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BudFox -> worst sensations ever (8/4/2012 10:58:43 PM)

dribbling the dregs of a can of beer down your chin then touching your t-shirt and feeling the wet cold alcohol against your chest [X(]



Whagwan -> RE: worst sensations ever (8/4/2012 11:01:01 PM)

The futility of a drugged up wank when you give up as you cannot make yourself cum.



The Rat -> RE: worst sensations ever (8/4/2012 11:04:40 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Whagwan

The futility of a drugged up wank when you give up as you cannot make yourself cum.

[:D]



Whagwan -> RE: worst sensations ever (8/4/2012 11:07:04 PM)

30mins of tugging later you just lie down and have a little cry.



Whowhere -> RE: worst sensations ever (8/4/2012 11:10:51 PM)

The premature retraction of a still relieving penis, resulting in a somewhat quite distinct trail of destruction. Always serious business inna dance.



Roboraver -> RE: worst sensations ever (8/4/2012 11:13:19 PM)

Getting shot.



SteelyStare -> RE: worst sensations ever (8/4/2012 11:14:25 PM)

Grabbing hold of the bin handle only to feel the cold squelch of a slug during the summer isn't nice. [&o]



STIMPY -> RE: worst sensations ever (8/4/2012 11:19:57 PM)

being high off the ground, going fast.



Horsey Boy -> RE: worst sensations ever (8/4/2012 11:23:02 PM)

the chicken and lemon thyme ones [:'(]



Whowhere -> RE: worst sensations ever (8/4/2012 11:23:46 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: STIMPY

being high off the ground, going fast.


Nah that's a lie surely.



STIMPY -> RE: worst sensations ever (8/4/2012 11:24:30 PM)

I don't like either.



greenfrog -> RE: worst sensations ever (8/4/2012 11:27:43 PM)

taking a shit in a public toilet and your dick head accidentally touching the inner bowl



MC_Phonetiks -> RE: worst sensations ever (8/4/2012 11:35:00 PM)

Being finger banged.



Hunchbak -> RE: worst sensations ever (8/4/2012 11:38:07 PM)

When minor things bother me



IKOS -> RE: worst sensations ever (8/4/2012 11:42:48 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: greenfrog

taking a shit in a public toilet and your dick head accidentally touching the inner bowl

Public toilets can fuck off, can't risk the witches kiss.

Brrrrr



Razor -> RE: worst sensations ever (8/4/2012 11:44:14 PM)

getting heartburn at the exact moment you realise you have no eggs left



Postman Pat -> RE: worst sensations ever (9/4/2012 12:07:00 AM)

Sleep paralysis [:(]



Hunchbak -> RE: worst sensations ever (9/4/2012 12:15:57 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Postman Pat

Sleep paralysis [:(]


Big in the terror game

All about shadow man b2b witch lady for the ultimate in fear technology



silentjob -> RE: worst sensations ever (9/4/2012 12:16:57 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Horsey Boy

the chicken and lemon thyme ones [:'(]

[8|]



Paper cuts
Water splashing up when you forget to paper the water whilst number 2ing
Biting your tongue.hard
Stray piece of tinfoil on Kit-Kat scraping a filling



greenfrog -> RE: worst sensations ever (9/4/2012 12:17:09 AM)

also seeing the hat man ghost in your bedroom at 3 am



Hunchbak -> RE: worst sensations ever (9/4/2012 12:19:40 AM)

Wasn't he the subject of a song by the rednecks?



MadameChaos -> RE: worst sensations ever (9/4/2012 12:27:21 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Horsey Boy

the chicken and lemon thyme ones [:'(]


This, blerugh! [:@]



scotteo -> RE: worst sensations ever (9/4/2012 12:42:45 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Whagwan

The futility of a drugged up wank when you give up as you cannot make yourself cum.


To carry on from this; give up as soon as you can, persistence only ends up in another terrible sensation - blue balls [X(]



Hunchbak -> RE: worst sensations ever (9/4/2012 12:44:09 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: scotteo

quote:

ORIGINAL: Whagwan

The futility of a drugged up wank when you give up as you cannot make yourself cum.


To carry on from this; give up as soon as you can, persistence only ends up in another terrible sensation - blue balls [X(]
[/quote

Beware the white foam



greenfrog -> RE: worst sensations ever (9/4/2012 12:46:37 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Hunchbak

Wasn't he the subject of a song by the rednecks?

was he?

beware of the shadow people



Hunchbak -> RE: worst sensations ever (9/4/2012 12:48:02 AM)

Where did he come from, where did he go? Where did he come from

Hat man ghost



greenfrog -> RE: worst sensations ever (9/4/2012 12:49:57 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Horsey Boy

the chicken and lemon thyme ones [:'(]

[&:]



MadameChaos -> RE: worst sensations ever (9/4/2012 12:57:40 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: greenfrog

also seeing the hat man ghost in your bedroom at 3 am


You've seen it too!!!

quote:

ORIGINAL: greenfrog

taking a shit in a public toilet and your dick head accidentally touching the inner bowl


Back the fuck up, I thought you were a female??? [&:]



BrockLessChompster -> RE: worst sensations ever (9/4/2012 1:05:24 AM)

you've got to embark on a long journey, loaded your ipod with new beats only to realize its out of power

needing a watery shit and there aint a toilet in sight

re applying suntan cream to your already chapped face. sting a ling a ling



Fools Errand -> RE: worst sensations ever (9/4/2012 1:10:48 AM)

The texture of mushrooms.



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