RE: I can be VERY persuasive

Yep, General Sherman. They say he's five hundred pounds of bottom-dwelling fury, don't you know. No one knows how old he is, but if you ask me, and most people do, he's hundred years if he's a day.

And, uh, no one's ever caught him?

Well, one fella came close. Went by the name of Homer. Seven feet tall he was, with arms like tree trunks. His eyes were like steel: cold, hard. Had a shock of hair, red, like the fires of Hell.

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RE: I can be VERY persuasive - 15/4/2012 5:25:45 PM

JUDGEDREDD

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The only monster here is the gambling monster that has enslaved your mother! I call him Gamblor, and it's time to snatch your mother from his neon claws!

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RE: I can be VERY persuasive - 15/4/2012 7:21:27 PM

Shiverman

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quote:

ORIGINAL: JUDGEDREDD

The only monster here is the gambling monster that has enslaved your mother! I call him Gamblor, and it's time to snatch your mother from his neon claws!

LISA: There's nothing to eat for breakfast.
HOMER: You gotta improvise, Lisa: [mixing ingredients] cloves ... Tom Collins mix ... frozen pie crust ...
LISA: Maybe mom just doesn't realize we miss her. We could go down to the casino and let her know ...
HOMER: Oh come on, Lisa, there's no reason to [takes bite] ... let's go see mom.

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RE: I can be VERY persuasive - 17/4/2012 4:42:53 AM

Whitey Fisk

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See? This is why I don't talk much.

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RE: I can be VERY persuasive - 17/4/2012 12:30:53 PM

B.D.
Tim Reaper (Shoe on head)

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RE: I can be VERY persuasive - 17/4/2012 1:59:13 PM

DJModus

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The best cameo in anything ever:
"'AAy! Wait a minute, hold on here! This bandstand wasn't double-bolted!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-oDWblIDbI

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RE: I can be VERY persuasive - 17/4/2012 3:55:44 PM

MadameChaos

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< Message edited by MadameChaos -- 17/4/2012 4:12:51 PM >

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RE: I can be VERY persuasive - 17/4/2012 4:45:50 PM

BrockLessChompster

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quote:

ORIGINAL: MadameChaos

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RE: I can be VERY persuasive - 17/4/2012 7:03:18 PM

Law

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The buttons look like they're sewn on to my eyes, but they're really held on with hot wax

< Message edited by Law -- 17/4/2012 7:05:03 PM >

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RE: I can be VERY persuasive - 17/4/2012 7:08:23 PM

Law

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Artie Artie Artie Artie Artie Artie Artie Artie Artie Ziff Ziff Ziff Ziff Ziff Ziff Ziff Ziff Ziff

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RE: I can be VERY persuasive - 17/4/2012 11:15:05 PM

JaZ517

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"I'm alive... I'M ALIVE! And I owe it all to this feisty feline!"

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RE: I can be VERY persuasive - 18/4/2012 1:02:01 AM

3rd degree
gurns...

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Salesman: Folks, how often have you opened your morning paper, only to have the rubber band fly off and hit you right in the eye?

Marge: Never but it's my number one concern.

Salesman:Well with the Omnigogs system, those worries are a thing of the past. *Opens paper, rubber band hits him in the eye.* I'm alright folks... thanks to my Omnigogs!

*CHEERS!*

It's a little late for Lenny.

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RE: I can be VERY persuasive - 18/4/2012 1:20:43 AM

WiffleBat

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This is the moment we feared, people! Many of you thought it would never happen! But I insisted we spend two hours every morning training for it! You all thought I was mad, many of you requested to be transferred to another peanut factory, but now...

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RE: I can be VERY persuasive - 18/4/2012 2:15:36 AM

Whitey Fisk

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I’ve had to medicate Ralphie with stuff from the evidence locker.

< Message edited by Whitey Fisk -- 18/4/2012 2:19:02 AM >

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RE: I can be VERY persuasive - 18/4/2012 12:46:53 PM

MellowHype

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quote:

ORIGINAL: WiffleBat

This is the moment we feared, people! Many of you thought it would never happen! But I insisted we spend two hours every morning training for it! You all thought I was mad, many of you requested to be transferred to another peanut factory, but now...

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RE: I can be VERY persuasive - 18/4/2012 9:16:21 PM

JaZ517

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"I'm annoyed with you, Mother. Not just annoyed...angry! I'm a grown man and I CAN RUN MY OWN LIFE!"

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RE: I can be VERY persuasive - 19/4/2012 3:07:22 AM

Whitey Fisk

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“What’s the matter Homer?”
“Ain't you never seen a naked chick riding a clam before?”

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RE: I can be VERY persuasive - 19/4/2012 4:13:56 PM

gavinx

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http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/216daf534a/mcbain-the-full-movie

gold!

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RE: I can be VERY persuasive - 19/4/2012 6:37:18 PM

Law

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quote:

ORIGINAL: gavinx

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/216daf534a/mcbain-the-full-movie

gold!

Amazing

Little Suzies growing up

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RE: I can be VERY persuasive - 19/4/2012 6:41:11 PM

Law

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Right now im thinking about holding another meeting - IN BED

lmao

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RE: I can be VERY persuasive - 19/4/2012 6:43:30 PM

Overlay
Homeless Welsh Poet

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Law

Right now im thinking about holding another meeting - IN BED

lmao

Me and my ex used to say that to each other all the time. Big line.

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RE: I can be VERY persuasive - 20/4/2012 6:27:13 PM

Law

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Smithers, this monkey is going to need most of your skin

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RE: I can be VERY persuasive - 20/4/2012 6:52:41 PM

Gilf
Elitist

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Law

quote:

ORIGINAL: gavinx

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/216daf534a/mcbain-the-full-movie

gold!

Amazing

Little Suzies growing up

Lmfao. All about when his partner gets shot...

"Damn, damn, damn! McBain!"

"Yes?"

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RE: I can be VERY persuasive - 20/4/2012 7:46:32 PM

Invision

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never realised they were all the same movie

how many seasons did it run over?

Bit like roger the alien's golden poo storyline from american dad, in that you gotta piece it together over however many seasons

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RE: I can be VERY persuasive - 20/4/2012 7:51:44 PM

DJModus

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Invision

never realised they were all the same movie how many seasons did it run over?

Bit like roger the alien's golden poo storyline from american dad, in that you gotta piece it together over however many seasons

Seth MacFarlane stealing ideas from The Simpsons eh?

Plagiarismo de Plagiarismo

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RE: I can be VERY persuasive - 20/4/2012 8:40:10 PM

Shure

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“Marge! Get me your address book, four beers and my conversation hat.”

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RE: I can be VERY persuasive - 20/4/2012 11:41:41 PM

Designer_Beats

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"I ordered the galaxy of prawns, 3 prawns is hardly a galaxy"

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RE: I can be VERY persuasive - 21/4/2012 12:04:33 AM

B.D.
Tim Reaper (Shoe on head)

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Designer_Beats

"I ordered the galaxy of prawns, 3 prawns is hardly a galaxy"

LOL

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RE: I can be VERY persuasive - 24/4/2012 5:42:28 PM

Whitey Fisk

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How about ’The Christ Punchers’?

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RE: I can be VERY persuasive - 26/4/2012 3:51:16 AM

Whitey Fisk

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Errr....uh... Hello Mrs.... er.... Bart.

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