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Vindictive_mc -> Best "Bottom" quotes (7/2/2007 9:31:25 AM)

Let's hear em




**gutlessrhyme** -> RE: Best "Bottom" quotes (7/2/2007 9:32:25 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Vindictive_mc

Let's hear em


GASMAN! GASMAN! GASMAN! GASMAN!




"oooh a pickled onion sandwich, my favourite!"





Eddie: Well, at least we got the duck.
Richie: The duck?
Eddie: Yeah. It's made out of plastic!
Richie: Eddie, what in the name of Greek buggery, is the use of a plastic duck?
Eddie: It floats in the bath.
Richie: But why?
Eddie: It's hollow.
Richie: No! Why the duck?
Eddie: It came free with the telly.
Richie: Eddie, everything came free with the telly, we were looting! Why not get a free telly with the telly?
Eddie: Because it would sink in the Bath!!!!!!




*Nervously*.... "Once upon a time....there were...ummm... a big forest. And in that forest......there lived......some trousers. Called Dave."




"We drink it....cold??? Yes, we drink it cold, because we dont use gas, because we dont know what it is!"

"What IS gas??"

[:D][:D][:D] might have to watch this toight!




Law -> RE: Best "Bottom" quotes (7/2/2007 9:33:47 AM)

May I say, what a SMASHING blouse you have on?




Law -> RE: Best "Bottom" quotes (7/2/2007 9:36:11 AM)

Richie: I feel just like Lord Byron. And that other bloke, you know, Earl Thingy, with the long dressing-gown and the flappy stuff around his chin.


Eddie: Really? 'Cause you look like a stupid git with his raincoat on inside out.




Split Concept -> RE: Best "Bottom" quotes (7/2/2007 9:39:27 AM)

I'm collecting for the needy. This is for the victims of domestic violence.
Eddie:Oh, ta very much! *hits her on the head with a mallet and takes the tin*




Law -> RE: Best "Bottom" quotes (7/2/2007 9:39:45 AM)

Woman: Which one of you is Mr Hitler

Eddie: That would be me.

Women: Ooh, any relation?

Eddie: Well... I've got a mother.

Women: No, no, I meant to Adolf Hitler.

Eddie: Yes that's her.




D.S. -> RE: Best "Bottom" quotes (7/2/2007 9:41:55 AM)

Richie: What about pin the tail on the donkey?
Eddie: We haven't got a donkey.
Richie: Well er, pin the tail on the chicken.
Eddie: We haven't got a tail.
Richie: Well pin the sausage on the chicken.
Eddie: We haven't got a chicken.
Richie: Well pin the sausage on the fridge.
Eddie: Or a pin.
Richie: Sellotape a sausage to the fridge.
Eddie: We haven't got a sausage.
Richie: Put a bit of Sellotape on the fridge!
Eddie: Not much of game is it.




**gutlessrhyme** -> RE: Best "Bottom" quotes (7/2/2007 9:42:42 AM)

both watching a rented video]
Richie: It's not very sexy, is it?
Eddie: No. I must say, I expected a lot more from "The Furry Honeypot Adventure".
Richie: I think this is for kids you know Eddie. I think those Hussein brothers saw you coming again. Well, what else did you get?
Eddie: "Big Jugs"
[laughs]
Richie: "Big Jugs"! All right!
[reads box]
Richie: "A history of pottery in the nineteenth century." Anything else?
Eddie: Well this one's a sure-fire hit. Look. "Swedish Lesbians in Blackcurrant Jam".
Richie: Yabba-dabba-doo!
[reads]
Richie: No Eddie, it's "Swedish Legends in Blackcurrant Jam Making."
Eddie: Aw, come on, it's got to be dirty, it says "Swedish"!




djfychu -> RE: Best "Bottom" quotes (7/2/2007 9:43:12 AM)

"Look, the three kings. Gold, Frankenstein, and Grrrrrr.........."




**gutlessrhyme** -> RE: Best "Bottom" quotes (7/2/2007 9:43:44 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: D.S.

Richie: What about pin the tail on the donkey?
Eddie: We haven't got a donkey.
Richie: Well er, pin the tail on the chicken.
Eddie: We haven't got a tail.
Richie: Well pin the sausage on the chicken.
Eddie: We haven't got a chicken.
Richie: Well pin the sausage on the fridge.
Eddie: Or a pin.
Richie: Sellotape a sausage to the fridge.
Eddie: We haven't got a sausage.
Richie: Put a bit of Sellotape on the fridge!
Eddie: Not much of game is it.


