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ORIGINAL: BrockLessChompster

settling down to play playstation, getting all comfy and the pillows just right, to realize the wrong game is in the drive.

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You checked the smoking area, the toilet queue and all the little side-rooms, and the girl you spent the night eyeballing has already left. A total of four women remain, but they're surrounded by a baying pack of men who, even in their paralytic state, possess better looks and more charm than you could ever muster sober. You scan the room for house party potential but all your friends have left already and none of them are answering their phones. 'Here we are again, old friend,' you sigh, staring down at your cocaine-clogged penis and mentally preparing yourself for the horrifying porn you're gonna have to watch for the next three hours if you ever want to lull your lonely body into sleep again.

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ORIGINAL: Whagwan

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You checked the smoking area, the toilet queue and all the little side-rooms, and the girl you spent the night eyeballing has already left. A total of four women remain, but they're surrounded by a baying pack of men who, even in their paralytic state, possess better looks and more charm than you could ever muster sober. You scan the room for house party potential but all your friends have left already and none of them are answering their phones. 'Here we are again, old friend,' you sigh, staring down at your cocaine-clogged penis and mentally preparing yourself for the horrifying porn you're gonna have to watch for the next three hours if you ever want to lull your lonely body into sleep again.

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ORIGINAL: Whagwan

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You checked the smoking area, the toilet queue and all the little side-rooms, and the girl you spent the night eyeballing has already left. A total of four women remain, but they're surrounded by a baying pack of men who, even in their paralytic state, possess better looks and more charm than you could ever muster sober. You scan the room for house party potential but all your friends have left already and none of them are answering their phones. 'Here we are again, old friend,' you sigh, staring down at your cocaine-clogged penis and mentally preparing yourself for the horrifying porn you're gonna have to watch for the next three hours if you ever want to lull your lonely body into sleep again.

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ORIGINAL: horrid

Going for a peaceful shite at work then hearing someone come and stand outside waiting. Stagefright is the only option, if you actually go through with it they'll hear you spray the Oust and know you've just taken a shit.

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ORIGINAL: Invision

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ORIGINAL: Whagwan

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You checked the smoking area, the toilet queue and all the little side-rooms, and the girl you spent the night eyeballing has already left. A total of four women remain, but they're surrounded by a baying pack of men who, even in their paralytic state, possess better looks and more charm than you could ever muster sober. You scan the room for house party potential but all your friends have left already and none of them are answering their phones. 'Here we are again, old friend,' you sigh, staring down at your cocaine-clogged penis and mentally preparing yourself for the horrifying porn you're gonna have to watch for the next three hours if you ever want to lull your lonely body into sleep again.

i recognise that... vice?

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ORIGINAL: Horsey Boy

getting a job interview, preparing for weeks, doing all your research, practicing your presentation to a set of caring friends and family, then walking in and realising your up against geordie007, then falling backwards onto an upturned plug

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ORIGINAL: Horsey Boy

treading on a upturned egg