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wiseacre
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Re: RE: Post up stupid emails sent round your workplace 2017/08/16 08:20:01 (permalink)
a real doozy sent round the entire 400 person office this morning:
 
Almost 3 months ago I had a baby. There was a card and collection sent round whilst I was on paternity leave but it would appear to have been lost by someone. If you received this card please could you double check that it isn’t on your desk or in your locker. I’m not really bothered about the card or collection anymore as frankly the lack of any impetus to sort it out by others has soured the gesture. It’s more a case of the kind and generous people who contributed to it being insulted by their hard earned money being lost in the ether 
 
 

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Geordie007
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Re: RE: Post up stupid emails sent round your workplace 2017/08/16 08:28:05 (permalink)
how much did you have away with?
wiseacre
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Re: RE: Post up stupid emails sent round your workplace 2017/08/16 08:31:03 (permalink)
£3.50. everyone hates him.
 
no idea who he is

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Re: RE: Post up stupid emails sent round your workplace 2017/08/16 09:01:36 (permalink)
lol
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Re: RE: Post up stupid emails sent round your workplace 2017/08/16 10:16:37 (permalink)
wiseacre
a real doozy sent round the entire 400 person office this morning:
 
Almost 3 months ago I had a baby. There was a card and collection sent round whilst I was on paternity leave but it would appear to have been lost by someone. If you received this card please could you double check that it isn’t on your desk or in your locker. I’m not really bothered about the card or collection anymore as frankly the lack of any impetus to sort it out by others has soured the gesture. It’s more a case of the kind and generous people who contributed to it being insulted by their hard earned money being lost in the ether 
 
 




 
Wow
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Re: RE: Post up stupid emails sent round your workplace 2017/08/16 10:17:52 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby Syzlack_24 2017/08/16 10:46:14
LOL anyone would think he pushed it out of his own weathered pelvis


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Re: RE: Post up stupid emails sent round your workplace 2017/08/16 10:23:02 (permalink)

wiseacre
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Re: RE: Post up stupid emails sent round your workplace 2017/08/16 10:26:10 (permalink)
tbf he probably formulated it whilst extremely sleep deprived.

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Re: RE: Post up stupid emails sent round your workplace 2017/08/16 10:30:47 (permalink)
We've got a casual departmental email list and recently someone has been trying to offload absolute shite on it. The other day she was trying to sell a really worn paper back book for £5 and today she's trying to sell a Jamie Oliver branded mug for £5 
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Re: RE: Post up stupid emails sent round your workplace 2017/08/16 10:37:18 (permalink)
A while back we had a client dispute to sort out and my manager just before he left for holiday lumped it on me to sort out.

"I'm keen to find out the delta between what we received and what the business actually needed"

Pretty furious at the word delta I just left it till he got back
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Re: RE: Post up stupid emails sent round your workplace 2017/08/16 10:43:37 (permalink)
I've got an overwhelming urge to kick the living shit out of Mr 'Delta', what an absolute bell piece. 
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Re: RE: Post up stupid emails sent round your workplace 2017/08/16 10:43:40 (permalink)
wiseacre
a real doozy sent round the entire 400 person office this morning:
 
Almost 3 months ago I had a baby. There was a card and collection sent round whilst I was on paternity leave but it would appear to have been lost by someone. If you received this card please could you double check that it isn’t on your desk or in your locker. I’m not really bothered about the card or collection anymore as frankly the lack of any impetus to sort it out by others has soured the gesture. It’s more a case of the kind and generous people who contributed to it being insulted by their hard earned money being lost in the ether 
 
 


Fuck me 🙈

Jungle Dave
LOL anyone would think he pushed it out of his own weathered pelvis


For rizzle 😂 What a shame this person has procreated. 
post edited by Booberella - 2017/08/16 10:54:57
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Re: RE: Post up stupid emails sent round your workplace 2017/08/16 16:16:07 (permalink)
I'm sure everyone has been aware of recent events at the Grenfell Tower in London, therefore management has decided to have all electrical appliances PAT tested annually instead of every 3 years as is the norm. As a gesture of goodwill to staff affected by the recent holiday changes, management have decided that any electrical appliances staff have brought from home can be PAT tested out of the place where Rudiger works budget. Items must be left on the table outside the IT office. Anything too heavy to move ie fridges, please email the technician.
 