ROFL!




Law -> RE: Best "Bottom" quotes (7/2/2007 9:45:35 AM)

Richie: You know mate, if we ever get through to the other side of this one, if we ever get back to Blighty, I'm really gonna change the way I live... find a piece of land, find a beautiful woman, hell, maybe even raise a few kids

Eddie: Aaaah quit dream'n skip, we're never going to pull through to the other side of this one

Richie: No you've got to dreeeeam Eddie. You've got to hold on to the dreeeeeam!

Eddie: Can I ask you a question?

Richie: Shoot from the hip Eddie, that's always been your style.

Eddie: WHY ARE WE TALKING SUCH COMPLETE AND UTTER BOLLOCKS?




Stowelly -> RE: Best "Bottom" quotes (7/2/2007 9:46:52 AM)

all about bottom live num 2


What that vicar needs is a good hard stiff cock RRRRight up his arse



"i know what your thinking parrot, your thinking how many shots did i fire back there in act 2 scene 4"

"you fired 6 you balled headed bastard"

thats right BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG, BUT I FUCKING RELOADED




Law -> RE: Best "Bottom" quotes (7/2/2007 9:48:50 AM)

All about Lady Natasha Letitia Sarah Jane Wellesley Obstromsky Ponsonsky Smythe Smythe Smythe Smythe Smythe Ovlomov Boblomov Dob, third viscountess of Moldavia IMO




Law -> RE: Best "Bottom" quotes (7/2/2007 9:50:23 AM)

Eddie: So, er, what did you do then?

Falklands War Vet: Well, I'd rather not talk about it.

Eddie: Why? Is it embarrassing? Shit your pants, did you? Cry, did you?

Falklands War Vet: Quite the opposite, actually.

Eddie: What, you sucked water in through your eyes?




Fucking LOL




Stowelly -> RE: Best "Bottom" quotes (7/2/2007 9:51:05 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Law

All about Lady Natasha Letitia Sarah Jane Wellesley Obstromsky Ponsonsky Smythe Smythe Smythe Smythe Smythe Ovlomov Boblomov Dob, third viscountess of Moldavia IMO

haha that epiodes brilliant too

"sarah Ferguson "

do you mind im a respectable man




BlaGGa -> RE: Best "Bottom" quotes (7/2/2007 9:54:17 AM)

Rich "The dart is in the eye, the dart is in the EYE!!!!"

Eddie "Yes I can bloody well see that!"




Law -> RE: Best "Bottom" quotes (7/2/2007 9:59:43 AM)

I saw it once on... Kill - Roy

[:D]




JayDJ -> RE: Best "Bottom" quotes (7/2/2007 10:00:07 AM)

Absolute comedy gold, my all time favorate comedy programme.

Eddie: This is a sex shop isn't it?
Shop Assistant: Yes.
Eddie: [slaps money down] I'll have five quid's worth then!
Shop Assistant: Very droll sir, I've never heard that one before.
Eddie: Haven't you? Shall I tell it again?
Shop Assistant: No thank you sir, I'd rather have a pineapple inserted violently into my rectum.
Eddie: You've been working here too long mate.




JayDJ -> RE: Best "Bottom" quotes (7/2/2007 10:03:36 AM)

Eddie: [to Richie] How's your sausage?
Richie: [looking surprised] 's A bit personal, isn't it? Oh, I see, you mean my *sausage*!
[points at frying pan]
Eddie: Yes?
Richie: You're asking me about my sausage?
Eddie: Sausage, yes?
Richie: Not my penis?
Eddie: [astonished] No!
Richie: Oh, thank heavens for that! Well, what can I tell you, Eddie, it's an absolute disaster! I just can't get the hang of this cooking lark! I mean, you put the sausage in the pan, you set it on fire, and what happens? It gets incinerated!
Eddie: Well, maybe we should eat our flakes?
[Richie looks disgusted]
Eddie: [Eddie holds up a box of cornflakes]
Richie: Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, I see what you mean, yes! I think I'm getting "double entendre disease"!
Eddie: Can I drink your juice?
Richie: [looking revolted, then realizing] Oh! Oh, yes! Yes, of course, go ahead! I think I'm going mad this morning!
[knocking on the front door]
Eddie: Someone's giving our knocker a damn good banging! I'd better go see who it is!
Richie: Righty 'o! I'll grab a hold of my sausage and give it a good seeing-to!




