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Re: RE: PORN 2018/02/10 15:57:17 (permalink)
willfunk
Daz, you and your immediate family keep getting sex wrong


L out F L

😂😂😂


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LHC
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Re: RE: PORN 2018/02/10 18:18:57 (permalink)
dazdsb
LHC
Has anyone here ever used a fleshlight? Asking for a friend.

It could up post sesh depravity by 20-30% imo



tell your friend that using one is fun at first but the excitement soon wears off and eventually cleaning your cum out of a fake rubber pussy and leaving it to try on the bathroom window is some next level self-loathing feels.
 
it's not a fleshlight but a tenga flip-hole that I own my friend has. it's somewhat similar, I believe he says. 
 

 
 

LOL thanks for the advice . I'll tell my friend to tell me what you just said
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Re: RE: PORN 2018/02/11 02:34:42 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby Will Mac 2018/02/11 22:06:10
dazd*b
 
cleaning your cum out of a fake rubber pussy and leaving it to try on the bathroom window




post edited by Whitey - 2018/02/13 03:32:54

CTRL + ALT + WHITEY
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wiseacre
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Re: RE: PORN 2018/02/11 09:10:49 (permalink)
Just put it in the dishwasher

no
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Re: RE: PORN 2018/02/11 11:25:21 (permalink)

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Re: RE: PORN 2018/02/11 22:06:58 (permalink)
Whitey Fisk
dazd*b
 
cleaning your cum out of a fake rubber pussy and leaving it to try on the bathroom window






I am in bits at that picture
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Shiverman
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Re: RE: PORN 2018/02/12 11:09:53 (permalink)
Doesn't work for me?
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Re: RE: PORN 2018/02/12 11:20:45 (permalink)
Shiverman
Doesn't work for me?




Your fleshlight?
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Re: RE: PORN 2018/02/12 11:23:55 (permalink)
Wahay!
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Re: RE: PORN 2018/02/12 14:07:37 (permalink)
wiseacre
Just put it in the dishwasher



Just no
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Re: RE: PORN 2018/02/12 15:16:31 (permalink)
Quick fleshlight in the dishwasher question
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Re: RE: PORN 2018/02/12 17:13:26 (permalink)
OEM
Out of everyone that has ever signed up to this forum and posted, you have been corrupted the worst.



Lol
 
I don't think it's even corruption though. He's coped with years of relentless spousal abuse while the rest of us have been living life. He was bound to snap and do a Lester Nygaard, now he's shovelling gram after gram of pureo up his hooter on the daily. He's just a late bloomer in the realm of feels. I for one am happy to aide Gutless on his quest. 
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Re: RE: PORN 2018/02/12 17:45:20 (permalink)
Thanks for the kind words Ankle. Thankle
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Re: RE: PORN 2018/02/12 18:11:55 (permalink)
Lol

Gwarn Sir Gutless x
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Re: RE: PORN 2018/02/13 01:42:34 (permalink)
I even hug mine in bed after I've made it feel like a real woman.
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Re: RE: PORN 2018/02/13 08:17:25 (permalink)
Who's going to be the first to get the fuckbot 3000 tho
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Re: RE: PORN 2018/02/13 10:04:21 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby Ankle 2018/02/13 14:52:16
JUDGEDREDD
Who's going to be the first to get the fuckbot 3000 tho


Forget the sex robot
Buy an orange
??????
PROFIT
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Re: RE: PORN 2018/02/14 00:48:09 (permalink)
Whitey Fisk
dazd*b
 
cleaning your cum out of a fake rubber pussy and leaving it to try on the bathroom window








My little girl isnt well and has fell asleep on my bed before. Shes just coughed, sat bolt upright and pointed at this pic and is now shouting "CATS CATS CATS" and the missus woke up, covered her eyes and told her Daddies website isnt something she should be looking at. 
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