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Law -> RE: I can be VERY persuasive (18/4/2007 3:54:11 PM)

See my vest!




Syhr -> RE: I can be VERY persuasive (18/4/2007 3:57:07 PM)

You doctors have been telling us to drink a pint of gravy a day for years
Sir, i think you're a little confused.
Confused, would we?




metzie -> RE: I can be VERY persuasive (18/4/2007 4:02:56 PM)

Dude he's raggin' on your cord!




MykMallett -> RE: I can be VERY persuasive (18/4/2007 4:06:16 PM)

"Take him away boys!"

"Hey, i give the orders, bake him away toys"

"err...what chief?"

"Just do what the kid said"




StrapMajik -> RE: I can be VERY persuasive (18/4/2007 4:09:11 PM)

Gravedigger: Isn't anybody in this God damn cemetary dead?

Hans Moleman: Well now you come to mention it.... *Gets wheeled down into grave.

---------------------------------

Feds - With our new age development software, we estimate she should look... 20 years older.

Gravedigger - OH YEAH! I seen her, that is to say I saw her.




Law -> RE: I can be VERY persuasive (18/4/2007 4:10:36 PM)

ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT THE WESTSIDE?




OEM -> RE: I can be VERY persuasive (18/4/2007 4:12:53 PM)

Your son was trespassing on my property and destroyed a very valuable stone gargoyle, and ... are you wearing a grocery bag?
I have misplaced my pants.




MykMallett -> RE: I can be VERY persuasive (18/4/2007 4:13:51 PM)

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ORIGINAL: OEM

Your son was trespassing on my property and destroyed a very valuable stone gargoyle, and ... are you wearing a grocery bag?
I have misplaced my pants.


lol




specific -> RE: I can be VERY persuasive (18/4/2007 4:16:45 PM)

Take this object, but beware, it carries a terrible curse.

Ooooh, that's bad.

But it comes with a free Frogurt!

That's good!

The Frogurt is also cursed.

That's bad.

But you get your choice of topping!

That's good!

The toppings contains Potassium Benzoate.

....


...That's bad.




StrapMajik -> RE: I can be VERY persuasive (18/4/2007 4:20:15 PM)

I KNOW YOU CAN READ MYYYYY THOUGHTS BOY

miaow miaow miaow miaow miaow miaow miaow miaow miaow miaow miaow miaow miaow miaow mioaw miaow




Slappy Kincaid -> RE: I can be VERY persuasive (18/4/2007 4:20:21 PM)

I think I just logged on to my internet




OEM -> RE: I can be VERY persuasive (18/4/2007 4:22:04 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: StrapMajik

I KNOW YOU CAN READ MYYYYY THOUGHTS BOY

miaow miaow miaow miaow miaow miaow miaow miaow miaow miaow miaow miaow miaow miaow mioaw miaow


LMAO that is one of the best moments in tv history [:D]




Slappy Kincaid -> RE: I can be VERY persuasive (18/4/2007 4:22:19 PM)

Buenosdingdongdiddlydias




Slappy Kincaid -> RE: I can be VERY persuasive (18/4/2007 4:25:10 PM)

If it's clear and yella, you've got juice there fella, if it's tangy and brown you're in cider town

[:D][:D][:D]




metzie -> RE: I can be VERY persuasive (18/4/2007 4:27:21 PM)

Once again, if I'm not mistaken, this can used to contain tomato paste




specific -> RE: I can be VERY persuasive (18/4/2007 4:27:21 PM)

Or what? You'll release the dogs? Or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouths, and when they bark they shoot bees at you?




Law -> RE: I can be VERY persuasive (18/4/2007 4:29:30 PM)

Say hello to Miguel Sanchez




StrapMajik -> RE: I can be VERY persuasive (18/4/2007 4:30:41 PM)

On next weeks show, the immigrant from Scotland that came over to spy on your girls...

ROWDY RODDER PEEPER




Slappy Kincaid -> RE: I can be VERY persuasive (18/4/2007 4:31:09 PM)

After Chernobyl, my penis is falling off....

And penis is Russian for what?




domin -> RE: I can be VERY persuasive (18/4/2007 4:32:31 PM)

hey, i only need to press Y. I just tripled my productivity!




Slappy Kincaid -> RE: I can be VERY persuasive (18/4/2007 4:35:09 PM)

After supper, Roddy told a joke about an octopus and a set of bagpipes, and the punchline implied they fornicated




specific -> RE: I can be VERY persuasive (18/4/2007 4:36:11 PM)

quote:

Channel 4 - Wednesday 18th - 6:00pm

The PTA Disbands
Bart gleefully exploits a teachers' dispute in a bid to get the school closed down permanently, but soon regrets his efforts. Meanwhile, the lack of educational structure starts to take its toll on Lisa's sanity


There's very little meat in these gym mats.

Channel 4 coming with the classics...




OEM -> RE: I can be VERY persuasive (18/4/2007 4:38:00 PM)

There doesn't seem to be any any key!




OEM -> RE: I can be VERY persuasive (18/4/2007 4:39:03 PM)

Gas break honk. Gas break honk. Honk honk punch.




StrapMajik -> RE: I can be VERY persuasive (18/4/2007 4:39:22 PM)

Excuse me Mr Simpson, Is there a way of escaping the dungeon without the wizard key?




OEM -> RE: I can be VERY persuasive (18/4/2007 4:45:11 PM)

I don't understand it! There wasn't any nuclear material in the van!




0-AID -> RE: I can be VERY persuasive (18/4/2007 4:53:53 PM)

They have the internet on computers now?!




Syhr -> RE: I can be VERY persuasive (18/4/2007 5:00:40 PM)

Tonight on Smartline, the power plant strike: argle bargle or foofaraw?




StrapMajik -> RE: I can be VERY persuasive (18/4/2007 5:02:33 PM)

Maybe you're right Lisa, Maybe you're pie, Pie be your pie




Danny Linguistiks -> RE: I can be VERY persuasive (18/4/2007 5:05:43 PM)

it feels like im wearing nothing at all

NOTHING AT ALL...


NOTTTTTTTTTTHING AT ALLL!!!!



'stupid sexy flanders'.




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