 
 
The holiday changes refer to days when our place is shut when the schools are on holidays. We always got them off paid but management have decided to have us all in despite theres nothing for us to do and management have decided they dont need to come in. BUT THANKS FOR TESTING MY KETTLE WONT BLOW UP!
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Re: RE: Post up stupid emails sent round your workplace 2017/09/04 10:49:22 (permalink)
Mate just got sent this as an out of office



What time is it? Summertime! It’s our vacation! We’re all going on a summer holiday (don’t worry, just ____ and ____!). No more working for a week or two (two exactly). We’ll be enjoying summer nights in Spain. Tell me more, tell me more! Alright, we’ll be away from 31st July and back in the office on August 14th. Whoah! We're Going To Granada! Whoah! In the Mediterranean sea! We’ll respond to you as soon as we can when we’re back for good! In the meantime... Holiday! Celebrate!

Have a nice day!

dotarr
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Re: RE: Post up stupid emails sent round your workplace 2017/09/04 10:59:07 (permalink)
I'd hope someone like that never came back.
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Re: RE: Post up stupid emails sent round your workplace 2017/09/04 11:00:45 (permalink)
That is very upsetting to me
dotarr
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Re: RE: Post up stupid emails sent round your workplace 2017/09/04 11:11:54 (permalink)
Doing curt out of offices is a mttpm when going away. I always like to draw for 'your email has not been forwarded' to point out how little I care about what goes on during my time off.
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Re: RE: Post up stupid emails sent round your workplace 2017/09/04 11:12:47 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby Syzlack_24 2017/09/04 11:14:36
In my beautiful vision of the future, that cunt would be allowed his 2 week holiday, but would then spend the rest of his days in a concentration camp.
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Re: RE: Post up stupid emails sent round your workplace 2017/09/04 11:15:46 (permalink)
They'd be getting signed up to all sorts of spam for that
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Re: RE: Post up stupid emails sent round your workplace 2017/09/04 11:17:01 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby sectionate 2017/09/30 16:21:46
What time is it? Gulag time!
Whoah! We're going to work down a gold mine!
Whoah! With dysentery!
dotarr
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Re: RE: Post up stupid emails sent round your workplace 2017/09/04 11:17:26 (permalink)
LHC
In my beautiful vision of the future, that cunt would be allowed his 2 week holiday, but would then spend the rest of his days in a concentration camp.

 I approve.
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Re: RE: Post up stupid emails sent round your workplace 2017/09/04 11:42:57 (permalink)
Fucking hell. I hope they come back with depression. And the shits.

Daniel Snakeman
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Re: RE: Post up stupid emails sent round your workplace 2017/09/26 13:47:18 (permalink)
My man does it again
 
Waffle:
 
Following a fantastic Summer of Waheyside Sessions; the Waheyside Social Committee cordially invites you to the final episode of the series which ties in nicely with our last-hurrah and final-farewell to West Ferry Circus.
 
Lovely Lindsey has inadvertently dictated the date and session start time (Friday 6th October @ 14:00) which meets with all of our approvals and ensures an afternoon of much merriment and mayhem running into the weekend.
 
Headline Details:
 
Latch-lifters in 28 west @ 14:00 (where else?) followed by happy-hour voodoo wings, pitchers & cocktails in the Big Easy @ 16:00 followed by dancing off into the night.
 
Guest List:
 
Please cascade this invite far and wide to all and sundry that have ever passed through the WFC revolving doors – old faces, new faces, borrowed faces & blue faces – The more merrier.
 
Carrot Dangler:
 
Whilst carrot dangling is wholly unnecessary for an occasion of such magnitude; we have been reliably informed that some generous souls may well be laying on some voodoo wings and tings for the squad. Moist. x
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Re: RE: Post up stupid emails sent round your workplace 2017/09/26 13:49:28 (permalink)
He's definitely moist alright


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Re: RE: Post up stupid emails sent round your workplace 2017/09/26 13:57:59 (permalink)
Dangly carrot man
dotarr
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Re: RE: Post up stupid emails sent round your workplace 2017/09/26 14:00:17 (permalink)
Snakey
Waheyside

 
Grave. Now.
Shiverman
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Re: RE: Post up stupid emails sent round your workplace 2017/09/26 14:01:55 (permalink)
That's actually made me quite angry
gutlessrhyme
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Re: RE: Post up stupid emails sent round your workplace 2017/09/26 14:04:07 (permalink)
Tell us some more about
Lovely Lindsey


Daniel Snakeman
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Re: RE: Post up stupid emails sent round your workplace 2017/09/26 14:10:55 (permalink)
Lovely Lindsey is a rotund woman with an east London accent. Mid 50s I would guess. Perfectly pleasant, and I'm certain she would think the sender of the email is an utter bellend.
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Re: RE: Post up stupid emails sent round your workplace 2017/09/26 14:21:17 (permalink)
Pray tell who this is 
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