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= Yumbolt =
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RE: I can be VERY persuasive 2007/04/18 18:21:21 (permalink)

ORIGINAL: Law

Talking out of turn...that's a paddling.
Looking out the window...that's a paddling.
Staring at my sandals...that's a paddling.
Paddling the school canoe...ooh, you better believe that's a paddling.




Just now heard this on todays C4 episode
DJBAREMANZ
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RE: I can be VERY persuasive 2007/04/18 18:59:10 (permalink)
Please don't eat me! I have a wife and kids... Eat them
OEM
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RE: I can be VERY persuasive 2007/04/18 19:22:00 (permalink)
forwards, not backwards. upwards not forwards. And always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom


domin
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RE: I can be VERY persuasive 2007/04/18 23:19:33 (permalink)
more BORT licence plates to the gift shop, i repeat, more BORT licence plates to the giftshop


mrs simpson, would you also pick up your older, balder, fatter son
vendetta
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RE: I can be VERY persuasive 2007/04/18 23:23:59 (permalink)
but i don't even believe in jebus

save me jebus, save me
J Rolla
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RE: I can be VERY persuasive 2007/04/18 23:30:31 (permalink)
........THAT'S IT. I'M GOING TO CLOWN COLLEGE!
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RE: I can be VERY persuasive 2007/04/18 23:43:06 (permalink)
Grandpa: My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star.

bindun?
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RE: I can be VERY persuasive 2007/04/18 23:46:10 (permalink)
Well, he's kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace "accidentally" with "repeatedly," and replace "dog" with "son."
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RE: I can be VERY persuasive 2007/04/18 23:48:37 (permalink)
So the substitute teacher's name is Mrs DOODY and everyone is looking at me like "Take it Bart, run with it."

Then it hit me. I have become a clown. A class clown. AND IT SICKENS ME
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RE: I can be VERY persuasive 2007/04/18 23:54:25 (permalink)

ORIGINAL: metzie

So the substitute teacher's name is Mrs DOODY and everyone is looking at me like "Take it Bart, run with it."

Then it hit me. I have become a clown. A class clown. AND IT SICKENS ME

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RE: I can be VERY persuasive 2007/04/19 00:53:34 (permalink)
Family guy but...

"I may be an idiot. But if there's one thing i am not, sir, it is an idiot"

@nefarious: your sig reminds me of this http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=trippin
im assumin thats the show he's on about?

Edit: im such a penis, the picture is on the page. never mind
post edited by MykMallett - 2007/04/19 01:01:09
DjNefarious
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RE: I can be VERY persuasive 2007/04/19 00:57:15 (permalink)

ORIGINAL: MykMallett

Family guy but...

"I may be an idiot. But if there's one thing i am not, sir, it is an idiot"

@nefarious: your sig reminds me of this http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=trippin
im assumin thats the show he's on about?

considering the picture is from halfway down the page, yes
MykMallett
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RE: I can be VERY persuasive 2007/04/19 01:01:52 (permalink)
yeah i just started reading it again and noticed it


im gonna go and sit in the corner for a while
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RE: I can be VERY persuasive 2007/04/19 01:02:54 (permalink)

ORIGINAL: MykMallett

yeah i just started reading it again and noticed it


im gonna go and sit in the corner for a while

i should of added a

i wasn't trying to sound like such a cunt
MykMallett
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RE: I can be VERY persuasive 2007/04/19 01:03:46 (permalink)
with redmans beautiful smile at the bottom of every post...you never could
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RE: I can be VERY persuasive 2007/04/19 01:13:45 (permalink)

ORIGINAL: MykMallett

with redmans beautiful smile at the bottom of every post...you never could

i could say the same about the helmeted burger man
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RE: I can be VERY persuasive 2007/04/19 01:35:03 (permalink)

Put out an APB on a Uosdwis R. Jewoh. Better start with Greektown...

That's Homer J Simpson, chief. You're reading it upside down.
Godfrey Tweeed
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RE: I can be VERY persuasive 2007/04/19 01:36:21 (permalink)

Boingy boingy boingy boingy
J Rolla
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RE: I can be VERY persuasive 2007/04/19 01:42:25 (permalink)
"Ahoy Hoy"

"Mr. Burns, this is Homer J simpson, the father of the BIG QUITTER. Well I just wanted to tell you, I'm a big quitter too, and I quit!"

"Homer, Mr. Burns can't see you winking"
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RE: I can be VERY persuasive 2007/04/19 07:54:36 (permalink)
Maaaaaaarge?

Yes Homey? DO DO DODO DO DO DO DO DO DO




Just pimpin with the man dem innit
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RE: I can be VERY persuasive 2007/04/19 08:48:43 (permalink)
"Well, I just got a promotion and it's all thanks to Yes-I-Can-abis!"
post edited by pez - 2007/04/19 08:49:14

domin
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RE: I can be VERY persuasive 2007/04/19 08:52:34 (permalink)
bagels? i specifically requested no ethnic food!
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RE: I can be VERY persuasive 2007/04/19 09:18:16 (permalink)

ORIGINAL: MykMallett

Family guy but...



Strictly NO Family Guy in here.
Family Guy has its moments but it aint no where near The Simpsons (in its prime) level.
Family Guy kinda annoys me.
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RE: I can be VERY persuasive 2007/04/19 09:20:43 (permalink)
"Well.... Son, You've tried your best and you failed. The lesson is, never try."
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RE: I can be VERY persuasive 2007/04/19 09:21:53 (permalink)

ORIGINAL: Law


ORIGINAL: MykMallett

Family guy but...



Strictly NO Family Guy in here.
Family Guy has its moments but it aint no where near The Simpsons (in its prime) level.
Family Guy kinda annoys me.



And there is a thread for family guy somewhere...
Syhr
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RE: I can be VERY persuasive 2007/04/19 09:22:17 (permalink)
DAS IS NOT EINE BOOBY!


Kable
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RE: I can be VERY persuasive 2007/04/19 09:27:41 (permalink)
America's health care system is second only to Japan, Canada, Sweden, Great Britain, well...all of Europe. But you can thank your lucky stars we don't live in Paraguay!
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RE: I can be VERY persuasive 2007/04/19 09:29:02 (permalink)
It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day
Kable
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RE: I can be VERY persuasive 2007/04/19 09:31:27 (permalink)
I'm a white male, age 18 to 49. Everyone listens to me, no matter how dumb my suggestions are.
subfugitive
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RE: I can be VERY persuasive 2007/04/19 17:15:42 (permalink)
SAAAAAVVEEE MEEEE JEEEEEBUSSSSSSSSsssssssss!!...
post edited by subfugitive - 2007/04/19 17:16:29
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