Wanting to go and watch the football down the pub tonight but can't cos my mate wants to watch it with his gf, therefore they can't leave the house as they'll have no babysitter. Meaning we all have to pile in round his house and watch it.
On the plus side I suppose we can play fifa before the game
Wants to watch football with girlfriend? What a cunt
Init. I've spent the last few days making it clear to my girlfriend that I will be going out to watch the football, and will probably come home late and drunk. She can watch Eastenders in peace.
Now I can't even drink as I'll have to drive to my mates house! I swear his bird doesn't even like football!
"Yeah hold on mate... just putting on my eating t shirt"
LOL
I know what its like but I tend to always eat at the table / take care. I do know people who cannot stop getting food all over them no matter what they try. The second the put a new top on its covered in pasta / noodles or something seconds into it. I dont know how they do it.
my life was nearly curtailed a few years back on westminster bridgein the rain surrounded by japanese tourists with umbrellas. After copping one in the face and tripping over an errant japanese child, i found myself being photographed lying on the floor in the rain by said japanese tourists, with said child and friends pointing and laughing at the giant ginger gulliver sprawled over a london landmark. 6ft6/7 - peak times
Sitting in a&e for 4 hours listening to women talk about constipation, oh and seeing people actually stand up to try and get a look at some old guy being rushed in who'd had a heart attack.
Only having one guy ahead of you in the queue of an otherwise empty kfc only for him to place an order that takes about 10 minutes. Then eventually when sitting down to eat someone walking in that is so disgusting they actually put me off my food.