Whitey FiskYT Cuntflap"That's my cousin Louis... We walk into a bar, he goes; 'Hey Dom, I think that waitress noticed me'"Yeah? What d'you think she noticed Louis?..The fact that your belly came in four steps ahead of you? You think she was wondering what was behind that bowl of girth?"'Yeah, she wouldn't go out with me. She must be like, a lesbo or something'"Well, she'd have to be a lesbian to not go out with a hunk like you. It couldn't be that ring of coldsores about to pop off your impetigo-infested neck"We're at a bar, he's got his hand over his drink; "Why do you got your hand over your drink?"'You know man, roofies. The date rape drug.'"Louis, first of all, let's clear the air here. You are a human manatee. Nobody is gonna wanna put you to sleep to have sex with you. I guarantee you could pass your drink around the room and it would probably come back fortified with vitamins, cause they feel so bad for you. Drink up, my friend.""
Garcon Cheval i love him so much
MajikThe last one at One Night Stand is one of my favourite matches ever, Awesome Bomb from the ring through a table 🔫