is illegal?? puts hoover down

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