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kuntish
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RE: I can be VERY persuasive 2007/04/18 12:06:56 (permalink)
that thing in the celler is not my mother
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RE: I can be VERY persuasive 2007/04/18 12:07:46 (permalink)
Dog for sale!
Dog for sale!

how much for the dog?

oh, hes not for sale
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RE: I can be VERY persuasive 2007/04/18 12:09:43 (permalink)
Arrrghhh my eye, im not allowed to get springs in it!
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kuntish
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RE: I can be VERY persuasive 2007/04/18 12:10:06 (permalink)
i've just fell off my honda,
my legs are in the tree...

I SEE YOU'RE WEARING THOSE SHOES AGAIN...

yes the ones from italy
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RE: I can be VERY persuasive 2007/04/18 12:10:48 (permalink)
Probably the funniest ever....

MY EYES, ZE GOGGLES SEY DO NOTHING!
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RE: I can be VERY persuasive 2007/04/18 12:14:02 (permalink)
im sorry ..i cannot divulge any information about my clients secret, illegal bank account

oh crap i shouldnt have said he was my client

oh crap i shouldnt have said it was a secret

oh crap ..i certainly shouldnt have said it was illegal
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RE: I can be VERY persuasive 2007/04/18 12:18:27 (permalink)
DVLA Woman: Are you 2 smoking in a government building?

Patty & Selma: Uncomfortable mumbling

Homer: *laughs, looks at Marge then picks up both cigarettes from the ash tray*

DVLA Woman: Oh.. are those yours sir?

Homer: Yes.... I am in flavour country

DVLA Woman: BOTH of them?!

Homer:...It's a big country


ORIGINAL: **gutlessrhyme**

[Post deleted by **gutlessrhyme** as it's irrelevant]


Should delete your account then really m8.



Just pimpin with the man dem innit
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The Waco Kid
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RE: I can be VERY persuasive 2007/04/18 12:19:38 (permalink)

ORIGINAL: DJBAREMANZ

im sorry ..i cannot divulge any information about my clients secret, illegal bank account

oh crap i shouldnt have said he was my client

oh crap i shouldnt have said it was a secret

oh crap ..i certainly shouldnt have said it was illegal



ohhhhh.... it's too hot today.


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StrapMajik
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RE: I can be VERY persuasive 2007/04/18 12:19:56 (permalink)
That's it baby work the slot...

Errr that's a project i'm working on.. aheh heh...



Just pimpin with the man dem innit
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RE: I can be VERY persuasive 2007/04/18 12:19:57 (permalink)
Stop endangering yourself
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RE: I can be VERY persuasive 2007/04/18 12:20:56 (permalink)

ORIGINAL: Law

Stop endangering yourself


L O L! Brilliant



Just pimpin with the man dem innit
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RE: I can be VERY persuasive 2007/04/18 12:21:59 (permalink)

ORIGINAL: Law

Stop endangering yourself

possibly the funniest moment
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RE: I can be VERY persuasive 2007/04/18 12:22:01 (permalink)
I love that song, reminds me of elephants
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kuntish
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RE: I can be VERY persuasive 2007/04/18 12:22:50 (permalink)
mum if you was in a german shiser video you'd tell me would you?
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RE: I can be VERY persuasive 2007/04/18 12:23:45 (permalink)
HOMER I'm taking down your caricature and your favourite song outta the juke box..

But it's raining men...

Not anymore it isn't!


"I don't rap for dead presidents, I'd rather see the president dead, It's never been said, But I set precedents and the standards, and they can't stand it.."
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RE: I can be VERY persuasive 2007/04/18 12:24:28 (permalink)
Hey there, Blimpy Boy, flying through the sky so fancy.. free..
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StrapMajik
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RE: I can be VERY persuasive 2007/04/18 12:25:47 (permalink)
That's proposterious, why get out.. You're banned. YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN AND YOUR CHILDRENS CHILDREN....

For 3 months.



Just pimpin with the man dem innit
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RE: I can be VERY persuasive 2007/04/18 12:28:57 (permalink)
I've had it with this school, Skinner. Low test scores, class after class of ugly, ugly children
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domin
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RE: I can be VERY persuasive 2007/04/18 12:29:08 (permalink)
we've searched the base & all we found was PORNO! PORNO! PORNO!

Krusty: wahey - this is my kind of meeting!
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The Waco Kid
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RE: I can be VERY persuasive 2007/04/18 12:29:35 (permalink)
more testicles means more iron.


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Law
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RE: I can be VERY persuasive 2007/04/18 12:30:19 (permalink)
Calm down, you'll give yourself skin failure
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kuntish
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RE: I can be VERY persuasive 2007/04/18 12:30:38 (permalink)
crucifixion?

A?

crucifixion?

ER NO, THEY SAID I COULD GO AND NOT DO IT AGAIN..

oh ok, off you go

ONLY PULLING YOUR LEG CRUCIFIXION REALLY

ok through the door on the left one cross each
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RE: I can be VERY persuasive 2007/04/18 12:31:19 (permalink)

ORIGINAL: Syhr

more testicles means more iron.


LOL


I first knew I was an adult when the judge said 'you'll be tried as an adult'
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domin
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RE: I can be VERY persuasive 2007/04/18 12:31:59 (permalink)
what is your obsession with my forbidden closet of mystery?
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RE: I can be VERY persuasive 2007/04/18 12:34:23 (permalink)
Lmao, too many classics in here

I've had it with this school, Skinner. Low test scores, class after class of ugly, ugly children


L M A O
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The Waco Kid
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RE: I can be VERY persuasive 2007/04/18 12:34:25 (permalink)
1....2.....3.....45678910 BYE!


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RE: I can be VERY persuasive 2007/04/18 12:35:22 (permalink)
Aurora Borealis? At this time of year? A this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your kitchen?

Yes

Can I see it?

No
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RE: I can be VERY persuasive 2007/04/18 12:37:08 (permalink)
Marge I hate learning new stuff, everytime I learn something new it pushes the old stuff outta my brain.

Remember that time I forgot how to drive?

Yes homer, you were drunk.

Hmmmmmm.....

"I don't rap for dead presidents, I'd rather see the president dead, It's never been said, But I set precedents and the standards, and they can't stand it.."
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RE: I can be VERY persuasive 2007/04/18 12:37:44 (permalink)
I don't get mad ... I get stabby

(I actually laughed proper loud when I remembered that one'
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domin
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RE: I can be VERY persuasive 2007/04/18 12:38:59 (permalink)
smithers says that if you dont come into work today then don't bother on monday

Woohoo, 4 day weekend!
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