Hello? Is this... GBM? Er, yeah. I read in the personals that you were seeking a soulmate. Well, I also like rainy days and movies. Uh-huh... Er, no I don't like that... Or that...
Simpson, eh? Well, invite him to the club. I may finally have a challenge in golf. I haven't lost a game since I let Richard Nixon win during his beleagured second term.
That was very thoughtful of you, sir.
Oh, he just looked so forlorn, Smithers, with his "Ohhh, I can't go to prison Monty, they'll eat me alive". Say, I wonder if this Homer Nixon is any relation.
Unlikely sir, they spell and pronounce their names differently.