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RE: I can be VERY persuasive 2007/04/18 12:39:56 (permalink)
Shake harder boy!!
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RE: I can be VERY persuasive 2007/04/18 12:41:05 (permalink)
I think it was called... The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down
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RE: I can be VERY persuasive 2007/04/18 12:41:19 (permalink)
see all that stuff inside homer...thats why your robot never worked
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RE: I can be VERY persuasive 2007/04/18 12:42:57 (permalink)
His jiggling is almost hypnotic...
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RE: I can be VERY persuasive 2007/04/18 12:43:37 (permalink)
its funny cos its true - we're so lame!
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RE: I can be VERY persuasive 2007/04/18 12:45:12 (permalink)
Mom its kind of hard to get out when your blocking the door

Knock her down son



If elected mayor my first act will be to kill the whole lot of ya, and burn your town to cinders!"
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RE: I can be VERY persuasive 2007/04/18 12:45:34 (permalink)
Looks like its bad news for the… Impson family


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RE: I can be VERY persuasive 2007/04/18 12:46:42 (permalink)
Let the bears pay the bear tax. I pay the Homer tax.
That’s the home owner tax.



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RE: I can be VERY persuasive 2007/04/18 12:46:52 (permalink)
argh squiddy - i've nothin against ye, i just heard there was gold in your belly
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RE: I can be VERY persuasive 2007/04/18 12:47:03 (permalink)

ORIGINAL: metzie

I think it was called... The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down


lmao
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RE: I can be VERY persuasive 2007/04/18 12:48:39 (permalink)
Ah, ah, uh, sorry I'm late, there was trouble at the lab with the running and the exploding and the crying
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RE: I can be VERY persuasive 2007/04/18 12:51:19 (permalink)

ORIGINAL: specific

Professor, without knowing precisely what the danger is, would you say it's time for our viewers to crack each other's heads open and feast on the goo inside?



Yes, yes I would Kent



'Mankind has always dreamed of destroying the sun'
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RE: I can be VERY persuasive 2007/04/18 12:52:25 (permalink)
this won't hurt a bit - til i shove this down your throat!
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RE: I can be VERY persuasive 2007/04/18 12:53:17 (permalink)
STUPIDER LIKE A FOX!
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RE: I can be VERY persuasive 2007/04/18 12:53:47 (permalink)
just because i dont care doesnt mean i dont understand
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RE: I can be VERY persuasive 2007/04/18 12:54:40 (permalink)
I had onions on my belt, which was the style at the time
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RE: I can be VERY persuasive 2007/04/18 12:55:15 (permalink)
you sunk my battleship
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RE: I can be VERY persuasive 2007/04/18 12:56:06 (permalink)
It was I, you fools! The man you trusted wasn't Wavy Gravy at all! And all this time, I've been smoking harmless tobacco.
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RE: I can be VERY persuasive 2007/04/18 12:58:35 (permalink)
Why marge, you husband has been very polite - he hasn't even laughed at my googly eye

(or something like that - hadme in stiched first time i saw it...)
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RE: I can be VERY persuasive 2007/04/18 12:59:08 (permalink)
what do taxes pay for daddy?

sunshine, the sky and all the people who just don't feel like working god bless em.
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RE: I can be VERY persuasive 2007/04/18 13:03:12 (permalink)
Gimme three fingers of milk ma
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RE: I can be VERY persuasive 2007/04/18 13:07:35 (permalink)
Lenny: You want another card or not?
Homer: Huh? Oh, OK. I'll take three. [Moe deals them] D'oh! D'oh!
D'oh! I mean...woo hoo.
Moe: I'm in. [tosses a chip into the pot] Let's see your cards.
Homer: Oh, I was bluffing. [shows them]
Moe: Ha ha. Come to papa -- wait a minute! You have a straight
flush, Homer! You do this every time, you -- oh, you -- oh!
Gah! I'm choking on my own rage here.
Carl: Hey, don't yell at Homer. Just 'cause he's a little slow...
Homer: [gasps] [thinks] Something was said...not good. What was it?
"Don't yell at Homer!" No, that's OK. What was it? ...Slow!
They called you slow!
[stands up, yells] How dare you call me that! I -- huh?
[Lenny walks into empty kitchen wearing night cap]
Lenny: [opens fridge] Hey, Homer, you still here? Boy, you _are_ slow.
Homer: [thinks] Something said...not good.
Lenny: Get the hell out of here!

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he reckons hes got a 9 incher, i reckon he had the ruler upside down




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RE: I can be VERY persuasive 2007/04/18 13:08:20 (permalink)
mcgarnagle - that handgun is totally against regulations, it goes against every rule in the book

BYE BOOK
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RE: I can be VERY persuasive 2007/04/18 13:09:16 (permalink)
Do you mind, im trying to eat lunch
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RE: I can be VERY persuasive 2007/04/18 13:10:23 (permalink)
Arnie i really don't think this is the time..... YOUR NOT THE TIME KENT, YOUR NOT THE TIME!!!
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RE: I can be VERY persuasive 2007/04/18 13:17:41 (permalink)
Stupid driving test at the stupid DMV where stupid Patty and stupid Selma work!


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RE: I can be VERY persuasive 2007/04/18 13:19:16 (permalink)
Try to be nice to my sisters. It's very hard on me to have you fighting all the time.
Oh, OK Marge, I'll get along with them. Then, I will hug some snakes... yes. I will hug and kiss some poisonous snakes. Now that's sarcasm.


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RE: I can be VERY persuasive 2007/04/18 13:20:13 (permalink)
Baby could order poison!
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RE: I can be VERY persuasive 2007/04/18 13:43:04 (permalink)
So let's review. You two screwballs have just strolled in here fresh from the sewer and given me a bunch of bulldink about creating Itchy with no proof at all, and you expect me to give you… how much?

800 billion dollars.


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RE: I can be VERY persuasive 2007/04/18 13:48:28 (permalink)
God, he eats like a pig!
I dunno. Pigs tend to chew. I'd say he eats more like a duck.


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