Vindictive_mc -> RE: Best "Bottom" quotes (7/2/2007 10:15:35 AM)

Richie "Yeh it was little johnny cartwright from the flats, nail the sucka bust his ass, i wanna see him doin 21-10 in the penn, what dya mean no evidence? what about the god dam jaffa cakes asswipe! Yeh, well im'a get mayor dooley... "

old woman "Are you maaaad?"

Richie "You want some of this? do you, do you? cos that's what your gonna get, yeh run like ya did at goose green- ARGIE!- .... Morning"




D.S. -> RE: Best "Bottom" quotes (7/2/2007 10:27:09 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Vindictive_mc

Richie "Yeh it was little johnny cartwright from the flats, nail the sucka bust his ass, i wanna see him doin 21-10 in the penn, what dya mean no evidence? what about the god dam jaffa cakes asswipe! Yeh, well im'a get mayor dooley... "

old woman "Are you maaaad?"

Richie "You want some of this? do you, do you? cos that's what your gonna get, yeh run like ya did at goose green- ARGIE!- .... Morning"



LMAO I love that bit [:D]

quote:

ORIGINAL: Law

Eddie: So, er, what did you do then?

Falklands War Vet: Well, I'd rather not talk about it.

Eddie: Why? Is it embarrassing? Shit your pants, did you? Cry, did you?

Falklands War Vet: Quite the opposite, actually.

Eddie: What, you sucked water in through your eyes?


LOL [:D]

I think I'll have to download some Bottom tonight. Forgot how funny it was




Vindictive_mc -> RE: Best "Bottom" quotes (7/2/2007 11:11:14 AM)

Big innit




Stowelly -> RE: Best "Bottom" quotes (7/2/2007 11:36:45 AM)

I like stork margarine because?........ ive only got one leg




jim_skreech -> RE: Best "Bottom" quotes (7/2/2007 11:51:25 AM)

Richie: Let's just be economical with the truth, errrm, something, buck, yeah hot young buck.
Eddie: What about badger?
Richie: No, no I'm more a sort of...
Eddie: HEDGHOG!
Richie: No fox! That's good, no that is good.
Eddie: Stoat!
Richie: Foxy Stoat? Yeah! It's gotta a ring to it... foxy stoat seeks...
Eddie: Pig!
Richie: Foxy Stoat Seeks Pig! Oh Shut up Eddie!




DJ Loki -> RE: Best "Bottom" quotes (7/2/2007 11:53:58 AM)

'No, Eddie, NOT THE BLEACH!'

'Awww sweet, the toddlers are ram-raiding the offlicence!'




Stowelly -> RE: Best "Bottom" quotes (7/2/2007 11:55:15 AM)

you are eating lard?

yeh, well im hungry but im too drunk to cook




Artskie -> RE: Best "Bottom" quotes (7/2/2007 12:44:50 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Law

Eddie: So, er, what did you do then?

Falklands War Vet: Well, I'd rather not talk about it.

Eddie: Why? Is it embarrassing? Shit your pants, did you? Cry, did you?

Falklands War Vet: Quite the opposite, actually.

Eddie: What, you sucked water in through your eyes?




[:D]




Artskie -> RE: Best "Bottom" quotes (7/2/2007 12:46:59 PM)

http://www.alluc.org/alluc/tv-shows.html?action=getviewcategory&category_uid=1482

Season 1 2 and 3 to stream there

[:D]




stupaj -> RE: Best "Bottom" quotes (7/2/2007 1:06:08 PM)

Copper: "That newspaper's upside down"

Eddie: "So are my eyes..."


[:D] Thread of the year!




COLESEY -> RE: Best "Bottom" quotes (7/2/2007 1:07:02 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Artskie

http://www.alluc.org/alluc/tv-shows.html?action=getviewcategory&category_uid=1482

Season 1 2 and 3 to stream there

[:D]


you fucking legend!


lol @ some of the quotes though, bottom was genius




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